Poll: Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With

[spivey378]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_mitt_romney_is_candidate

:p

[sluggo]

I'd actually vote for Huckabee.

Romney might be a little too much trouble, the hair gel and the Man-Tan would make it difficult to get a firm grasp on him if the fight went to the ground.

[Shink]

I want Chuck Norris!

I'll take him out, then the rest.;)

[10thAmendmentMan]

Romney might be a little too much trouble, the hair gel and the Man-Tan would make it difficult to get a firm grasp on him if the fight went to the ground.

Don't go for ground-and-pound, then. Use a broken pool cue or a bar stool.

[Revolutn]

LoL

Well...it IS the ONION.

A well intentioned cousin once gave me a gift subscription but their parody stories were so weird as to be kinda lame and not really all the funny to me.

If I had to pick I'd most like to beat down Julie-Annie...but I don't believe in hitting woman....but he only dresses up LIKE a woman...so I guess I could still open a can of whoop-arse on him. :p

Rev

[risiusj]

Giuliani seems like a complete wuss, so it wouldn't be as much fun as fighting pretty-boy Romney.
The real question should be, "Which candidate would you fight for in a bar fight?"