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Conza88
12-12-2007, 05:41 AM
Add if you can think of anything. :D http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/facts.htm - Hilarious!

"Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes up to the call of freedom."

"Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"

"When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the
bed for Ron Paul."

"King Midas shook hands with Paul once. Nothing happened."

"Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out."

"Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional."

"Ron Paul has delivered over 4,000 babies, what makes this
particularly remarkable is that they were all his own."

"When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul."

"In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to
scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons."

"Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Ron Paul."

"Ron Paul lives in a house made of integrity."

"Ron Paul hates Raymond."

"If Ron Paul were president the sun would never set"

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