Cardi B's Impassioned Discussion of the Government Shutdown Has People Calling for #Cardi2020

[kcchiefs6465]

On Wednesday, amid announcements that several prominent Democratic politicians are already throwing their hats in the ring for the 2020 presidential election, Cardi B shared a civic-minded video on Instagram that had many people calling for her candidacy. In the clip, the rapper delivers a thoughtful and earnest monologue on the ongoing government shutdown, with the intent of educating her less knowledgeable followers and issuing a call to action.

"I just wanna remind y'all—because it's been a little bit over three weeks, OK, it's been a little bit over three weeks—Trump is now ordering and summonsing federal government workers to go back to work without getting paid," she began. "Now, I don't wanna hear y'all motherfuckers talking about, 'Oh, but Obama shut down the government for 17 days'—yeah, bitch, for health care! So your grandma could check her blood pressure, and you bitches could go check y'all pussy at the gynecologist with no motherfucking problem."

She continued, interspersed with bursts of worried, helpless laughter, "Now, I know a lot of y'all don't care because y'all don't work for the government or y'all probably don't even have a job, but this shit is really fucking serious, bro, this shit is crazy. Like, our country is in a hellhole right now, all for a fucking wall. Everybody needs to take this seriously; I feel like we need to take some action. I don't know what type of action, bitch, because this is not what I do. But bitch, I'm scared. This is crazy, and I really feel bad for these people that gotta go to fucking work to not get motherfucking paid."

hxxps://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cardi-bs-impassioned-discussion-government-155527270.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2fJZWiyraU

[kcchiefs6465]

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[nikcers]

related:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSrIz-BTQuI

[kcchiefs6465]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QryoOF5jEbc

[kcchiefs6465]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6-8DQALGt4

[oyarde]

Cardi B is scared about the govt shutdown ? She really is retarded . For whatever it is worth I never have heard anyone mention about Obama paying for their Grandmother to get her pussy checked .

[Anti Globalist]

She'd run the White House like cardio.

[kcchiefs6465]

She'd run the White House like cardio.
She'd run train on that shit.

[Marenco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA

[kcchiefs6465]

Cardi B Is the Voice of Reason America Needs

The virtual applause was so loud our democratic institutions shook: In just under a week, Cardi B made an impassioned case to end the government shutdown, put Tomi Lahren in her place, performed onstage in a lime-green corset and no pants, and cemented her status as the moral compass that framers of the Constitution didn’t dare dream of.

At press time more than 73,000 people had signed an unofficial petition to have her give the rebuttal to the State of the Union.

It all started because Cardi doesn’t think people should have to work for free. Earlier this month the rapper turned to Instagram to deliver a rant in which she summed up the true viciousness of the government shutdown better than Rachel Maddow, Chris Hayes, and Chuck Todd combined. “This shit is crazy,” she said in the viral clip. “Like, our country is a hellhole right now, all for a fucking wall. And we really need to take this serious.”

Later, in a move from which elected officials and pundits alike could stand to learn, Cardi acknowledged that she didn’t have all the answers, but, she went on, “I feel like we need to take some action. I don’t know what type of action, bitch, because this is not what I do, but bitch, I’m scared.”

The short video was so electric it wasn’t just name-checked on prime-time news but debated in the most rarefied circles of Democratic Party leadership. In a back-and-forth on Twitter, Senators Brian Shatz and Chris Murphy discussed whether or not to retweet the clip. (Minority Leader Chuck Schumer also chimed in.) And this isn’t the first time senators have amplified her clarion calls to action. In April 2018 Senator Bernie Sanders opened a tweet with these immoral words: “Cardi B is right.”

What he said.

After weeks of gridlock and stalemate, it fell to Cardi to illuminate the harm the shutdown had done. Is it a coincidence that the shutdown ended just over a week later? OK, perhaps. But her impact is undeniable.

With that in mind, both Republicans and Democrats could stand to learn from, hm-hmm, the same woman who followed her shutdown address with a video about the desperate scourge of vagina wedgies. Here’s a breakdown of her most essential lessons.

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Lesson #5: Be human.
Political commentators love to talk about whether a candidate is “authentic,” but Cardi takes openness to a new level. Her Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram pages are filled with candid advice, pet peeves, political opinions, fashion woes, and music promotion.

A recent post on Instagram shows her in a car with her jeans casually unzipped. She goes on to explain that she needed a break from her too-tight pants, which she warned viewers could give them a yeast infection. (Her exact words were: “My pussy be screaming at me like, ‘Bitch, you got me fucked up.’” But you get the point.) While some feel this is TMI, the video touches on an underdiscussed aspect of feminine care that countless politicians, professionals, and even medical professionals ignore.

From the looks of it, it seems her outspokenness has struck a chord with fans. At the 2019 Women’s March, some took inspiration from Cardi, with posters that read #WhatCardiSaid and "Us Bad Bitches Is a Gift from Gawd"—proof that her voice is valued and appreciated on and off the Billboard 100.

hxxps://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cardi-b-voice-reason-america-221725413.html

Breathtaking journalism.

[acptulsa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6-8DQALGt4

I don't know what this video was, but if SkewTube took it down this fast, it must have been good.

[kcchiefs6465]

I don't know what this video was, but if SkewTube took it down this fast, it must have been good.
I believe that was her Super Bowl commercial from last year.

Google undoubtedly paid her millions of dollars to be a part of that commercial while simultaneously preaching about diversity, women empowerment etc.

It's just a little ironic that the new face of feminism/the left is a degenerate crack baby who mumble raps about eating ass and selling pussy.

Girl power and all that.

[acptulsa]

It's just a little ironic that the new face of feminism/the left is a degenerate crack baby who mumble raps about eating ass and selling pussy.

Girl power and all that.

"Conservatives" are crying for a boondoggle wall that can be defeated by any old airplane--or a few guys with shovels and shoring timbers. "Liberals" are squealing because we might someday stop bombing brown babies in Syria.

I think the Mainstream Misinformation Mafia are getting a kick out of how much irony they can create.

[timosman]

https://twitter.com/adamslily/status/1087863537756717056

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[Dark_Horse_Rider]

god damn that cardi bitch is ghastly

[kcchiefs6465]

god damn that cardi bitch is ghastly
Cardi B wins Grammy for Best Rap Album


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdoTCg1Ewxk

[kahless]

I tried watching the OP's and several of the videos in this thread. Maybe 15 seconds in on each one was all the torture I could take.

[Dark_Horse_Rider]

if Skeletor and a coked-up, glue sniffing-chicken had a baby,

it might look like that

[timosman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXlDOby18z4

[kcchiefs6465]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1ubTsrZFBU

[Anti Federalist]

Trash.

[Brian4Liberty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1ubTsrZFBU

Bernie the Clown is out looking for new victims for his con game. Bernie is a racist!

[Occam's Banana]

Who?

[tod evans]

Who?

No that was Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey, they played music....

[Occam's Banana]

No that was Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey, they played music....

No, that was The Who. :p ;):D

But seriously, I have never heard of this "Cardi B" person outside of this thread ...
(a thing for which I regard myself as being quite fortunate, judging by the evidence in prior posts ...)

[tod evans]

No, that was The Who. ;)

But seriously, I have never heard of this "Cardi B" person outside of this thread ...
(a thing for which I regard myself as being quite fortunate, judging by the evidence in prior posts ...)

Yeah I have no idea either but did see "rap" come up associated with her name so I'll not be looking any further...

And just to counter vile noises;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIbMbXjbW98

[Brian4Liberty]

No, that was The Who. :p ;):D

But seriously, I have never heard of this "Cardi B" person outside of this thread ...
(a thing for which I regard myself as being quite fortunate, judging by the evidence in prior posts ...)

She is a former stripper, prostitute, and thief, who is now a hip-hop celebrity and role model for young girls.

(Actually, her performances would probably still qualify her as a stripper, just the kind at one of those “bikini” bars where full nudity is not allowed.)

[Anti Federalist]

But seriously, I have never heard of this "Cardi B" person outside of this thread...

She's a charming young lady.

Allow me brother:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJc7xWJbwJw

Press

Woo, yeah
Bitches be pressed (woo)
Bitches be pressed (pressed)
Woo, yeah, yeah, woo
Bitches be pressed (pressed)
They knew how I'm coming, real bitch in the flesh (woo)
Who the fuck she gon' check? (Who?)
She be talking that shit, talkin' out of her neck (brr)
Put blood on her dress (woo)
Bitches be mad when they see Cardi step in the spot (whoa)
Said that you 'bout it, we know that you not
I'ma pull up on bitches as soon as I drop
Bought a new foreign, I might cop a yacht (skrrt)
Bitches in my business, they tryna plot (woo)
Hoes poppin' shit like they hot but they not (no)
Just flooded the wrist, the Patek, the watch (whoa)
Nigggers be flexing, we know what you got
Cardi done had got the game in a knot
Fuckin' your niggger, I got him on lock
This go bang bang like I'm choppin' them chops
Vvs chain, I'm in love with the rocks (whoa)
You said you gon' take it, bitch, you got me chopped (whoa)
They throwin' shade 'cause they see me on top
Tell that bitch to pull up, I'ma send you the drop
Press, press, press, press, press
Cardi don't need more press
Kill 'em all, put them hoes to rest
Walk in, bulletproof vest
Please tell me who she gon' check
Murder scene, Cardi made a mess
Pop up, guess who, bitch?
Pop up, guess who, bitch?
Ding dong
Must be that whip that I ordered (ordered)
And a new crib for my daughter (daughter)
You know a bad bitch gon' spoil her
Got one in New York, need one in Georgia (yeah)
New Bentley truck cost a quarter (quarter)
My money still long like weave (woo)
Pussy still wet like Florida (woo)
Everyone drop on the floor (floor)
She was talkin' but not anymore (no)
Mac to your face like contour (brrt)
This chopper come straight from Dior
Done with the talkin', I'm open to violence
Ask anybody, they know I'm about it
Hashtag whip that ho ass
Fuck around, we gon' start a new challenge (woo)
I come in this bitch and I'm strapped up and ready (vroom)
Ridin' that dick like I'm Cardi Andretti
Fuck at your crib, we don't go to no 'telly
I sit on his face whenever I'm ready (woo)
Bitch I'm a freak like Greek (like Greek)
Got the biggest house on my street (my street)
All you little hoes look cheap (look cheap)
They suckin' on my dick with no teeth
Press, press, press, press, press (Cardi)
Cardi don't need more press
Kill 'em all, put them hoes to rest (woo)
Walk in, bulletproof vest (yeah)
Please tell me who she gon' check (who?)
Murder scene, Cardi made a mess (whoa)
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Yeah)
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Cardi)
Press, press, press, press
Press, press, press, press
Press, press, press, press
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Yeah)
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Cardi)

[Anti Federalist]

Now, to get that foul sound out of your ears...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0iA_rOcn9Y

[Occam's Banana]

But seriously, I have never heard of this "Cardi B" person outside of this thread ...
(a thing for which I regard myself as being quite fortunate, judging by the evidence in prior posts ...)

Sadly, I can no longer consider myself quite so fortunate as once I did ...


She is a former stripper, prostitute, and thief, who is now a hip-hop celebrity and role model for young girls.

(Actually, her performances would probably still qualify her as a stripper, just the kind at one of those “bikini” bars where full nudity is not allowed.)


She's a charming young lady.

Allow me brother:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJc7xWJbwJw

Nope, nope, nope. I am NOT going to press that button, and you can't make me ... :hearnoevil::seenoevil:


Press

Woo, yeah
Bitches be pressed (woo)
Bitches be pressed (pressed)
Woo, yeah, yeah, woo
Bitches be pressed (pressed)
They knew how I'm coming, real bitch in the flesh (woo)
Who the fuck she gon' check? (Who?)
She be talking that shit, talkin' out of her neck (brr)
Put blood on her dress (woo)
Bitches be mad when they see Cardi step in the spot (whoa)
Said that you 'bout it, we know that you not
I'ma pull up on bitches as soon as I drop
Bought a new foreign, I might cop a yacht (skrrt)
Bitches in my business, they tryna plot (woo)
Hoes poppin' shit like they hot but they not (no)
Just flooded the wrist, the Patek, the watch (whoa)
Nigggers be flexing, we know what you got
Cardi done had got the game in a knot
Fuckin' your niggger, I got him on lock
This go bang bang like I'm choppin' them chops
Vvs chain, I'm in love with the rocks (whoa)
You said you gon' take it, bitch, you got me chopped (whoa)
They throwin' shade 'cause they see me on top
Tell that bitch to pull up, I'ma send you the drop
Press, press, press, press, press
Cardi don't need more press
Kill 'em all, put them hoes to rest
Walk in, bulletproof vest
Please tell me who she gon' check
Murder scene, Cardi made a mess
Pop up, guess who, bitch?
Pop up, guess who, bitch?
Ding dong
Must be that whip that I ordered (ordered)
And a new crib for my daughter (daughter)
You know a bad bitch gon' spoil her
Got one in New York, need one in Georgia (yeah)
New Bentley truck cost a quarter (quarter)
My money still long like weave (woo)
Pussy still wet like Florida (woo)
Everyone drop on the floor (floor)
She was talkin' but not anymore (no)
Mac to your face like contour (brrt)
This chopper come straight from Dior
Done with the talkin', I'm open to violence
Ask anybody, they know I'm about it
Hashtag whip that ho ass
Fuck around, we gon' start a new challenge (woo)
I come in this bitch and I'm strapped up and ready (vroom)
Ridin' that dick like I'm Cardi Andretti
Fuck at your crib, we don't go to no 'telly
I sit on his face whenever I'm ready (woo)
Bitch I'm a freak like Greek (like Greek)
Got the biggest house on my street (my street)
All you little hoes look cheap (look cheap)
They suckin' on my dick with no teeth
Press, press, press, press, press (Cardi)
Cardi don't need more press
Kill 'em all, put them hoes to rest (woo)
Walk in, bulletproof vest (yeah)
Please tell me who she gon' check (who?)
Murder scene, Cardi made a mess (whoa)
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Yeah)
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Cardi)
Press, press, press, press
Press, press, press, press
Press, press, press, press
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Yeah)
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Cardi)

Gaaak!!

See, now, guys, tod knows how to deal with these situations appropriately ...


Yeah I have no idea either but did see "rap" come up associated with her name so I'll not be looking any further...

And just to counter vile noises;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIbMbXjbW98

[Anti Federalist]

Sadly, I can no longer consider myself quite so fortunate as once I did ...

Brian forgot to elaborate: her preferred method of robbery was to lure a man(?) home with the promise of sex, then drug, bind, gag and rob him.

[Occam's Banana]

Now, to get that foul sound out of your ears...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0iA_rOcn9Y

Now, that's better! I guess you're not a complete sadist, after all ... :p;):D

[Occam's Banana]

Brian forgot to elaborate: her preferred method of robbery was to lure a man(?) home with the promise of sex, then drug, bind, gag and rob him.

Charming. (Though a part of me can't help thinking that her targets probably "deserved" it, in a poetic-justice kind of way ...)

[Anti Federalist]

Charming. (Though a part of me can't help thinking that her targets probably "deserved" it, in a poetic-justice kind of way ...)

Oh yeah, she's a real sweetheart, and millions and millions of AmeriKunts love her and hang on every word that comes out of her idiot mouth.

[Anti Globalist]

If Cardi B can somehow drop off the face of the earth, that would make me so happy.

[5Points]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1ubTsrZFBU

Bernie understands the struggle yo

[Brian4Liberty]

No that was Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey, they played music....


Now, to get that foul sound out of your ears...




Gaaak!!

See, now, guys, tod knows how to deal with these situations appropriately ...

How about better music, similar dancing?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFWazj7Ud8

[kcchiefs6465]

https://i.imgur.com/mmuj7NA.jpg