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PatriotG
12-11-2007, 11:10 AM
The official "Create A Caption" thread

Heres the Pic

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-12/34211604.jpg


Create a caption.

I guess I will start with the easy one:

Hey Mitt, do you have the phone number of those landscaping guys?
I need my lawn cut and shrubs trimmed.

Sure Rudy, let me look it up for you.

Thanks, lets keep this between us, OK?

Lets have some laughs.
PatriotG

JenHarris
12-11-2007, 11:11 AM
Ok i'll start with the obvious:

"Pull my finger"

shadowhooch
12-11-2007, 11:11 AM
"What's in YOUR wallet?"

TheIndependent
12-11-2007, 11:21 AM
"You want to stick that finger where?"

Kapt Nemo
12-11-2007, 11:23 AM
The official "Create A Caption" thread

Heres the Pic

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-12/34211604.jpg


Create a caption.

I guess I will start with the easy one:

Hey Mitt, do you have the phone number of those landscaping guys?
I need my lawn cut and shrubs trimmed.

Sure Rudy, let me look it up for you.

Thanks, lets keep this between us, OK?

Lets have some laughs.
PatriotG

Man I wish I was on my laptop.. photochoppage coming soon... HEH

BuddyRey
12-11-2007, 11:25 AM
"For the last time, yes Rudy; I know you were there on 9/11!!!"

fedup100
12-11-2007, 11:27 AM
"Is that the Mormon Bible or the real one"

shadowhooch
12-11-2007, 11:30 AM
"Mitt, you got something on your tie."

**Guiliani then proceeds to do the time-honored trick of running your finger up the shirt and up to the nose as Mitt looks down** as Guiliani exclaims, "Snark!"

FreedomWon
12-11-2007, 11:32 AM
NO Mitt! The last time you borrowed that dress it took my cleaners a week to remove the stains.

Jaykzo
12-11-2007, 11:35 AM
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http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-12/34211604.jpg

"You're going to get raped"

kylejack
12-11-2007, 11:49 AM
Hey, its your turn to ask Ron Paul if he forgot about 9/11.

entropy
12-11-2007, 11:54 AM
Rudy....Give me back those dirty pics of Judith
Mitt.....easy big fella, it will only take a minute before I am through with them, and besides I put em in plastic sleeves so they wont get ruined

fluoridatedbrainsoup
12-11-2007, 11:58 AM
"Pull my finger. Pull it. We made the decision on 9/11 to pull it. And that's a demolition term for blow it out of my ass. Pull it and see if I don't, my sweet Mittkins."

jumpyg1258
12-11-2007, 12:00 PM
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As Romney is looking thru his handbook of lawyers to call for the next question, Rudy comes over and says "I have a good law firm that you can use in case you need more lawyers."

GunnyFreedom
12-11-2007, 12:50 PM
The official "Create A Caption" thread

Heres the Pic

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-12/34211604.jpg

PatriotG

G: "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse..."
R: "Oh come on Rudy..."
G: "No, you're gonna stop beating me in the polls, or my boys are gonna taze you..."
R: "Now wait a second..."
G: "Taze you, and your family, and your dog... Go one mile over the speed limit... Take two seconds too long to produce your papers, I'm gonna have you tazed and everyone you know..."

Original_Intent
12-11-2007, 12:58 PM
"Is that your little black book? Because I have the number of a hot blonde..."

huchahucha
12-11-2007, 01:26 PM
Rudy: "...Seriously dude, smell it. "
Romney - speechless.

ssdded
12-11-2007, 02:34 PM
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Giuliani: Uncle Rudy wants YOU for the war against Islamic terrorists, the Constitution, libertarians, paleoconservatives, Socialists, antiestablishment malcontents, gun owners, 9/11 troofers, metalheads, Arabs, Persians, late-night infomercials, national sovereignty, homeschoolers... (ten minutes later) ...and small businesses.

Romney: Er... dude, you're already preaching to the choir.

Pete
12-11-2007, 03:13 PM
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Rudy:

"You think you got hair? Lemme tell you about the hair I had.

"It was black as coal. You know I'm Italian. Everybody knows I'm Italian.

"I used to pay $20 for a haircut in the '60s. Those were the days. I went to my Uncle Leo's barber, and he gave me respect. You know what I'm talking about, Leo was a big man in the neighborhood.

"Well, the haircut I got, they called it a 'DA'. Get it? A 'DA'. You know I was a distrct attorney. Everybody knows I was a district attorney. Not then, though, I was going to be a priest."

Mitt:

"Gotta go, Rudy."

Rudy:

"Funny as hell. A 'DA' haircut. Get it?

"You'd think I'd have gotten a priest's haircut. What do they call that, a tonsure?

"A 'DA' haircut I had. Black as coal. I'm Italian, you know. Everybody knows I'm Italian. Everybody knows me.

"Get it? A 'DA'?"

PatriotG
12-11-2007, 03:24 PM
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Mitt? Do you pay Federal Taxes on your Wages?
I Do!

According to Ron we shouldnt have to!

Maybe we should look into this.
He says it Unconstitutional.
You wouldnt happen to have a copy would you? Ive never read it.

huchahucha
12-11-2007, 03:51 PM
Rudy: "Did you pee on the carpet? BAD MITT! YOU'RE A BAD BOY! BAD! BAD!"

Arkris
12-11-2007, 05:11 PM
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"Just wait untill I change into my dress, I'll show you that you're not the prettiest one here!"

huchahucha
12-11-2007, 05:40 PM
Rudy: "... so I took the VIAGRA and I don't know, maybe 20 minutes later...
BAM!!!... like roll of lifesavers."

user
12-11-2007, 05:59 PM
Rudy: "I want YOU!

to save me from Ron Paul."

tnvoter
12-11-2007, 06:07 PM
Rudy: "Don't knock it till to try it pal! Dresses are comfy."

devil21
12-11-2007, 07:50 PM
Rudy: "Im not touching you. Im not touching you. Im still not touching you. Im not touching you."

Mitt: "Your a f*ckin weirdo."

phoenixrising
12-11-2007, 09:13 PM
R: i'm tellin ya mitt.....this guy paul will be trouble for us!
M: rudy...chill - you are getting too worked up about this...don't forget we have millions brainwashed already!
R: yea but...yea but ...those pesky *paulites* are drivin' me NUTS! they ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: besides....they can't canvas 10's of thousands...or bike across the country & expect to be noticed -- you think......? geeze....i hope not at least!
R: i'm tellin' ya-- he's trouble....now those paulites got him a blimp! what if NY finds out about him & i lose votes?
M: not to worry rudy....i found some dirt on the guy...here...it's on my post-it note:
"Dr. Ron Paul used improper grammer when he was 10 yrs old"

How's that!!!!!!!!!!

You guys are all NUTS--I LOVE it!!!

ladyliberty
12-11-2007, 09:25 PM
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G: Just look in the book, I tell you it's in there!

M: For the last time Rudy, there is nothing in the NWO Handbook that says you get to be president this time!

G: Yes it does! It's in there I tells ya, right after the chapter about 911!

M: Well my millions will trump your 911 any day of the week and twice on Sunday!

OptionsTrader
12-11-2007, 09:31 PM
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Can you believe it Mitt? I went into the local fire house and the firemen held me down and gave me a Prostate exam. They each did this.

Seanmc30
12-11-2007, 09:53 PM
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Is that the bathroom??? Ron Paul just made me piss myself again!

xd9fan
12-12-2007, 12:34 AM
"YOU, In my bedroom, 1130pm , you sexy slick bitch!!!"

Edward
12-12-2007, 02:21 AM
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"I could've had a V8!"

conner_condor
12-12-2007, 02:30 AM
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mitt: You wanna go in on an ad about huckabee?
rudy: How much you got there so far?