View Full Version : The TRULY Silent Cal MONEYBOMB!

08-15-2017, 08:34 PM
So they want to pull down statues of the racist Theodore Roosevelt. He was also an imperialist, so I'm all for it! Socialist Woodrow Wilson was just as racist, and his statues need to go too!

But it would be a shame to leave all those pedestals empty. So the answer is obvious! The libertarian Calvin Coolidge WASN'T A RACIST! Yeah, the press and the Education Mafia will hate it, because he talked so much about how to achieve peace and liberty and prosperity. But what can they say? These will be bronze! They will be TRULY SILENT CALS!

Time to offer to recycle all that bronze and repurpose all those pedestals into CALVIN COOLIDGE STATUES!


08-17-2017, 12:27 PM
Okay, since nobody likes that idea, how about this for some positive action? After the next disturbance, two beefy libertarians in Baltimore and one more who's a good videographer go to Johns Hopkins and place N.D.B. Collins under citizen's arrest for inciting a riot.


08-17-2017, 01:32 PM
Okay, since nobody likes that idea,

I never saw this listed as an RPF New Thread.
But honestly: I'd rather keep the old ones there instead.

Best of luck, though! And good on you for making an actionable (somewhat) proposal.