'Nobody' wants to be Keene's next mayor

[jct74]

'Nobody' wants to be Keene's next mayor

By Damien Fisher
Aug 22, 2019

KEENE — Nobody wants to become the next mayor of Keene.

“I’m running because Nobody knows how to run your life better than you do, Nobody deserves that kind of power, and Nobody tells the truth anymore, and I want to be that guy,” said the candidate named Nobody.

The 50-year-old self-described libertarian activist who legally changed his name from Rich Paul to Nobody two months ago filed to run for mayor this week. Nobody, who says he founded the Keene 420 rally in which he and others smoke marijuana in Central Square, is running on a very small government platform.

“I would reduce the size and scope of government by as much as I possibly can,” he said.

When asked for specifics, Nobody said he would end the war on drugs and laws against prostitution.

Nobody, who moved to New Hampshire 10 years ago as part of the Free State movement, is no stranger to controversy. He was convicted in 2013 of selling marijuana and he was incarcerated.

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[timosman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOwesWn3vU4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOwesWn3vU4

[Stratovarious]

I'll bet he took the name Nobody from the Spaghetti Western; 'My Name is Nobody' , which is one
of my all time favorites of the Classic SW's.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPhT2HTLKLI




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP11jDHwX98

[Anti Globalist]

I would vote for that guy in a heartbeat if I lived in Keene.

[CCTelander]

Now if we could just get "Not Sure" to run for president...

[fisharmor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5OERqTniro

[Stratovarious]

I would vote for that guy in a heartbeat if I lived in Keene.

So, if you lived there, you would vote for Somebody.......

[dannno]

Now if we could just get "Not Sure" to run for president...

https://i.imgur.com/Jukatet.png



The House of Representin' Prefers

UHMERICAN EXXXPRESS



lol...

[CCTelander]

https://i.imgur.com/Jukatet.png



The House of Representin' Prefers

UHMERICAN EXXXPRESS



lol...


A worthy successor to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

[Superfluous Man]

Hopefully Nobody wins, and hopefully this is just a stepping stone to Nobody eventually becoming a governor or senator and then ultimately US president.

[brushfire]

Dave Ridley interviewed "nobody", some time ago.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CF_2lnz76I

[oyarde]

Population about 23K , grown some since 1880 when the Pop. was 6700 . Gloriously burned to the ground in 1747 it was rebuilt in 1749 and named Keene after the british ambassador to Spain and West Indies trader , slaver to the Americas . Once a railroad town and now with no railroads it has pretty well peaked as a place for colleges and insurance salesman . Voted Dem for pres. for maybe 25 years so obviously not overly bright . Precisely the type of place you would not want to be mayor . In case of dire emergency your quaint looking little town is now full of rabid retards and you are in charge .