Tea Party Limerick Thread

[Killaspike]

I saw the haiku one but I like limericks better, they are wittier =)

There once was an Act which made Legal
The Tender which displayed an Eagle
In the seal on Reverse,
Which did prompt quite a curse
From those who thought Gold should be Regal.

[amistybleu]

There once was a man from Texas
Who hated our unfair taxes
He said we were free
so we threw out the tea
and ten million came following after

[Killaspike]

There once was a man from Texas
Who hated our unfair taxes
He said we were free
so we threw out the tea
and ten million came following after

pure gold

pun intended

[BeFranklin]

There once was a man from Texas
Who hated our unfair taxes
He said we were free
so we threw out the tea
and ten million came following after

Best :)

[BeFranklin]

Warning - close your eyes - << u was warned >> this means u

** **

There once was a man named Ron Paul
who while on call, had seen it all
Went to war for duty
Helped us all for booty,
Then cleaned up in a money haul

[tnvoter]

There once was a man called "the Doc"
Who read on economics and stock
He lives to be free
And leads you and me
Cause we aren't taking anymore crock.

[pedzola]

There once was a man named Ron Paul
Who had a big blimp and cash haul
The tea we're a-tossin'
But it's snowing in Boston
So the blimp will not come here at all

[tnvoter]

There once was a man named Ron Paul
Who had a big blimp and cash haul
The tea we're a-tossin'
But it's snowing in Boston
So the blimp will not come here at all

hahah

[BeFranklin]

There once was a man named Big Ben
Who just wanted to have some Gin
But up went the ticker
And no one to dicker
He took out his checkbook and Pen

[RPsupporterAtHeart]

There once was a man with true sight
For liberty and freedom he'd fight
Evil tried to oppress him
But he taught them a lesson
And a nation stood by him with might

[secron7]

There once was a country in crisis
Controlled by fascist devices
The need for a solution
Gave way to a revolution
And America elected Ron Paul

[tnvoter]

I love you freedom loving people, <3.

[random]

"Ron Paul's a kooky old schmuck!"
Said Rudy and Romney Huck.
But then in December
Came a Day to Remember
And neocon pundits yelled "F***!!"

[Compulsive1]

There once was a country in crisis
Controlled by fascist devices
The need for a solution
Gave way to a revolution
And America elected Ron Paul

Good one!

[austin4paul]

"Ron Paul's a kooky old schmuck!"
Said Rudy and Romney Huck.
But then in December
Came a Day to Remember
And neocon pundits yelled "F***!!"

haha

[random]

"Immediately bring our troops home --
Don't build empires like Rome!
Let's come to our senses
And guard our own fences!"
Teaparty-oh-seven-dot-com

[angelatc]

"Ron Paul's a kooky old schmuck!"
Said Rudy and Romney Huck.
But then in December
Came a Day to Remember
And neocon pundits yelled "F***!!"

Perfect. I thought true limericks were naughty by definition.

[osofaux]

There once was some liberty brewing
It really was all of our doing
When Ron wins the race
Oh, the grin on his face
when he sees Stephanopoulos stewing!