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Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 07:05 PM
Scientific research has shown that a great and fascinating -- perhaps even mysterious -- bond exists between dogs and human beings. They even understand human language (https://gizmodo.com/new-study-explores-how-dogs-understand-human-language-1829800253).
The love story between dogs and humans goes back tens of thousands of years, the results of which can still be seen everywhere, every single day. Families going out with their dogs, which are carefully groomed, looking extremely healthy and happy. The pet is a real member of the family. His needs are as important to his owners as their own. Because of this close relationship, dogs have developed the ability to perfectly understand us (https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/06/180620125955.htm).

Dogs are capable of understanding the emotions behind an expression on a human face. For example, if a dog turns its head to the left, it could be picking up that someone is angry, fearful or happy. If there is a look of surprise on a person's face, dogs tend to turn their head to the right. The heart rates of dogs also go up when they see someone who is having a bad day, say Marcello Siniscalchi, Serenella d'Ingeo and Angelo Quaranta of the University of Bari Aldo Moro in Italy. The study in Springer's journal Learning & Behavior is the latest to reveal just how connected dogs are with people. The research also provides evidence that dogs use different parts of their brains to process human emotions. Considering these abilities, it's not so strange that we love dogs so much.
Liberal Twitter-user Danielle (@ladypalerider) has a different explanation for people's love for dogs, however. Wait. I should've written: for white people's love for our canine comrades. According to her, "white people love dogs so much because deep down they miss owning slaves. They love the owner and master dynamic, desperate for something to control."
https://static.pjmedia.com/trending/user-content/51/files/2019/07/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-11.36.59-1024x637.png (https://static.pjmedia.com/trending/user-content/51/files/2019/07/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-11.36.59.png)
Silly me, here I was thinking that slave owners generally treated their slaves very badly indeed. But, according to Miss Liberal, slave owners cuddled their slaves, took them for regular walks, groomed them, hugged them regularly, showered them with love, bought them all kinds of gifts, and even made sure that when they went on holiday, their slaves would be treated well. After all, that is how we dog-owners treat our dogs.

More at: https://pjmedia.com/trending/liberals-tweet-goes-viral-white-people-love-dogs-because-they-miss-owning-slaves/

Danke
07-17-2019, 07:17 PM
I have treated my slaves fairly.

timosman
07-17-2019, 07:22 PM
Just like why libs support open borders? :confused:

tod evans
07-17-2019, 07:25 PM
Whips-n-chains are for the bedroom, not the cotton field and certainly not the kennel.

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 07:30 PM
Just like why libs support open borders? :confused:
Democrats then and now.....................................

Stratovarious
07-17-2019, 07:31 PM
I can't express to you all , the depth of my loss regarding my ownership of slaves, Danielle has
really opened my eye , my only wish is that she is able to treat her Slaves as well as I
intend to treat my next batch , and hope they will actually turn a profit as well, God Bless you
Danielle, your grasp on issues of Slavery are over the top priceless.

timosman
07-17-2019, 07:35 PM
Democrats then and now.....................................

Greasy weasels, as always.

http://orig10.deviantart.net/5175/f/2012/129/c/2/weasel_greasy_by_conkeronine-d4z68oh.jpg

brushfire
07-17-2019, 07:40 PM
And smurfette wannabes love big government because they need someone to control them. She might as well have been born a dog.

AngryCanadian
07-17-2019, 07:58 PM
Unpopular opinion from me but judging from the profile avatar she looks very white and privileged no?

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 08:01 PM
Unpopular opinion from me but judging from the profile avatar she looks very white and privileged no?

I wonder if she owns dogs.

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 08:02 PM
I bet that's the way she feels about men.

timosman
07-17-2019, 08:05 PM
I bet that's the way she feels about men.

Men are dogs. :tears:

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 08:12 PM
Men are dogs. :tears:
That's how a lot of feminists think feel.

dannno
07-17-2019, 08:30 PM
I wonder if she owns dogs.

Cats

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 08:33 PM
Cats
Does that mean she wants to be a slave?

AngryCanadian
07-17-2019, 08:34 PM
Cats

Having black cats is Racist.

Dr.3D
07-17-2019, 08:44 PM
Are there any white folks around who actually had slaves?

If not, then how could they miss having them?

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 08:47 PM
Are there any white folks around who actually had slaves?

If not, then how could they miss having them?
Genetic memory.

r3volution 3.0
07-17-2019, 08:55 PM
Blah blah blah, how outraged; follow the culture warrior clown because this is terribly important...

ROFLMAO, what a bunch of fucking clowns some* of you are.

I have a dog; this nonsense will definitely have no effect on my dog, or me.

*you know who you are, exciting people for no reason: an agitator

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 08:57 PM
Blah blah blah, how outraged; follow the culture warrior clown because this is terribly important...

ROFLMAO, what a bunch of $#@!ing clowns some* of you are.

I have a dog; this nonsense will definitely have no effect on my dog, or me.

*you know who you are, exciting people for no reason: an agitator
That's what some Jews said about Hitler and those that warned about him.

r3volution 3.0
07-17-2019, 09:02 PM
That's what some Jews said about Hitler and those that warned about him.

The retardo-nationalist movement under Orange doesn't quite rise to that level.

Given the paperwork, the average holocaust equivalent action is impossible; it requires a certain degree of literacy.

Germans were literate; Americans now, not so much.

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 09:04 PM
The retardo-nationalist movement under Orange doesn't quite rise to that level.

Given the paperwork, the average holocaust equivalent action is impossible; it requires a certain degree of literacy.

Germans were literate; Amerixans now, not so much.
Rwandans were highly educated?

The left fully intends genocide.

jkr
07-17-2019, 09:04 PM
News flash to stupid bi tch

WE ARE SLAVES!!!

r3volution 3.0
07-17-2019, 09:09 PM
Rwandans were highly educated?

The left fully intends genocide.

You are the left, chief..

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 09:12 PM
You are the left, chief..
LOL

r3volution 3.0
07-17-2019, 09:15 PM
LOL

lulz

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 09:17 PM
lulz:tears:

r3volution 3.0
07-17-2019, 09:19 PM
:tears:

[insert emoticon]

PAF
07-17-2019, 09:25 PM
You are the left, chief..


6693

Swordsmyth
07-17-2019, 09:31 PM
6693
I am the right. :)

shakey1
07-17-2019, 10:17 PM
https://youtu.be/D-PryqIPOaY

juleswin
07-17-2019, 10:49 PM
Another article written because some nobody made a tweet. If You search the internet long enough and you will find someone saying something about any topic you can think off.

Anti Globalist
07-18-2019, 07:39 AM
I have cats instead of dogs so I guess that means I'm safe.

tod evans
07-18-2019, 08:32 AM
I have cats instead of dogs so I guess that means I'm safe.

Do you have, or live with a vagina?

I know of no single men of any age who choose a cat for a pet.

euphemia
07-18-2019, 08:33 AM
I actually feel dumber after reading that.

Philhelm
07-18-2019, 08:43 AM
I let my slave lick my mouth.

ChiefJustice
07-18-2019, 09:38 AM
Why are people latching on and giving attention to a tweet by a completely random and irrelevant individual and acting like she speaks for any minuscule amount of the public?

Schifference
07-18-2019, 01:10 PM
Dogs are fed, groomed, medically cared for, and the majority of them don't even have to do anything except lay around and sleep.

enhanced_deficit
07-18-2019, 01:26 PM
Maladjusted people are in every segment of society, let's not generalize and give too much attention to such theories.



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Mar 11, 2019 - He also described Iraqi culture as a “culture where people just don't use toilet paper or forks.”

Stratovarious
07-18-2019, 02:28 PM
These sentences are equal in value, each make as much sense as the other;

'White People Love Dogs Because They Miss Owning Slaves'

"Black People Love Dogs Because They Miss Being Slaves''

oyarde
07-18-2019, 02:38 PM
Everyone should spend a year and a half in some shithole where they actually eat dogs . Puts retards in perspective quickly.

AngryCanadian
07-18-2019, 03:07 PM
So if black people own dogs does that make them racists to then?
This is the most idiotic thing i have read all year long still.

Swordsmyth
07-18-2019, 04:31 PM
Why are people latching on and giving attention to a tweet by a completely random and irrelevant individual and acting like she speaks for any minuscule amount of the public?
She speaks for a vast swath of the public, the infection is spreading.

fedupinmo
07-18-2019, 09:15 PM
My slave is lying on my spot on the bed right now, waiting for me to come rub his little slave belly. :redsmiling:

enhanced_deficit
07-18-2019, 09:16 PM
Please, this is a family forum.

Swordsmyth
07-18-2019, 09:35 PM
My slave is lying on my spot on the bed right now, waiting for me to come rub his little slave belly. :redsmiling:

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