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JaylieWoW
12-12-2007, 03:11 PM
Normally I would take time to get rid of all the annoying >'s beginning each line but I'm at work and busy so enjoy.

If you're a guy and are like omg you #@#$, you should have paid attention to the title of this thread which clearly states LADIES ONLY.

If you're a guy and are like awww... I need to go buy my wife some chocolates or something then COOL, glad to see ya!

On another note, I have to say I find it reprehensible that with today's technology we still have to deal with these stupid >>>> things on many email messages that are forwarded!! GRrrrrr.

> *A Mommys letter to SANTA*
>
> Dear Santa,
>
> I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and
> cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's
> office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of
> candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on
> the school playground. I was hoping you could spread
> my list out over several Christmases, since I had to
> write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the
> back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles,
> and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the
> next 18 years.
>
> Here are my Christmas wishes:
>
> I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color,
> except purple, which I already have) and arms that
> don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong
> enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy
> aisle in the grocery sto re.
>
> I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in
> the seventh month of my last pregnancy.
>
> If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like
> fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only
> plays adult music, a television that doesn't broadcast
> any programs containing talking animals, and a
> refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the
> crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.
>
> On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that
> says, "Yes, Mommy" to boost my parental confidence,
> along with two kids who don't fight and three pairs of
> jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of
> power tools.
>
> I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting
> "Don't eat in the living room" and "Take your hands
> off your brother," because my voice
> seems to be just out of my children's hearing range
> and can only be heard by the dog.
>
> If it's too late to find any of these products, I'd
> sett le for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my
> hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food
> warmer than room temperature without it being
> served in a Styrofoam container.
>
> If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas
> miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be
> too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It
> will clear my conscience immensely. It would be
> helpful if you could coerce my children to help around
> the house without demanding payment as if they were
> the bosses of an organized crime family.
>
> Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is calling and my
> son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think
> he wants his crayon back. Have a safe trip and
> remember to leave your wet boots by the door and come
> in and dry off so you don't catch cold.
>
> Help yourself to cookies on the table but don't eat
> too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
>
> Yours Always,
>
> MOM...
>
> P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests
> if you can keep my children young enough to believe in
> Santa.
>
> *Santa has asked that this gets passed on to all the
> mommies you know