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timosman
12-07-2016, 10:41 PM
http://torontolife.com/city/life/tinder-tales-donald-trump-supporter/


NOVEMBER 7, 2016

http://cdn.torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tinder-tales-diana-large.jpg

My name is Diana. I’m a 27 year-old bartender. I met this guy on Tinder about two months ago, a few days after I’d moved from Toronto to San Diego. We’d been chatting for all of a day, and we agreed to meet at a bar in downtown San Diego. We were just going to play Big Buck Hunter and have some drinks. It was very short notice. We didn’t even exchange phone numbers.

He showed up at the bar, and he was super handsome. Like, really tall—six-foot-four or something absurd. We were wearing matching leather jackets. His Triumph Bonneville was parked outside. This guy looked badass.

So we had a couple of drinks, and played a bit of Buck Hunter. A couple things came up as we were getting to know each other. I was probing a bit because I knew he was from Texas, and I wanted to find out if he was a Republican, or a bad person. (Not that the two are necessarily one and the same.) It turned out he was pro-choice and an atheist, which was good. We disagreed on gun control, because he’d served in the Marines. San Diego is a big military town, so there are a lot of those types of people around.

But the night progressed. We went out to some other bars, had some more drinks, and he invited me back to his place. I was super excited, because I was really into this guy. We hooked up, and it was incredible. There was a lot face-touching and intense eye contact. He was cool as hell. I was completely smitten.

At some point I got up and sauntered over to his bookcase, because I wanted to see what he was into. I saw a few photos, and then a David Sedaris book that I love. I asked him about the Sedaris book and he said he hadn’t read it yet. But then, right beside it, I saw a book about Donald Trump. It wasn’t The Art of the Deal or one of his how-to-succeed-in-business books. It was In Trump We Trust, by Ann Coulter. So I asked him about it. I was like, “Ha ha, this is funny.”

And he responded, “Well, actually the guy raises some valid points. Mexicans are taking our jobs.”

Meanwhile I’m a Canadian expat who just moved to America. I pointed that out and he went, “No, no. It’s different.” Why? Because I’m white and in my twenties?

He started talking disparagingly about Black Lives Matter. This entire conversation happened in five minutes, while I was frantically getting dressed to leave. I wasn’t there to argue, and I felt deeply uncomfortable.

I got a Lyft home and I thought I was done with him. The next day he messaged me on Tinder. He said, “Hope you’re still not upset over politics LOL.” I explained that it’s hard for me to remain attracted to someone whose views are so different from mine, and who believes in bigotry and xenophobia—which sucked, because the sex was amazing.

Then he said, “Not accepting other people’s beliefs is the definition of bigotry.”

So apparently it was my fault.

He sent me a “hey” message a week later, which I never replied to.

I couldn’t do it again. It feels taboo to sleep with a Trump supporter. But here’s the thing: I’ve slept with a lot of people in my life. This guy ranked in the top five. I thought maybe I’d try him again one night at 3 a.m., when I was drunk enough to overlook his political views. But I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

I don’t want to wake up next to a guy who blames Mexicans for his woes and thinks “bigly” is a word, no matter how handsome he is.

Natural Citizen
12-07-2016, 11:03 PM
Dang. What a little slut.

Danke
12-07-2016, 11:10 PM
Lol.

oyarde
12-07-2016, 11:13 PM
Dang. What a little slut.

I would have told her I voted for Johnson and gave her a spanking .

dannno
12-07-2016, 11:16 PM
thinks “bigly” is a word

Is that what he wanted her to name it?

Danke
12-07-2016, 11:19 PM
If you say you voted for Hillary, would there be a BJ involved?

angelatc
12-07-2016, 11:20 PM
IS she here legally?

oyarde
12-07-2016, 11:25 PM
IS she here legally?

Probably not , probably snuck in from Toronto to steal a Mexicans job in San Diego and illegally vote for Clinton .

oyarde
12-07-2016, 11:29 PM
I never accidentally slept with any liberals from Toronto .

The One
12-07-2016, 11:29 PM
I find her eyebrows and fingernails to be bothersome. I'd still hit it, though.

Natural Citizen
12-07-2016, 11:30 PM
I find her eyebrows and fingernails to be bothersome. I'd still hit it, though.

Nah, she needs to find the Lord, man. Slip her a Bible instead.

dannno
12-07-2016, 11:38 PM
Nah, she needs to find the Lord, man. Slip her a Bible instead.

She wants the B?

CPUd
12-07-2016, 11:42 PM
That dude was probably alpha male and now she's pregnant

oyarde
12-07-2016, 11:43 PM
I find her eyebrows and fingernails to be bothersome. I'd still hit it, though.

Eyebrows are OK , I see your point about the nails .LOL

oyarde
12-07-2016, 11:44 PM
That dude was probably alpha male and now she's pregnant

She does not even know it .

oyarde
12-07-2016, 11:46 PM
So soon , she will be an illegal Toronto Canadian stealing a Mexicans bar tending job in San Diego drawing govt benefits for her spawn.Good Lord .

AngryCanadian
12-08-2016, 12:04 AM
lol.

Danke
12-08-2016, 12:25 AM
SAN Diego? Come on dannno, fess up. We know it couldn't possibly be Zippy.

dannno
12-08-2016, 12:29 AM
SAN Diego? Come on dannno, fess up. We know it couldn't possibly be Zippy.

She is almost a spitting image of my roommate..

UWDude
12-08-2016, 12:58 AM
Ha ha.
The guy showed up on 4chan, and wrote his side of the story, with proof it really was him.
My favorite part is, she lied about his height, he's actually only 5' 9". XD
Anyways, here is a screenshot of the 4chan thread, with proof it was him:
http://imgur.com/a/ngYfG

Natural Citizen
12-08-2016, 01:02 AM
Ha ha.
The guy showed up on 4chan, and wrote his side of the story, with proof it really was him.
My favorite part is, she lied about his height, he's actually only 5' 9". XD
Anyways, here is a screenshot of the 4chan thread, with proof it was him:
http://imgur.com/a/ngYfG

Dang. She's pressing charges for sex under the influence of booze? It's rape now? It figures it'd be something like that. Talk about irresponsible. I dindu nuffin...Please. She just got done saying how good he was in the sack. Top 5, I think she said?



From the piece...


I’ve slept with a lot of people in my life. This guy ranked in the top five. I thought maybe I’d try him again one night at 3 a.m., when I was drunk enough to overlook his political views.

Danke
12-08-2016, 01:12 AM
This can't be for real.

donnay
12-08-2016, 01:18 AM
Is that Bloody Mary over her right shoulder? :eek:

Mordan
12-08-2016, 06:53 AM
Ha ha.
The guy showed up on 4chan, and wrote his side of the story, with proof it really was him.
My favorite part is, she lied about his height, he's actually only 5' 9". XD
Anyways, here is a screenshot of the 4chan thread, with proof it was him:
http://imgur.com/a/ngYfG

A woman will say anything to make her avatar look good. There is no logical discussion to have. It is all emotional.

Natural Citizen
12-08-2016, 07:08 AM
A woman will say anything to make her avatar look good. There is no logical discussion to have. It is all emotional.

Well naw, it's prolly not fair to say all of em.

I'm still bothered by this, though...


I’ve slept with a lot of people in my life. This guy ranked in the top five. I thought maybe I’d try him again one night at 3 a.m., when I was drunk enough...

I mean, as a man I just feel so dirty now. Like such an object or a toy to be used and abused. Why should us men have to feel like just a piece of meat? You know? We have feelings, too.

Suzanimal
12-08-2016, 07:11 AM
Shocking. Tinder hookup isn't who you thought they were.:rolleyes:

osan
12-08-2016, 07:17 AM
OK, so one more anecdote showing how retarded progressives are. Not sure I see the added value. What am I missing?

Suzanimal
12-08-2016, 07:18 AM
Why would she lie about how tall he is?:confused: Mr Animal is 5'5"ish and he's adorable. He had me convinced he was 5'8" for a long time. I figured something was up because he wouldn't let me measure him - he wouldn't even stand next to the door at the gas station. I started getting suspicious when he kissed me and I noticed I was looking him square in the eyes - we were both barefoot. I'm 5'4" and there's no way he's four inches taller than me. He still won't give me an exact number. He won't let me measure his naughty bits, either.

osan
12-08-2016, 07:19 AM
I would have told her I voted for Johnson and gave her a spanking .

Gary Johnson, or "little" Johnson?

Natural Citizen
12-08-2016, 07:24 AM
Why would she lie about how tall he is?:confused: Mr Animal is 5'5"ish and he's adorable. He had me convinced he was 5'8" for a long time. I figured something was up because he wouldn't let me measure him - he wouldn't even stand next to the door at the gas station. I started getting suspicious when he kissed me and I noticed I was looking him square in the eyes - we were both barefoot. I'm 5'4" and there's no way he's four inches taller than me. He still won't give me an exact number. He won't let me measure his naughty bits, either.

Well, next time you go to Home Depot lookit the measuring pole they have at the end of the checkout where they measure the wood you buy. If he's standing near it. :)

Suzanimal
12-08-2016, 07:31 AM
Well, next time you go to Home Depot lookit the measuring pole they have at the end of the checkout where they measure the wood you buy. If he's standing near it. :)

Oh, I've tried that, too. Mr Animal is slippery.

Natural Citizen
12-08-2016, 07:36 AM
Oh, I've tried that, too. Mr Animal is slippery.

Anyway, I've seen your old man. He's built like a fireplug. He's in the gym a lot, no doubt. I wouldn't mess with him. Besides, being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be anyway. You can't even put your legs under a table without lifting it up and spilling everybody's water.

Suzanimal
12-08-2016, 07:42 AM
Anyway, I've seen your old man. He's built like a fireplug. He's in the gym a lot, no doubt. I wouldn't mess with him. Besides, being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be anyway. You can't even put your legs under a table without lifting it up and spilling everybody's water.

He is. He lets me measure his arms, lol, but that's about it.

CaptUSA
12-08-2016, 08:00 AM
So now I gotta get me a copy of Ann Coulter's book!

Not to read. But the apparent effect it has to get the leftovers from the night before out of your house is amazing!

Mordan
12-08-2016, 08:10 AM
Why would she lie about how tall he is?:confused:.

Because it elevates her status with other women. She slept with what is considered the best. Women are genetically engineered to look for the best. :)

Same thing for men really, so as a woman you don't need to feel bad for your gender.
As a man, I might brag about sleeping with a beautiful slim woman, there is no glory getting laid with the fat woman nobody wants.
As a true story, I got laughed at by a male friend when I showed the picture of one of my past girlfriend.

Tywysog Cymru
12-08-2016, 08:13 AM
This story summarizes the left in 2016.

osan
12-08-2016, 08:16 AM
That dude was probably alpha male and now she's pregnant


No problem. She will doubtlessly "take care of it". She seemed all moist over the fact that he was atheist, so...

osan
12-08-2016, 08:18 AM
He is. He lets me measure his arms, lol, but that's about it.

Hey, it' a ballpark... on the shy side, I trust.

osan
12-08-2016, 08:28 AM
She is almost a spitting image of my roommate..

Zippy's a girl?

That would explain a few things.

osan
12-08-2016, 08:41 AM
Ha ha.
The guy showed up on 4chan, and wrote his side of the story, with proof it really was him.
My favorite part is, she lied about his height, he's actually only 5' 9". XD
Anyways, here is a screenshot of the 4chan thread, with proof it was him:
http://imgur.com/a/ngYfG

Imgur is wholesale shyte. Whoever designed that interface should be beaten with multiple iron bars. What a loser.

Suzanimal
12-08-2016, 08:46 AM
Because it elevates her status with other women. She slept with what is considered the best. Women are genetically engineered to look for the best. :)

Same thing for men really, so as a woman you don't need to feel bad for your gender.
As a man, I might brag about sleeping with a beautiful slim woman, there is no glory getting laid with the fat woman nobody wants.
As a true story, I got laughed at by a male friend when I showed the picture of one of my past girlfriend.

My husband is short and I don't think he's brought down my social status with other women. Bitches be jealous of me.:D:cool:

oyarde
12-08-2016, 08:57 AM
So now I gotta get me a copy of Ann Coulter's book!

Not to read. But the apparent effect it has to get the leftovers from the night before out of your house is amazing!

Any of her books will do that if they know who she is.

oyarde
12-08-2016, 09:00 AM
Because it elevates her status with other women. She slept with what is considered the best. Women are genetically engineered to look for the best. :)

Same thing for men really, so as a woman you don't need to feel bad for your gender.
As a man, I might brag about sleeping with a beautiful slim woman, there is no glory getting laid with the fat woman nobody wants.
As a true story, I got laughed at by a male friend when I showed the picture of one of my past girlfriend.

I will not laugh if you show me the picture.

fedupinmo
12-08-2016, 09:21 AM
I had a feeling her phone was hiding something in that selfie... It's Baltar!:D

http://i.imgur.com/fNcUbTe.png

fedupinmo
12-08-2016, 09:24 AM
http://www.feledy.org/images/baltar.jpg

UWDude
12-08-2016, 09:25 AM
Because it elevates her status with other women.

Guys do it too. "Oh man,I met this hot chick last night, totally into me....."

then if you ever see a picture, or she becomes the girlfriend... ...often, you think "hot chick, eh?"

Natural Citizen
12-08-2016, 09:42 AM
Bitches be jealous of me.:D:cool:

Heh. You crazy. Got me chuckling over here.

Natural Citizen
12-08-2016, 09:48 AM
In other news, I just remembered how much I detest makeup after seeing the pics here.

I mean, a little bit is okay, I suppose, but when it completely changes what you look like that's something else.

silverhandorder
12-08-2016, 10:29 AM
Muahaha.

You see how she used vagina to make men be into sjw crap. She doesn't outright reject him. She Argues. Giving him a chance to change sides. Then her last msg pretty much begs him to change his stance. She tells him she is attached to men that support sjw tendencies.

enhanced_deficit
12-08-2016, 10:56 AM
Hopefully Bill did not have any such accidents with any Trump supporter.s

Oh wait, he might have had.

https://mgtvwcmh.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/campaign-2016-debate_mrot-1.jpg?w=650



Unrelated

http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/danney.jpg

dannno
12-08-2016, 12:06 PM
Zippy's a girl?

That would explain a few things.

lol, no, but I do have an SJW calendar in my kitchen.

Lucille
12-08-2016, 12:14 PM
https://i.embed.ly/1/display/resize?key=1e6a1a1efdb011df84894040444cdc60&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia0.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FD5gcE 2q75dXHy%2Fgiphy.gif&width=1000

oyarde
12-08-2016, 12:29 PM
This can't be for real.
Yeah , but it is funny

Suzanimal
12-08-2016, 12:53 PM
LMAO!!!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lucille again.


https://i.embed.ly/1/display/resize?key=1e6a1a1efdb011df84894040444cdc60&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia0.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FD5gcE 2q75dXHy%2Fgiphy.gif&width=1000

Mordan
12-08-2016, 12:55 PM
My husband is short and I don't think he's brought down my social status with other women. Bitches be jealous of me.:D:cool:

Look, you revel in the thought of "Bitches being jealous of you".

That was my point. The woman lied because she wanted other bitches to feel jealous, she wanted to feel special.

Mordan
12-08-2016, 12:57 PM
https://i.embed.ly/1/display/resize?key=1e6a1a1efdb011df84894040444cdc60&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia0.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FD5gcE 2q75dXHy%2Fgiphy.gif&width=1000

I guess women get horny when looking at this :)

Weston White
12-08-2016, 01:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/DCpMQ.png

Suzanimal
12-08-2016, 05:52 PM
Look, you revel in the thought of "Bitches being jealous of you".

That was my point. The woman lied because she wanted other bitches to feel jealous, she wanted to feel special.

I was joking. I don't go around thinking bitches are jealous of me and it doesn't make me feel special when they are - it makes me feel sad for them because my life's pretty boring.:)

anaconda
12-08-2016, 06:07 PM
What is her stance on the Fed?

anaconda
12-08-2016, 06:08 PM
I do have an SJW calendar in my kitchen.

Where can I get one of those?

I see this:

http://www.cafepress.com/+social_justice_warrior_calendar_print,1701813687

But I want monthly photos!

anaconda
12-08-2016, 06:09 PM
..........

PierzStyx
12-08-2016, 06:39 PM
Meh. Her choice who she has sex with. This is as good and bad as most reasons people have random sexual hook ups and hang ups.

As a proud liberal though, her reasons for not boning a Trumphumper are silly. Whether you dress your Emperor up in the cloak of nationalism or nativism, it is still the same authoritarian underneath.

The Gold Standard
12-08-2016, 06:43 PM
What is her stance on the Fed?

I'm quite certain she has no idea what it is. And if you explain it to her, she will insist it is necessary to finance government debt or some garbage. She's no catch. Hit it and quit. No talking necessary.

alucard13mm
12-08-2016, 06:47 PM
I had a feeling her phone was hiding something in that selfie... It's Baltar!:D

http://i.imgur.com/fNcUbTe.png

Ewwww.. butterface.

The One
12-08-2016, 07:15 PM
Sometimes it trips me out that many of you seem to know a lot about each other's non-internet lives.

It's cool...just kind of a trip.



Edit: Except in the case of Suzanimal...you're definitely an open book.

The One
12-08-2016, 07:16 PM
I had a feeling her phone was hiding something in that selfie... It's Baltar!:D

http://i.imgur.com/fNcUbTe.png

I read this as "equal parts anus."

dannno
12-08-2016, 07:52 PM
Where can I get one of those?

I see this:

http://www.cafepress.com/+social_justice_warrior_calendar_print,1701813687

But I want monthly photos!

http://eji.org/history-racial-injustice-calendar

Last month was anti-redneck month. There was that picture TheCount or some nonsense posted a few weeks ago with the "White Lives Matter" confederate flag people and then a bunch of stuff about black people getting lynched like over a hundred years ago and then the whole Dustin Roof false flag shooting.. it' can be pretty hysterical..

anaconda
12-08-2016, 07:58 PM
http://eji.org/history-racial-injustice-calendar

Last month was anti-redneck month. There was that picture TheCount or some nonsense posted a few weeks ago with the "White Lives Matter" confederate flag people and then a bunch of stuff about black people getting lynched like over a hundred years ago and then the whole Dustin Roof false flag shooting.. it' can be pretty hysterical..

Oh, I see. I thought you meant you had a humorous calendar mocking SJW's. But this site looks like real actual legitimate social injustice calendars. Great photo of the lady on the wooden steps. Not sure what her story was but a great photo.

Feeding the Abscess
12-08-2016, 09:00 PM
Ha ha.
The guy showed up on 4chan, and wrote his side of the story, with proof it really was him.
My favorite part is, she lied about his height, he's actually only 5' 9". XD
Anyways, here is a screenshot of the 4chan thread, with proof it was him:
http://imgur.com/a/ngYfG

The person saying the 'tfw you're 5'9"...' wasn't the OP. It was another 4chan user. Compare the ID tags of the two posters.

dannno
12-08-2016, 09:03 PM
Oh, I see. I thought you meant you had a humorous calendar mocking SJW's. But this site looks like real actual legitimate social injustice calendars. Great photo of the lady on the wooden steps. Not sure what her story was but a great photo.

No, my roommate is a hardcore SJW

I actually used to be a member of Amnesty International a long time ago. They were like the SJWs before it was cool. I'm all on board with some of the causes, but the tact and direction of the movement has become completely atrocious.

And I've been accused of being a Stormfronter here..lol

Son_of_Liberty90
12-08-2016, 09:18 PM
I'm slightly disappointed tim, before clicking on this thread I thought you were going to give us a peak into your exciting sex life :D

anaconda
12-08-2016, 09:40 PM
And I've been accused of being a Stormfronter here..lolLOL A Stormfronter Human Rights Activist! And I am similarly always amused when 10th Amendment advocates are called "neo Nazis" when Nazis were ardent centrists.

oyarde
12-08-2016, 10:56 PM
I once accidentally slept with some fire ants . I learned to be more cautious of where i threw a sleeping in the dark .

timosman
12-08-2016, 11:01 PM
I'm slightly disappointed tim, before clicking on this thread I thought you were going to give us a peak into your exciting sex life :D

I am glad you are not entirely disappointed. :cool:

Danke
12-08-2016, 11:15 PM
I once accidentally slept with some fire ants . I learned to be more cautious of where i threw a sleeping in the dark .

That's nothing, I've slept with a few lionesses.

ThePaleoLibertarian
12-08-2016, 11:58 PM
And he responded, “Well, actually the guy raises some valid points. Mexicans are taking our jobs.”

Meanwhile I’m a Canadian expat who just moved to America. I pointed that out and he went, “No, no. It’s different.” Why? Because I’m white and in my twenties?

For all his supposed good points, he failed the shit test. He should have agreed and amplified. Make a joke about her being deported after Trump wins. Live and learn.

dannno
12-09-2016, 12:07 AM
For all his supposed good points, he failed the shit test. He should have agreed and amplified. Make a joke about her being deported after Trump wins. Live and learn.[/COLOR]

Ya, that probably would have landed him a top 3 spot.

anaconda
12-09-2016, 01:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zcDXj5O6qY

NorthCarolinaLiberty
12-09-2016, 04:43 AM
People will make up anything to sell their bloog. At least put an ounce of effort into it. :rolleyes:

Jesse James
12-09-2016, 06:36 AM
So now I gotta get me a copy of Ann Coulter's book!

Not to read. But the apparent effect it has to get the leftovers from the night before out of your house is amazing!
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/414QcLDljwL._SX351_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
this book does the job well.

Superfluous Man
12-09-2016, 08:02 AM
Her fingernails are scary.

osan
12-09-2016, 09:03 AM
By the by, how exactly does someone sleep with someone else accidentally?

I do not ever recall my huge member ever making its grand entry by accident. I've never, until now, heard any woman suggest that her legs have accidentally flown open just as a wayward penis just happened to be zeroing in on her vulva's precise location, also by pure coincidence.

Can someone please help me here?

Lucille
12-09-2016, 09:40 AM
Ha ha.
The guy showed up on 4chan, and wrote his side of the story, with proof it really was him.
[...]
Anyways, here is a screenshot of the 4chan thread, with proof it was him:
http://imgur.com/a/ngYfG

http://i.imgur.com/WSuleAY.jpg

LOL

Superfluous Man
12-09-2016, 10:11 AM
I've never, until now, heard any woman suggest that her legs have accidentally flown open just as a wayward penis just happened to be zeroing in on her vulva's precise location, also by pure coincidence.

Can someone please help me here?

Suzanimal, you wanna take this one?

chudrockz
12-09-2016, 10:44 AM
By the by, how exactly does someone sleep with someone else accidentally?

I do not ever recall my huge member ever making its grand entry by accident. I've never, until now, heard any woman suggest that her legs have accidentally flown open just as a wayward penis just happened to be zeroing in on her vulva's precise location, also by pure coincidence.

Can someone please help me here?

Nice, I almost just choked on my hamburger helper! :)

Brian4Liberty
12-09-2016, 11:56 AM
I made the mistake of clicking on the link. It appears to be one of those free papers full of trash and advertisements. They have a feature where people can send in their Tinder adventures, which is what the OP did.

This one was particularly disgusting.


A 29-year-old woman’s perfect Tinder one-night stand has a hygiene problem

A true story from the frontiers of Toronto's app-enabled dating scene

By Toronto Life | June 16, 2016 AT 10:43 am

My name is Rachel. I’m a 29-year-old programming coordinator for an arts organization.

I’ve been using Tinder off and on for a few years. For a long time, I would always be the first one to send a message to a potential date, but for the past few weeks I’ve been more lazy about that, and I’ve been chatting with guys who message me first. Which might be why I’m having dates that are a little stranger than what I’m used to.

On this particular day, about a week and a half ago, I’d already been on one bad Tinder date. I had a second one lined up. This one was going to be the perfect one-night stand. The man was good looking. He was a musician. He had an “I stand with Planned Parenthood” badge on one of his profile pictures. He was a feminist. Perfect. He had all my check marks, but I wasn’t worried about him liking me for more than just the one evening.

We met at Holy Oak café, and he was clearly quite ragged. Right away, I suspected that he probably didn’t have access to a shower. He was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, and they were dirty. It looked like his clothes and his skin had a thin film on them. He had a really long beard and and short hair. He was very dirty. But he was a very good-looking dirty person, and our conversation was great. I needed to get past the smell, or get him into a shower.

He said he wanted to change in his van. So we went to his van, which he clearly lived in. It was a white van, with no windows. Inside it was pretty dingy and there was a makeshift bed. At some point I learned that he had been on tour for eight years, so he had probably been living in different vehicles for about that long.

Then we went to Duffy’s diner, which is a charming little dive on Bloor Street. I like having first dates at places where I’m unlikely to run into anyone. We had burgers.

After we were finished eating, we took a walk. I had my bike with me, so I was like, “Let’s at least walk towards my house so I can drop off my bike.” And then, when we got there, I was like, “Do you want a shower?”

And he was like, “No, let’s keep walking.”

We walked around for a while. It was raining, and the wetness was starting to get to me. After a while, I said, “I’m sorry. We have to go to my house so I can get clean.”

My feet were wet from the walk, so I washed them and changed into different socks and sat down. And I was like, “Do you want to shower?” And he said no. And we sat down and continued to talk.

We listened to some records, and eventually started making out. The makeout wasn’t great, and normally if the makeout isn’t great, but I intend to have sex with the person, I just move forward. But I couldn’t do that. I couldn’t make the next step. The guy was too dirty.

So, for the last time, I was like, “Hey, do you want to shower?”

And he said, “Well, I guess you could push me into the shower if you really wanted to.”

I just sat there hoping he’d be like, “Okay, where’s the towel?” But he never followed up, for some reason. And I was still making out with him. And I was thinking, “I have white sheets. I can’t have this man in my bed.”

I wanted to offer him clean clothes, because I knew he probably didn’t have many. In my head, I was treating him like a homeless person—but he wasn’t a homeless person. He was a lovely, nice man. But he smelled so bad.

Eventually, I told him I couldn’t do it. I was like, “I’m just really distracted.”

And he was like, “Are you distracted by the smell of my feet?” And he laughed. Eventually he said, “I think I’m gonna go.” And he left.

He could have had a shower and sex and somewhere to sleep that wasn’t a van. But it wasn’t in the cards. He really didn’t want that shower. I feel like it must have been on principle or something. Still, if he were to contact me next time he’s in Toronto, I would totally be game—provided he’d showered in the last 24 hours.
...
http://torontolife.com/city/life/tinder-tales-one-night-stand-hygiene/

dannno
12-09-2016, 02:25 PM
He had all my check marks, but I wasn’t worried about him liking me for more than just the one evening.

:/

Unfortunately this has been extremely common for the last couple decades.

Jamesiv1
12-09-2016, 03:05 PM
I want to know what the hell is her problem with dirty, stinky people??

She's a STINKIST!!!!

osan
12-09-2016, 03:10 PM
:/

Unfortunately this has been extremely common for the last couple decades.

And women like this wonder why they can't find a "good" man... because it so obviously has nothing to do with them.

phill4paul
12-09-2016, 03:22 PM
I want to know what the hell is her problem with dirty, stinky people??

She's a STINKIST!!!!

Stinkfist? :eek:

Brian4Liberty
12-09-2016, 03:26 PM
Stinkfist? :eek:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw

Brian4Liberty
12-09-2016, 03:30 PM
I want to know what the hell is her problem with dirty, stinky people??

She's a STINKIST!!!!

Apparently she will make out with him, and probably have sex with him, it was her bed sheets she was worried about. A girl's got to have her priorities.

phill4paul
12-09-2016, 03:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw

:D:D:D

Danke
12-09-2016, 03:44 PM
Apparently she will make out with him, and probably have sex with him, it was her bed sheets she was worried about. A girl's got to have her priorities.

Ill bring my own sheets. Does she have anything against just doing it on the floor?

Brian4Liberty
12-09-2016, 04:04 PM
Ill bring my own sheets. Does she have anything against just doing it on the floor?

She doesn't want to get the carpet dirty...

Slave Mentality
12-09-2016, 05:07 PM
Anyone got a pic of stinky dude chick? I bet she is pretty nasty herself if a hobo won't take a shower for it.

Dangergirl
12-10-2016, 03:54 AM
By the by, how exactly does someone sleep with someone else accidentally?

I do not ever recall my huge member ever making its grand entry by accident. I've never, until now, heard any woman suggest that her legs have accidentally flown open just as a wayward penis just happened to be zeroing in on her vulva's precise location, also by pure coincidence.

Can someone please help me here?

Things like this happen during the heat of the moment, usually after the handcuffs and spanking.

tod evans
12-10-2016, 06:40 AM
Things like this happen during the heat of the moment, usually after the handcuffs and spanking.

+Rep for being a good girl. :cool:

jmdrake
12-10-2016, 07:17 AM
That dude was probably alpha male and now she's pregnant

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to CPUd again.

Philhelm
12-10-2016, 02:23 PM
Great thread.

oyarde
12-10-2016, 03:20 PM
Great thread.
What have you accidentally slept with ?

MelissaWV
12-10-2016, 07:13 PM
Nah, she needs to find the Lord, man. Slip her a Bible instead.

You could probably fit a Bible in there...

Philhelm
12-10-2016, 08:33 PM
What have you accidentally slept with ?

My wife.

Brian4Liberty
03-29-2017, 10:10 PM
Maybe this was a Hillary supporter, who literally shit himself when Trump won?


A 25-year-old woman’s Tinder date might have soiled himself in McDonald’s

In late April, I went on my first Tinder date. He messaged me, and he seemed cute and friendly. He was Irish, a few years older than me, worked in insurance. He had nice curly hair, and we liked the same bars. When he asked me out, I said yes.
...
That’s when it happened. Fart Number One.

It was bad. This was not your run-of-the-mill little toot. This was a true silent-but-deadly zinger, an impressively mean scent, the most obnoxious date crasher. I knew it was him because there wasn’t anyone else sitting near us. Out of politeness, I pretended not to notice and kept talking, determined to soldier through. Fart Number One wafted away, on to ruin someone else’s fast-food meal. I thought we had made it through the woods.

We hadn’t.

Five minutes later, the fart’s bigger and meaner older brother showed up. Fart Number Two was a doozy, just really powerful. I didn’t know what to do. It derailed my train of thought and lingered in a way that Fart Number One hadn’t. I tried to babble my way through, poorly faking obliviousness. But I just couldn’t. It wouldn’t go away. I stopped talking. I started to wonder if this gas was accompanied by something more…solid. Was Fart Number Two actually a Number Two?! This all-consuming thought was extremely disturbing. I didn’t know if I should ask if he was feeling okay, or if I should just ignore the big ele-fart in the room.
...
http://torontolife.com/city/life/tinder-tales-date-poop-pants-mcdonalds/

Anti Federalist
03-29-2017, 10:14 PM
Phil, Melissa, where'd you go?

Anti Federalist
03-29-2017, 10:24 PM
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/414QcLDljwL._SX351_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
this book does the job well.

They killed him, you know...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/21/outspoken-black-advocate-for-the-confederate-flag-killed-in-miss-car-crash/?utm_term=.999b49ccabe6

timosman
03-30-2017, 12:12 AM
Maybe this was a Hillary supporter, who literally shit himself when Trump won?

What a romantic story.:cool:

Jesse James
03-30-2017, 03:26 PM
They killed him, you know...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/21/outspoken-black-advocate-for-the-confederate-flag-killed-in-miss-car-crash/?utm_term=.999b49ccabe6
i know :/

dannno
03-30-2017, 03:35 PM
Maybe this was a Hillary supporter, who literally shit himself when Trump won?

Who the hell takes their tinder date to McDonalds?