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jorlowitz
12-15-2007, 03:40 AM
Here are a few ideas to keep the greenbacks, etc. flowing on the 16th...



TeaParty *Drinking* Games

Game 1: A Liberty Cherry On Top
Step 1: Donate an amount that you think will help RP reach November 5th's target.
Step 2: Pick a bonus number.
Step 3: For every million RP hits over 4.2 million, throw in your bonus. Drink!

Example: Tea party starts...$150, 5 million...$20 more, 6 million...$20 more, 7
million...$20 more, 8 million...$20 more, 9 million...$20 more, 10 MILLION!!!!

Original Donation: $150
Final Donation: $270
Ensuring liberty for ourselves and our posterity: priceless


Game 2: The Constitutional Tortoise
Step 1: Pick an amount that you would be willing to give 4-5 of.
Step 2: Every time Ron Paul picks up another million, kick in that amount. Drink!

Example: Tea party starts...$20, 1 million...$20 more, 2 million...$20 more, 3
million...$20 more, 4 million...$20 more, 5 million...$20 more, 6 million...$20 more, 7
million...$20 more, 8 million...$20 more, 9 million...$20 more, 10 MILLION!!!!

Original Donation: $80
Final Donation: $180
Destroying the system of 2-party tyranny: priceless


Game 3: The Multi-Million Milestone
Step 1: Pick a generous amount that you'd contribute “only if”, at key hurdles.
Step 2: When RP crosses one of those markers, kick it in! Drink!

Example: 4.2 million passed...$200, 6.2 million passed (Clinton's single day
record)...$200 more, 10 MILLION passed...$200 more!!

Original Donation: $200
Final Donation: $600
Dick Cheney teaching history at a college somewhere in Wyoming: priceless


Game 4: Wolf Blitzer's [A] Cocktail
Step 1: Turn on CNN
Step 2: Every time Wolf says “AMAZING....!!” drop another C-note. Drink!
Step 3: Repeat for FOX News (but double the amount)

Original Donation: $50
Final Donation: $1250
Seeing Wolf Blitzer Genuinely Stupefied: priceless


Pinkies up! Bombs away!

xao
12-15-2007, 05:07 AM
Haha excellent

Man from La Mancha
12-15-2007, 05:14 AM
LOL


http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1539/blackwsmalldv3.gif (teaparty07.com)ronpaulblimp.com...donate both

dvictr
12-15-2007, 06:57 AM
awesome... the server is gonna blow lol

Midnight77
12-15-2007, 07:01 AM
I'm going to email CNN and tell them how much the Paul supporters love hearing those words out of Blitzer's mouth. I'm going to ask them to put a bug in his ear to make sure we hear "Amazing" on Monday when discussing tomorrow's event.