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dude58677
12-29-2017, 03:28 PM
Here is one from this morning:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/946531657229701120?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp %5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Jan2017
12-29-2017, 04:55 PM
Here is one from this morning:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/946531657229701120?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp %5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Why, Duhnald? First President to tweet a weather report is . . . "laughable" *sigh*

The comments are a hoot too.

dannno
12-29-2017, 05:20 PM
Here is one from this morning:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/946531657229701120?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp %5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet


Lol... does this guy know how to troll the left or what??

Zippyjuan
12-29-2017, 06:24 PM
Still trying to figure out what this one meant:

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8605043/covfefe.jpg

dannno
12-29-2017, 06:25 PM
Still trying to figure out what this one meant:

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8605043/covfefe.jpg

Probably misstyped "conference" and accidentally hit post.

dude58677
12-29-2017, 06:51 PM
Still trying to figure out what this one meant:

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8605043/covfefe.jpg

Coverage

nikcers
12-29-2017, 08:26 PM
151752988774514688

enhanced_deficit
12-30-2017, 08:45 AM
http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trumpobama.pnghttp://americablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Trump-obama-birth-certificate.jpg
http://www.wnd.com/files/2016/07/trump_tweet.jpg

(http://www.theblaze.com/news/2016/01/18/glenn-beck-apologizes-for-saying-donald-trump-voted-for-obama-but-still-believes-trump-did-just-that/)

TheCount
01-01-2018, 08:01 AM
I'd have a hard time picking just one. They're best as a set. First the deleted tweets:

https://i.imgur.com/bY7eOtOg.png

(Then he lost)

https://i.imgur.com/MKE0FJ0.png

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(Somewhere around this time all the Trumpkins convinced themselves that Trump supported Moore all along)

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(Lost again)

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Bonus tweet endorsing a lifetime lobbyist #MAGA #DrainTheSwamp:

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(He lost too)

nikcers
01-02-2018, 07:25 PM
heh..heh.. do nervous laughs count?


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nikcers
01-02-2018, 09:05 PM
TIME FOR REGIME CHANGE!

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/874276197357596672/kUuht00m_bigger.jpgDonald J. Trump‏ (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump)

Iran is failing at every level despite the terrible deal made with them by the Obama Administration. The great Iranian people have been repressed for many years. They are hungry for food & for freedom. Along with human rights, the wealth of Iran is being looted. TIME FOR CHANGE!

Jamesiv1
01-02-2018, 09:37 PM
I'm thinking this thread could use a good poll....

#covfefe

EBounding
01-02-2018, 10:10 PM
I couldn't stop laughing at this one:

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Influenza
01-03-2018, 12:09 AM
USA is ripe for regime change, our president is far too unhinged. I hope NK can put us out of our misery

Danke
01-03-2018, 12:25 AM
I hope NK can put us out of our misery

Go away.

TheCount
01-03-2018, 08:51 AM
USA is ripe for regime change, our president is far too unhinged. I hope NK can put us out of our misery

I think that NK is really missing out on a fantastic opportunity to point out that the US is accusing NK of being run by an unstable leader with access to nuclear weapons and a history of making bombastic, overblown threats... while itself being run by an unstable leader with access to nuclear weapons and a history of making bombastic, overblown threats.

Is that why Trump is so hostile towards Kim Jong Un? Is it like two women who are too alike working in the same office? The world isn't big enough for two fat, dumpy leaders with terrible hair?

timosman
01-03-2018, 11:29 AM
I think that NK is really missing out on a fantastic opportunity to point out that the US is accusing NK of being run by an unstable leader with access to nuclear weapons and a history of making bombastic, overblown threats... while itself being run by an unstable leader with access to nuclear weapons and a history of making bombastic, overblown threats.

Is that why Trump is so hostile towards Kim Jong Un? Is it like two women who are too alike working in the same office? The world isn't big enough for two fat, dumpy leaders with terrible hair?

I don't think NK interests align with nevertrumpers.

TheCount
01-03-2018, 12:49 PM
I don't think NK interests align with nevertrumpers.

I don't think that NK interests align with a person who, during his campaign, said that he advocated diplomacy with NK and would talk to them with without any preconditions and accept a visit by Kim Jong Il to the White House, only to turn around after inauguration and do exactly all of the things that he said we shouldn't do.

timosman
01-03-2018, 01:03 PM
I don't think that NK interests align with a person who, during his campaign, said that he advocated diplomacy with NK and would talk to them with without any preconditions and accept a visit by Kim Jong Il to the White House, only to turn around after inauguration and do exactly all of the things that he said we shouldn't do.

Trump colluded not only with Russia but also with NK while campaigning?

TheCount
01-03-2018, 01:30 PM
Trump colluded not only with Russia but also with NK while campaigning?

Donald Trump: has "no problem" talking to Kim Jong Un

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-no-problem-talking-to-kim-jong-un/

Presumptive GOP nominee, Donald Trump told Reuters on Tuesday that he would "have no problem" speaking to the repressive leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, in an effort to stop the country's rogue nuclear program.

"I would speak to him -- I would have no problem speaking to him," Trump said to Reuters.

The interview focused mostly on Trump's foreign policy approach, which has shifted several times since launching his campaign last year. It was published hours before the businessman won the Oregon primary and his campaign announced the formation of two joint fundraising ventures with the Republican National Committee.




Trump 'would be honored' to meet with Kim Jong Un


http://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-honored-meet-kim-jong-defends-duterte-white/story?id=47133942


President Donald Trump said he "would be honored" to meet with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, amid rising tensions between the U.S. and North Korea, and defended inviting Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte to visit the White House.

Trump spoke to Bloomberg on Monday, saying, "If it would be appropriate for me to meet with him [Kim], I would, absolutely. I would be honored to do it."

"Most political people would never say that," he continued, "but I'm telling you, under the right circumstances, I would meet with him. We have breaking news."

This is not the first time he has expressed a willingness to meet with the enigmatic leader. A year ago, before clinching the Republican Party's presidential nomination, Trump told Reuters that he "would have no problem" speaking with Kim.

Influenza
01-03-2018, 02:47 PM
Donald Trump: has "no problem" talking to Kim Jong Un

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-no-problem-talking-to-kim-jong-un/

Presumptive GOP nominee, Donald Trump told Reuters on Tuesday that he would "have no problem" speaking to the repressive leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, in an effort to stop the country's rogue nuclear program.

"I would speak to him -- I would have no problem speaking to him," Trump said to Reuters.

The interview focused mostly on Trump's foreign policy approach, which has shifted several times since launching his campaign last year. It was published hours before the businessman won the Oregon primary and his campaign announced the formation of two joint fundraising ventures with the Republican National Committee.




Trump 'would be honored' to meet with Kim Jong Un


http://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-honored-meet-kim-jong-defends-duterte-white/story?id=47133942


President Donald Trump said he "would be honored" to meet with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, amid rising tensions between the U.S. and North Korea, and defended inviting Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte to visit the White House.

Trump spoke to Bloomberg on Monday, saying, "If it would be appropriate for me to meet with him [Kim], I would, absolutely. I would be honored to do it."

"Most political people would never say that," he continued, "but I'm telling you, under the right circumstances, I would meet with him. We have breaking news."

This is not the first time he has expressed a willingness to meet with the enigmatic leader. A year ago, before clinching the Republican Party's presidential nomination, Trump told Reuters that he "would have no problem" speaking with Kim.

stop it that's way too many facts for the posters with trump infatuation syndrome

TheCount
01-03-2018, 03:23 PM
stop it that's way too many facts for the posters with trump infatuation syndrome

Trump has always been at war with Eastasia.

timosman
01-03-2018, 03:28 PM
stop it that's way too many facts for the posters with trump infatuation syndrome

That was before he became a rocket man.

dannno
01-03-2018, 04:16 PM
stop it that's way too many facts for the posters with trump infatuation syndrome

What relevancy does that post have to anything?

nikcers
01-03-2018, 04:49 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/874276197357596672/kUuht00m_bigger.jpgDonald J. Trump‏ (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump)

Iran is failing at every level despite the terrible deal made with them by the Obama Administration. The great Iranian people have been repressed for many years. They are hungry for food & for freedom. Along with human rights, the wealth of Iran is being looted. TIME FOR CHANGE!



https://i.imgur.com/esEBlSV.jpg

dude58677
01-03-2018, 07:37 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948359545767841792


LOLOLOLOLOL

Influenza
01-03-2018, 07:46 PM
What relevancy does that post have to anything?

Because it demonstrates one of two things: that Trumps non interventionist rhetoric was all lies or he just completely sold out to the deep state. But people like you will shout "Hillary is worse" instead of admitting that Trump is awful

dannno
01-03-2018, 08:04 PM
Because it demonstrates one of two things: that Trumps non interventionist rhetoric was all lies or he just completely sold out to the deep state. But people like you will shout "Hillary is worse" instead of admitting that Trump is awful

Wait, didn't both of those just say he wanted to talk to KJU? What's wrong with that?

Jan2017
01-04-2018, 07:59 AM
That was before he became a rocket man.

Donald Trump: has "no problem" talking to Kim Jong Un

It is a fact that presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump in May 2016 did say this . . .
NK had just launched a missile that broke up in air as US Navy ships entered Sea of Japan and the candidate was apparently asked about that.

Trump as President calling the North Korean a rocket man at the UN was another appeal to be entertaining in rhetoric -
it's been a tough year, sometimes entertaining.

TheTexan
01-04-2018, 08:18 AM
So many Trump haters on this forum. SAD!

Working Poor
01-04-2018, 01:06 PM
I hate twitter

RJB
01-08-2018, 08:07 PM
As Dannno pointed out, DJT took the time to type out "like." From "and, like, being really smart."

A+ for trolling.



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DS3ChnvXUAco81X.jpg

TheTexan
01-08-2018, 10:39 PM
Greatest President of All Time

#MAGA #2020 #fuckoprah

Suzu
01-09-2018, 03:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5nnDGVOnmk