Lindsey Graham "endorses" Donald Trump

[GunnyFreedom]

And lookee who else has 'endorsed' Donald Trump

http://www.today.com/video/lindsey-graham-says-gop-has-gone-bat-crazy-jokingly-endorses-trump-631828547866

Lindsey Graham says GOP has gone 'batshit crazy,' jokingly endorses Trump


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJb208g8gFI

Speaking at the Washington Press Club Foundation Dinner, Senator Lindsey Graham mocked all of his former rivals in the 2016 Republican race on Thursday night, claiming that his party had gone "batshit crazy," saying that if you killed Ted Cruz on the Senate floor, that "nobody could convict you," and he said that he would endorse Donald Trump in the hopes "the grim magic" of those he endorses dropping out of the race "still exists."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw78la_u4e8

[seapilot]

If he was that funny during his run he would have gotten more votes. Says his endorsement is like Dr. Kevorkian of politics, after Jeb. Hope he endorses McCain too!

[misterx]

Just to clarify for everyone, because I know gunny is hoping a few people will think it's serious, this is a joke.

[GunnyFreedom]

Just to clarify for everyone, because I know gunny is hoping a few people will think it's serious, this is a joke.
Riiiight. That's why I put "endorses" in quotes, because I wanted people to think Graham was serious.

Bro, do you even brain?

[misterx]

Riiiight. That's why I put "endorses" in quotes, because I wanted people to think Graham was serious.

Bro, do you even brain?

Bro, are you 12? Lay off the steroids and read a book, jarhead.

[GunnyFreedom]

Bro, are you 12? Lay off the steroids and read a book, jarhead.
So... That's a no?

[misterx]

So... That's a no?

I have enough of a brain not to join the military to fight Israel's wars. I also have enough of a brain to qualify me for the Air Force or Navy instead of the human garbage collection known as the Marines.

[AuH20]

I have enough of a brain not to join the military to fight Israel's wars. I also have enough of a brain to qualify me for the Air Force or Navy instead of the human garbage collection known as the Marines.

You guys need to stop fighting. This is not productive.

[misterx]

You guys need to stop fighting. This is not productive.

But he started, mommy lol. I'll call truce if he will.

[GunnyFreedom]

I have enough of a brain not to join the military to fight Israel's wars. I also have enough of a brain to qualify me for the Air Force or Navy instead of the human garbage collection known as the Marines.
LMAO really? So what you are saying is that my 99th percentile ASVAB score, 98th percentile AFQT score, recruiters from all branches begging me to join, and Majors and Colonels bagging me (and unfortunately talking me into) going into Intelligence means that I was unqualified for the Chair Force?

So what are you saying, I was too smart to serve in the Gravy?

:D

[GunnyFreedom]

But he started, mommy lol. I'll call truce if he will.

Bullshit. This totally demonstrates that you are 100% delusional.

[misterx]

LMAO really? So what you are saying is that my 99th percentile ASVAB score, 98th percentile AFQT score, recruiters from all branches begging me to join, and Majors and Colonels bagging me (and unfortunately talking me into) going into Intelligence means that I was unqualified for the Chair Force?

So what are you saying, I was too smart to serve in the Gravy?

:D

Do not believe. Nobody with ASVAB scores that high wants to be a grunt. People go into the Marines because they're either stupid or have a criminal record.

[AuH20]

Do not believe. Nobody with ASVAB scores that high wants to be a grunt. People go into the Marines because they're either stupid or have a criminal record.

I think you're talking about the U.S. Army. Marines are pretty intelligent and well versed in the U.S. Constitution.

[GunnyFreedom]

Do not believe. Nobody with ASVAB scores that high wants to be a grunt. People go into the Marines because they're either stupid or have a criminal record.

LMAO you don't even have the first clue what you are talking about. :D But do go on, you are helping my cause. :)

[misterx]

I think you're talking about the U.S. Army. Marines are pretty intelligent and well versed in the U.S. Constitution.

They're both about the same. The Marines accept ASVAB scores as low as 25, and the Army 26

http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/genjoin/a/asvabminimum.htm

[misterx]

LMAO you don't even have the first clue what you are talking about. :D But do go on, you are helping my cause. :)

Every time you post you reveal yourself to be more of an idiot. You should probably just stop now.

[donnay]

Neocon's jumping ship?

[GunnyFreedom]

They're both about the same. The Marines accept ASVAB scores as low as 25, and the Army 26

http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/genjoin/a/asvabminimum.htm

That's a lie.

https://asvabbootcamp.com/blog/military-requirements-2016-armed-services-vocational-aptitude-battery-asvab-score-requirements/

Military Requirements for Minimum ASVAB Score

Military Branch -- High School Diploma -- GED
Air Force -- 36 -- 65
Army -- 31 -- 50
Coast Guard -- 40 -- 50
Marine Corps -- 32 -- 50
National Guard -- 31 -- 50
Navy -- 35 -- 50

Verified:

http://militaryhandbooks.com/what-scores-do-you-need-to-pass-the-asvab-test/

Waivers may exist in the Marine Corps, but they are unheard of.

And as for my own MOS...

http://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/asvab/asvab-and-marine-corps-jobs.html
MOS MARINE JOB TITLE Minimum ASVAB
0231 Intelligence Specialist GT=100

But I do not expect a Trumpaloompa to give a shit about such concepts as "truth" of course. :D

[GunnyFreedom]

Every time you post you reveal yourself to be more of an idiot. You should probably just stop now.

Go on. Keep digging Trumptard. :)

[kahless]

Thread title should reflect it was a joke.

[GunnyFreedom]

Thread title should reflect it was a joke.

It does. Now stop your politically correct whining. :)

[misterx]

That's a lie.

https://asvabbootcamp.com/blog/military-requirements-2016-armed-services-vocational-aptitude-battery-asvab-score-requirements/

Military Requirements for Minimum ASVAB Score

Military Branch -- High School Diploma -- GED
Air Force -- 36 -- 65
Army -- 31 -- 50
Coast Guard -- 40 -- 50
Marine Corps -- 32 -- 50
National Guard -- 31 -- 50
Navy -- 35 -- 50

Verified:

http://militaryhandbooks.com/what-scores-do-you-need-to-pass-the-asvab-test/

Waivers may exist in the Marine Corps, but they are unheard of.

And as for my own MOS...

http://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/asvab/asvab-and-marine-corps-jobs.html
MOS MARINE JOB TITLE Minimum ASVAB
0231 Intelligence Specialist GT=100

But I do not expect a Trumpaloompa to give a shit about such concepts as "truth" of course. :D

You didn't even look at the link I posted before calling me a liar. What you posted are the standard guidelines, but exceptions are allowed all the way down to 25 and 26. Either way, the Army and Marines are generally for the dummies while the Air Force and Navy are for the brightest. I was actually accepted into the Air Force at 18 with what my recruiter called the highest ASVAB scores he'd ever seen. They even offered to give me a written guarantee for whatever job I wanted, but I decided college was the better choice.

[GunnyFreedom]

You didn't even look at the link I posted before calling me a liar. What you posted are the standard guidelines, but exceptions are allowed all the way down to 25 and 26. Either way, the Army and Marines are generally for the dummies while the Air Force and Navy are for the brightest. I was actually accepted into the Air Force at 18 with what my recruiter called the highest ASVAB scores he'd ever seen. They even offered to give me a written guarantee for whatever job I wanted, but I decided college was the better choice.

Wow. You must have killed A LOT of brain cells between then and now huh?

[misterx]

Thread title should reflect it was a joke.

It does, but it should be more obvious in the title. It's deliberately misleading because the OP has it in for Trump.

[AuH20]

It does, but it should be more obvious in the title. It's deliberately misleading because the OP has it in for Trump.

I think he's just having some fun. He's entitled to his opinion. I don't really take this stuff personal, unless it's really transparent.

[misterx]

Wow. You must have killed A LOT of brain cells between then and now huh?
:rolleyes: Go drink some protein powder, bro.

[misterx]

I think he's just having some fun. He's entitled to his opinion. I don't really take this stuff personal, unless it's really transparent.

I offered a truce. He ignored it, and focused on what was clearly a joke. Then he want to continue insulting my integrity and intelligence.

[GunnyFreedom]

It does, but it should be more obvious in the title. It's deliberately misleading because the OP has it in for Trump.

I'm sorry, in basic English I learned that quote marks used in that fashion denote irony. Did you not study basic English?

[misterx]

I'm sorry, in basic English I learned that quote marks used in that fashion denote irony. Did you not study basic English?

I knew right away what it was, but not everyone is going to catch it. You knew that when you posted it.

[GunnyFreedom]

I offered a truce. He ignored it, and focused on what was clearly a joke. Then he want to continue insulting my integrity and intelligence.

No, you did not offer a truce, you demanded my capitulation. And nobody has been more insulting of intelligence in this thread than you. This is why I keep saying that it is blatantly obvious how you Trumpaloompas are delusional. If you are an example of what Trump on the brain does to a fellow, I'd rather take a bullet to the head.

[GunnyFreedom]

:rolleyes: Go drink some protein powder, bro.

Come back and talk to me about protein powder when you graduate #2 from an entire company of Marine Recruits at Parris Island.

[misterx]

Come back and talk to me about protein powder when you graduate #2 from an entire company of Marine Recruits at Parris Island.

First loser. Grats!

[kahless]

It does. Now stop your politically correct whining. :)

I guess my bad eyesight transposed the "Christie endorses" topic right next to it or you added quotes.

[alucard13mm]

I remember the damn airforce and navy wanted me badly in high school. Air force alone called me 25+ times asking me to talk with them and even wanted to take me out to lunch lol. Air force called me 25+, navy called me 18 times. The army called me 9 times while the marines called me only 2 times.

I vaguely filled out a few forms in class. Forgot what i put down for airforce, but for navy i think i put down nuclear technician or some shit like that.

The army literally sent me the game America's Army.

[GunnyFreedom]

I guess my bad eyesight transposed the "Christie endorses" topic right next to it or you added quotes.

I added the quotes before I posted it, I have not edited it, and the Christie thread has no quotes.

[hells_unicorn]

I remember the damn airforce and navy wanted me badly in high school. Air force alone called me 25+ times asking me to talk with them and even wanted to take me out to lunch lol. Air force called me 25+, navy called me 18 times. The army called me 9 times while the marines called me only 2 times.

I vaguely filled out a few forms in class. Forgot what i put down for airforce, but for navy i think i put down nuclear technician or some shit like that.

The army literally sent me the game America's Army.

I got calls from both the Marines and the Air Force about 18 years ago, told them both that my life was worth more than a blowjob from a pig-faced Jewish woman (Clinton was president and the scandals were out in full force at that time). Never got a call-back after that, and that was before I became a covenanter, which prohibits military service or serving on juries where the magistrate refuses to recognize the true religion. I can't tell you how many people get royally pissed off at me when I tell them this stuff. lol

[presence]

holy bitchfight

[euphemia]

Why are we even talking about Lindsay Graham?

[jmdrake]

Just to clarify for everyone, because I know gunny is hoping a few people will think it's serious, this is a joke.

Looks like Gunny is right. You started it. Carry on.

[jmdrake]

Why are we even talking about Lindsay Graham?

Because this forum is obsessed with gay republicans?

[Aratus]

this all is real. our politics sometimes has dizzying twists
and turns, and strange bedfellows, by the auld definition!

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/27/opinion/donald-trump-and-chris-christie-start-a-bully-bromance.html?_r=0

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/270881-pollster-asks-floridians-if-cruz-is-the-zodiac-killer

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/apr/26/news/la-ol-vice-president-rubio-20120426 (foam parties?)

[Dianne]

Graham is the poster for ending South Carolina's right to vote lol.

[Aratus]

Riiiight. That's why I put "endorses" in quotes, because I wanted people to think Graham was serious.




GUNNY --- THE HORRID THOUGHT IS THAT HE JUST DID A DRESS REHEARSAL FOR THIS SUMMER!
HIS LIL OLE SKIT TO AN ALMOST CAPTIVE AUDIENCE SUGGESTS 50/50 ODDs THAT A COOL DISH
OF AULD FASHION"d CROW LOOMS, HE WILL BE EATING IT, AS PRESIDENT UNDERWOOD SERVES IT.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/house-cards-president-announcement-debate-article-1.2466784 :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool: truth is sometimes stranger than fiction!

[misterx]

Looks like Gunny is right. You started it. Carry on.

FFS dude, that was clearly a joke. I was making fun of both of us for going back and forth like children. And it didn't start in this thread. To be honest, I don't remember who started. I am the only one who tried to end it amicably though.

[misterx]

No, you did not offer a truce, you demanded my capitulation. And nobody has been more insulting of intelligence in this thread than you. This is why I keep saying that it is blatantly obvious how you Trumpaloompas are delusional. If you are an example of what Trump on the brain does to a fellow, I'd rather take a bullet to the head.

I said, "I'll call truce if he will". Anyways, I will stop with the personal attacks now, and I hope you will too.

[groverblue]

You guys need to stop fighting. This is not productive.

It's more productive than blindly following a fraud like Trump.

[misterx]

It's more productive than blindly following a fraud like Trump.

No one is blindly following him. Those of us who are backing him are well aware of his faults. It is the anti-Trump zealots who are blind in their opposition.

[thoughtomator]

It's more productive than blindly following a fraud like Trump.

It is very interesting to see that the vast majority of counterarguments against Trump, like this one, are so blatantly dishonest. Extremely telling how low the ammunition must be in that quiver.

[thoughtomator]

Because this forum is obsessed with gay republicans?

Oh great, now we're going to end up with a Rubio forum.

[kahless]

No one is blindly following him. Those of us who are backing him are well aware of his faults. It is the anti-Trump zealots who are blind in their opposition.

Here is the recommended avatar pick for the anti-Trump zealots. Their efforts effectively amount to campaigning for her.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/93/Hillary_for_America_2016_logo.svg/2000px-Hillary_for_America_2016_logo.svg.png

[nikcers]

Here is the recommended avatar pick for the anti-Trump zealots. Their efforts effectively amount to campaigning for her.

Well that could be said about you Trumpsters too, we're Paulites here, if you're not with us you're against us! You cant steal Rands talking point.

[misterx]

Well that could be said about you Trumpsters too, we're Paulites here, if you're not with us you're against us! You cant steal Rands talking point.

If that was wrong when George Bush said it, it's wrong when you say it.

[nikcers]

If that was wrong when George Bush said it, it's wrong when you say it.

I just said the same thing he said. I can steal Kahless's talking point, if he can steal Rand's. Rand originally said during the first debate that if you support Trump you're supporting Hillary.

[misterx]

I just said the same thing he said. I can steal Kahless's talking point, if he can steal Rand's. Rand originally said during the first debate that if you support Trump you're supporting Hillary.

Rand was wrong, Hillary can't beat Trump. Sanders might.

[kahless]

Well that could be said about you Trumpsters too, we're Paulites here, if you're not with us you're against us! You cant steal Rands talking point.

Rand dropped out the race. Trump is the only one that can actually beat Hillary Clinton verses not voting, writing in or a minor party vote. Actively campaigning against Trump at this point means you are making a choice between a candidate actively pursuing curtailing our 2nd amendment rights vs Trump as someone who was a long time ago similar on assault weapons but now is actively defending 2nd amendment rights and in fact going a step further by proposing to remove barriers.

Hillary Clinton
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/gun-violence-prevention/


- Keep military-style weapons off our streets. Military-style assault weapons do not belong on our streets. They are a danger to law enforcement and to our communities. Hillary will work to keep assault weapons off our streets and supports reinstating the assault weapons ban.
- Make straw purchasing a federal crime.
- Repeal the gun industry’s unique immunity protection.
- Comprehensive federal background check legislation.
- Closing the “Charleston Loophole.” Hillary will push Congress to close the loophole that allows a gun sale to proceed without a completed background check if that check has not been completed within three days.
- Tightening the gun show and Internet sales loophole if Congress won’t.
-Support legislation to stop domestic abusers from buying and possessing guns. Although federal law generally prohibits domestic abusers from purchasing or possessing guns, this protection does not apply to people in dating relationships or convicted stalkers. Hillary will fight for legislation to prohibit all of these domestic abusers and stalkers from buying guns.

vs

Donald Trump
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/second-amendment-rights



GUN AND MAGAZINE BANS. Gun and magazine bans are a total failure. That’s been proven every time it’s been tried. Opponents of gun rights try to come up with scary sounding phrases like “assault weapons”, “military-style weapons” and “high capacity magazines” to confuse people. What they’re really talking about are popular semi-automatic rifles and standard magazines that are owned by tens of millions of Americans. Law-abiding people should be allowed to own the firearm of their choice. The government has no business dictating what types of firearms good, honest people are allowed to own.

NATIONAL RIGHT TO CARRY. The right of self-defense doesn’t stop at the end of your driveway. That’s why I have a concealed carry permit and why tens of millions of Americans do too. That permit should be valid in all 50 states. A driver’s license works in every state, so it’s common sense that a concealed carry permit should work in every state. If we can do that for driving – which is a privilege, not a right – then surely we can do that for concealed carry, which is a right, not a privilege

[nikcers]

pursuing curtailing our 2nd amendment

Let any of those crazy motherfuckers vying for power try to take my 2nd amendment rights. I double dog dare them. Only I can protect those rights.

[AuH20]

Rand was wrong, Hillary can't beat Trump. Sanders might.

Sanders is generally likable and not aggressive. Trump will not be able to land blows like he could against Hillary.

[nikcers]

Trump is the only one that can actually beat Hillary Clinton

Almost every poll says the opposite, his just isn't to beat Clinton though, it's to make sure she wins. A Trump nominee guarantees people like me won't vote Republican.

[wmmonk]

Almost every poll says the opposite, his just isn't to beat Clinton though, it's to make sure she wins. A Trump nominee guarantees people like me won't vote Republican.

We haven't seen Trump go fully at Hillary yet.
What candidate can beat Hillary on the GOP side, if not Trump? Any polls to back it up?

Trump has national name recognition that Cruz and Rubio don't have. So, out of the gate, he has that going for him.

The one candidate left that I know could beat Hillary is Vermin Supreme. I don't need a poll to tell me he can. He tells me what I want to hear, and once more Americans hear his plans, he'll win in a massive landslide victory that nobody can see coming.

[misterx]

Almost every poll says the opposite, his just isn't to beat Clinton though, it's to make sure she wins. A Trump nominee guarantees people like me won't vote Republican.

People like you are far outnumbered by blue collar democrats who will vote for Trump.

[Christian Liberty]

I got calls from both the Marines and the Air Force about 18 years ago, told them both that my life was worth more than a blowjob from a pig-faced Jewish woman (Clinton was president and the scandals were out in full force at that time). Never got a call-back after that, and that was before I became a covenanter, which prohibits military service or serving on juries where the magistrate refuses to recognize the true religion. I can't tell you how many people get royally pissed off at me when I tell them this stuff. lol

Why shouldn't we serve on juries if only to disrupt them? Do jurors have to take an oath to the US constitution?