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Gumba of Liberty
12-26-2016, 06:46 PM
25 Fake News Stories:
1. The Civil War was only about slavery.
2. Corporations are people.
3. Banks are supposed to lend out people's savings without their permission.
4. The Spanish blew up the USS Maine.
5. The German Empire was a threat to the American People in 1916.
6. The Federal Reserve was established to stabilize the economy.
7. Free market capitalism caused the Great Depression.
8. Hilter started World War II.
9. World War II got us out of the Great Depression.
10. The United States was neutral in WWII before Pearl Habor.
11. The Soviet Union was a true economic threat to the U.S. during the Cold War.
12. The CIA are the good guys.
13. The News is objective, unbiase, competitive and from multiple perspectives.
14. Oswald killed JFK.
15. The North Vietnamese bombed the U.S. Military in the Gulf of Tonken.
16. The U.S. Government did not trade arms for hostages.
17. The Iraqi invasion of Kuwait was a national security threat to the United States.
18. 9/11 was perpetrated by 19 sleeper cells without state support or funding.
19. Saddam Hussien had weapons of mass destruction and ties to terrorists.
20. The Patriot Act is Constitutional.
21. Wall Street Banks are too big to fail.
22. The National Debt isn't important.
23. The Federal Reserve is not political.
24. Gaddafi was a brutal dictator violently oppressing the Libyan People.
25. Assad killed the Syrian People with barrel bombs and must go.

RandallFan
12-26-2016, 07:04 PM
You mean liberal headlines that jimmy rustle and say "derp, corporations are people are people, GOPers" is fake or what part of it?

KEEF
12-26-2016, 07:11 PM
25 Fake News Stories:
1. The Civil War was only about slavery.
2. Corporations are people.
3. Banks are supposed to lend out people's savings without their permission.
4. The Spanish blew up the USS Maine.
5. The German Empire was a threat to the American People in 1916.
6. The Federal Reserve was established to stabilize the economy.
7. Free market capitalism caused the Great Depression.
8. Hilter started World War II.
9. World War II got us out of the Great Depression.
10. The United States was neutral in WWII before Pearl Habor.
11. The Soviet Union was a true economic threat to the U.S. during the Cold War.
12. The CIA are the good guys.
13. The News is objective, unbiase, competitive and from multiple perspectives.
14. Oswald killed JFK.
15. The North Vietnamese bombed the U.S. Military in the Gulf of Tonken.
16. The U.S. Government did not trade arms for hostages.
17. The Iraqi invasion of Kuwait was a national security threat to the United States.
18. 9/11 was perpetrated by 19 sleeper cells without state support or funding.
19. Saddam Hussien had weapons of mass destruction and ties to terrorists.
20. The Patriot Act is Constitutional.
21. Wall Street Banks are too big to fail.
22. The National Debt isn't important.
23. The Federal Reserve is not political.
24. Gaddafi was a brutal dictator violently oppressing the Libyan People.
25. Assad killed the Syrian People with barrel bombs and must go.
26. Third Party candidates will never have a chance and therefore all voters should just resign to perpetuating the one... dur... I mean two party system.

KEEF
12-26-2016, 07:15 PM
27. Ron Paul is a kookie old man who has racist tendencies.

28. Ron Paul is too old to be presendent (08 & 12 memos) even though nothing about age is brought up about Trump (and he is the oldest elected president in history).

29. Libertarians are weak with foreign policy and every terrorist in the world will blow us up if we elect one. Then the press (every time) will preface Introducing either Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Justin Amash, Thomas Macey, et al on any political news show as "libertarian leaning Republican."

This game is fun.

Gumba of Liberty
12-26-2016, 07:32 PM
27. Ron Paul is a kookie old man who has racist tendencies.

28. Ron Paul is too old to be presendent (08 & 12 memos) even though nothing about age is brought up about Trump (and he is the oldest elected president in history).

29. Libertarians are weak with foreign policy and every terrorist in the world will blow us up if we elect one. Then the press (every time) will preface Introducing either Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Justin Amash, Thomas Macey, et al on any political news show as "libertarian leaning Republican."

This game is fun.

I know right!

Gumba of Liberty
12-26-2016, 07:34 PM
You mean liberal headlines that jimmy rustle and say "derp, corporations are people are people, GOPers" is fake or what part of it?

Your overthinking this. Corporations are not people. Think about it. Count to 100. Think about it again.

RandallFan
12-26-2016, 07:36 PM
The mainstream media said "Corporations are not people. Justice Scalia is an evil extremist"

Only SCOTUS said it was people. The news said otherwise.

Gumba of Liberty
12-26-2016, 07:52 PM
The mainstream media said "Corporations are not people. Justice Scalia is an evil extremist"

Only SCOTUS said it was people. The news said otherwise.

I put all of the 25 stories in (more or less) order of time period. While today the press is "against" corporate personhood, in the Gilded Age, after the (not so) Civil War, the Supreme Court ruled that Corporations are people, with the help from the New York Press. After the ruling, the lie became office US Policy. they still teach this in high schools and universities. Regardless it's still as much fake news as the Supreme Court ruling 2+2=5. Just nonsense.