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jgmaynard
12-15-2007, 01:26 PM
Just thought of this - dream up your own Tea Party Hiaku! (5 sylablles, 7, 5).

Ron Paul Tea Party
All donation records fall
on this Sunday Eve

JM

noiseordinance
12-15-2007, 01:32 PM
LoL, I think it's spelled haiku, but cute idea. :)

My girlfriend is mad
Now I can't afford presents
December 16th

Original_Intent
12-15-2007, 01:34 PM
Money tsunami
Destroyed the opposition
Rudy, Mitt, and Huck

jgmaynard
12-15-2007, 01:35 PM
OMG! Those are both great! Keep 'em comin'!

JM

Heather in WI
12-15-2007, 01:37 PM
Donate your money
A Ron Paul win will restore
liberty for all

osofaux
12-15-2007, 01:37 PM
Time for tea is near,
the winds of change are coming.
Oh yeah, f*ck you Frank.

0zzy
12-15-2007, 01:38 PM
I hate hiakus. I always feel like I'm pissing the ending part of a good movie.:X WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

jgmaynard
12-15-2007, 01:43 PM
Time for tea is near,
the winds of change are coming.
Oh yeah, f*ck you Frank.

OMG! That is SO funny!!!

JM

Omnis
12-15-2007, 01:44 PM
it's Haiku not Hiaku.


Tea in the harbor,
Millions in the coffer, 'cuz
Ron Paul is BALLIN'!


Lol.

gregmo
12-15-2007, 01:52 PM
Give us the power
See what we can do with it
R[ƎVO˩]UTION TIME

millerjd
12-15-2007, 01:52 PM
I flew to Boston
It's really freaking cold here
I hope tea doesn't freeze.

stown
12-15-2007, 01:54 PM
Time for tea is near,
the winds of change are coming.
Oh yeah, f*ck you Frank.

Hysterical!

jeffhenderson
12-15-2007, 01:59 PM
Fiat currency
Is being thrown overboard
"Amazing," says Wolf

Joe Schwartz
12-15-2007, 02:00 PM
Calm before the storm.
Eager anticipation,
Victory awaits!

Dan D.
12-15-2007, 02:03 PM
Technically, Haikus are supposed to include a reference to a season

The dead of winter
"We should have a tea party"
Watch the numbers climb

brogging4paul
12-15-2007, 02:06 PM
3 a.m., no cars
a migrating duck--honk! honk!
Ron Paulers all awake

jgmaynard
12-15-2007, 02:11 PM
Technically, Haikus are supposed to include a reference to a season

The dead of winter
"We should have a tea party"
Watch the numbers climb

Hmmm... Never heard that before, so I looked it up. I guess that is often the case, but not always...

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
hai·ku /ˈhaɪku/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hahy-koo] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -ku for 2. 1. a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
2. a poem written in this form.


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[Origin: 1895–1900; < Japn, equiv. to hai(kai) haikai + ku stanza; see hokku]
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.

Now if everything were really going our way, we'd have major seasonal weather on the way for that day. Oh... Wait a minute! ;) :D

JM

Mandrik
12-15-2007, 03:08 PM
Tea is delicious
Sugar? Lemon? No, thank you
Millions in cash, please.

jgmaynard
12-15-2007, 03:43 PM
Ron, Ron, help us Ron
You - You are our only hope
Empire falls now.

JM

Perry
12-15-2007, 03:54 PM
Hmmm...Haikus seem like poetry that bad poets can do. Therefor I am qualified.
Let me give it a shot...

My spirit is drowned and lifted up again
Hope springs eternal
Ron Paul

Did I do it right?

Young_Apprentice
12-15-2007, 04:20 PM
I hear libertea
sounding in the wintry night
Awake, I rise up

lidphi
12-15-2007, 04:38 PM
Stephanopolis,
"That's not going to happen",
time to prove him wrong

or

strippers for Ron Paul,
Pimps and blimps and money bombs,
sounds like fun to me!

and finally...

Ron Paul forums thread,
"Post Your Tea Party Haikus!",
hilarity ensues

------
"no man is more hopelessly enslaved than he who falsely believes that he is free"

jonahtrainer
12-15-2007, 04:48 PM
Hysterical!

How about this one:

My buddy Rudy
Im n ur 911
stealin all ur votez



:D

Corydoras
12-15-2007, 06:02 PM
Protesting taxes
Fighting for liberties lost
Tea melts snow and ice

Wilkero
12-15-2007, 06:23 PM
In Milwaukee while
Snow falls, I dream of many
Millions tomorrow

Jmaths117
12-15-2007, 07:00 PM
Just thought of this - dream up your own Tea Party Hiaku! (5 sylablles, 7, 5).

Ron Paul Tea Party
All donation records fall
on this Sunday Eve

JM
Liberty Brewing
Sweet Scent Permeates the Air
Donate on the 16th

Jmaths117
12-15-2007, 07:01 PM
Wow there's some damn good haikus in here (serious).http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Human_arm_bones_diagram.svg

Pauliana
12-15-2007, 07:06 PM
History repeats
Revolution is coming
Fox News can't ignore

Original_Intent
12-15-2007, 07:18 PM
Excitement rises,
premature e-donations
the only worry.

jorlowitz
12-15-2007, 08:44 PM
To brew liberty:
boil rights, passion, truth, hope--add
a slice of Lyman

Into the harbor
dump the tea, the tyranny
but not your ballot

It only takes one,
a person of principle,
to change the whole world

rockwell
12-15-2007, 08:47 PM
DC Is Broken

Only Ron Paul Can Fix It

Give It Up Baby

BeFranklin
12-15-2007, 09:07 PM
I wish I also
Money Like Tea Party Make
I not sing falso

BeFranklin
12-15-2007, 09:17 PM
Tea is delicious
Sugar? Lemon? No, thank you
Millions in cash, please.

One lump or two lumps?
Millions in Cash, Over Ten
Past the Twelve Mil Mark

Thats two lumps :D

mstrmac1
12-15-2007, 09:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALDGY8EFy-U

rockwell
12-15-2007, 09:27 PM
Give Me Liberty

The Ron Paul Revolution

It's Up To You Now

Ruby Justice
12-15-2007, 09:45 PM
Waiting for the tea
but a watched pot never boils
This one will explode

nathanhale
12-15-2007, 10:43 PM
The Constitution
The Supreme Law Of The Land
Ron Paul Will Uphold

MozoVote
12-15-2007, 11:05 PM
Donations Pile High
Cash Mountains of Liberty
Wolf Blitzer Amazed

priest_of_syrinx
12-15-2007, 11:10 PM
A revolution
Unfolds this December Day
Free this great country!

Truckloads of money
Are thrown in within just hours
The tea's in the sea!

All watch the widget
Eyes are peeled for the next bump
We are all junkies.

pedzola
12-15-2007, 11:17 PM
Tea parties are rad
Give me freedom and caffeine
Ron Paul rocks my socks


IRS is crap
I will not pay income tax
When Ron Paul is Prez

francisco
12-15-2007, 11:20 PM
Time for tea is near,
the winds of change are coming.
Oh yeah, f*ck you Frank.

lol

jgmaynard
12-16-2007, 12:28 AM
Twelve million to win
Goal, you have fallen, my friend
On to twenty mil

JM

PaulForPrez
12-16-2007, 01:05 AM
Sending the message
Hope for America
One buck at a time.

CAKochenash
12-16-2007, 01:08 AM
The Constitution
The Supreme Law Of The Land
Ron Paul Will Uphold

The Constitution
The supreme law of the land
Ron Paul Shall DEMAND

jgmaynard
12-16-2007, 03:08 PM
Fifteen million bucks
We are only half way through
New record rises

JM