acptulsa
08-15-2017, 08:34 PM
So they want to pull down statues of the racist Theodore Roosevelt. He was also an imperialist, so I'm all for it! Socialist Woodrow Wilson was just as racist, and his statues need to go too!
But it would be a shame to leave all those pedestals empty. So the answer is obvious! The libertarian Calvin Coolidge WASN'T A RACIST! Yeah, the press and the Education Mafia will hate it, because he talked so much about how to achieve peace and liberty and prosperity. But what can they say? These will be bronze! They will be TRULY SILENT CALS!
Time to offer to recycle all that bronze and repurpose all those pedestals into CALVIN COOLIDGE STATUES!
START PLEDGING! GO!!
But it would be a shame to leave all those pedestals empty. So the answer is obvious! The libertarian Calvin Coolidge WASN'T A RACIST! Yeah, the press and the Education Mafia will hate it, because he talked so much about how to achieve peace and liberty and prosperity. But what can they say? These will be bronze! They will be TRULY SILENT CALS!
Time to offer to recycle all that bronze and repurpose all those pedestals into CALVIN COOLIDGE STATUES!
START PLEDGING! GO!!