Paultard Moneybomb an Abject Failure

[ksu_s13]

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^Give me a fucking break. :rolleyes:

[MicroBalrog]

Yes. I mean.
I would consider myself an utter failure if I *only* earned 6.3 million in a day.

I couldn't LIVE WITH MYSELF.

[Mr. Coolidge]

"Abject failure"? Hah! I wish I had the kind of money where I could just blow off $6.3 million (or $18 million+ , looking at the big picture) like it was nothing.

[xexkxex]

Copy and past the article and erase the link as to not give them any traffic!

From article.....



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I was going to wait until after midnight to post the results of the Dec. 16 Paultard moneybomb, but, well, reloading Ron Paul Graphs every 15 minutes takes its toll on the ol’ patience. It appears that “Tea Party 07” will accrue $6+ million dollars, breaking the $4.3 million dollar tally from the Nov. 5 moneybomb.

This figure was determined by applying advanced algebraic extrapolations to on the accompanying graph trend line — in other words, I looked at the line and said “I bet it will end up there.” OK, so I’m not a mathematician. I can, however, determine that (a) $6.something mil doesn’t reach the ‘tards $10 million dollar goal and (b) Paul’s 4% national polling average probably won’t win teh elekshinz. So the bomb was, in fact, a bomb, and thousands of people are broke as a result.

[osofaux]

The biggest fundraising day in history is a failure?

Someone's nervous, methinks.

[Tim724]

To quote Jeffrey "the dude" Lebowski:

"Well, that's just like your opinion man"

[rockwell]

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlDC/original/theweek1.jpg

Says the perpetually drunk slut.

[rockwell]

http://www.mediabistro.com/content/archives/04/03/30/amcjko.jpg

OO-WHIT! OO-WHIT!!

MY OPINON COUNTS DAMMIT. LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!

[Spirit of '76]

Don't worry about Wonkette. Those dimwitted slackers don't even vote, anyway.

[Ron LOL]

Don't worry about Wonkette. Those dimwitted slackers don't even vote, anyway.

More importantly, it wouldn't kill the folks here to have a sense of humor about things. Wonkette is pretty funny.

Paultards seek blimp!

[rockwell]

"Wonkette is pretty funny."

maybe when she's sober, but I haven't seen that side of her in a while.

[Sputnik]

More importantly, it wouldn't kill the folks here to have a sense of humor about things. Wonkette is pretty funny.

Paultards seek blimp!

Maybe Wonkette is a humor blog.

[Sandra]

Wonkette is nothing.

[TexMac]

http://www.mediabistro.com/content/archives/04/03/30/amcjko.jpg

OO-WHIT! OO-WHIT!!

MY OPINON COUNTS DAMMIT. LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!

Ana Marie Cox isn't Wonkette anymore, Ken Layne is.

[rockwell]

Ana Marie Cox isn't Wonkette anymore, Ken Layne is.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Ken_Layne.jpg

See what happens when you stop paying attention to which drunken DC whore is which?

My bad.

[Seanmc30]

We've been over this idiot before........their writing is the failure, just ignorant nonsense. They have picked up on the fact that if you say anything negative about Paul they will get a bunch of traffic.

Next time these idiots do this, cut and paste their article so we don't bother visiting their website and giving them traffic.

[TheDHC]

why do we even link to the wonkette anymore? these anti ron paul articles are only by 1 man, Jim Newell.

he wants traffic, and he knows we'll give it to him if he slams Ron Paul, no matter how flawed his arguments are.

If he wants to think raising 6$ million in 1 day is an "abject failure" then let him. We could argue how wrong he is all day, i guarantee it won't change his opinion.

even if we raised 20 million in 1 day he'll still call it a failure, he just wants attention, don't give it to him