Plan for 2020: Step 1, find pornstar...

[limequat]

Ok, I think I'm on to something here. The last few presidencies haven't had the actual intelligence of the operation as president. The brains come in as the cabinet and advisors. Think George W Bush and Karl Rove.
Running a Paul for president is like running the valedictorian for homecoming king. The job needs to be split up. We need a homecoming king. Rather, a homecoming queen...


Step 1: Find a pornstar...
A pornstar will be beautiful, good on camera, and used to doing compromising things for money.

Step 2: Link up the pornstar with the Koch network. They got money to buy elections, but they're choosing old pale faced dudes. Put that money behind a pretty face, and people will listen. They might even touch themselves while listening.

Step 3: Get the pornstar speaking gigs where ever the fuck there' s a camera. Gun rights. Individual liberty. Cleavage. Jesus. 'Murica. Sex.

Step 4: Victory

[Suzanimal]

Why the hell not? If we're gonna get screwed, might as well be by a professional.

[limequat]

Why the hell not? If we're gonna get screwed, might as well be by a professional.

I think I'm gonna go do some liberty "research" now.

[wizardwatson]

As obvious as a joke as this may seem, it may be prophetic since 2020 may be the year Kanye and Kim run which brings us dangerously close to your plan.

And when you contemplate the evolution from Reagan/Bush/Clinton/Bush/Obama/Trump/Kanye you can probably empathize with a God who kills everyone and starts over.

Flood the earth or let Kanye be President? That's a toughy.

[Todd]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001534785/1749646041_0_xlarge.jpeg

Comacho was a porn star...

Check

[limequat]

I'm actually not joking. Presidents are puppets. We need a good puppet.

[Suzanimal]

I think I'm gonna go do some liberty "research" now.


I'm actually not joking. Presidents are puppets. We need a good puppet.

That was quick.

[limequat]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001534785/1749646041_0_xlarge.jpeg

Comacho was a porn star...

Check

This is what I'm talking about. I think we're already there. Think Sarah Palin but sluttier and better foreign policy.

[Suzanimal]

Found one...

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?467679-Porn-Star-Belle-Knox-Is-Remaking-Herself-As-A-Libertarian-Activist&highlight=Belle+Knox

I almost forgot about her.

[invisible]

How about someone with the more "wholesome" background of a wife and mother? We have at least a couple (and I know of others, but video isn't readily available) here in OK. The two examples I'll present here are both articulate and well-spoken, look good on camera and interview well, already have strong liberty-oriented beliefs, and are already political activists. There are plenty of female Ron Paul supporters out there that fit this description. For that matter, how many do we have right here on RPF?

Kaye Beach:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F7r4Q35VhM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F7r4Q35VhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-KL0OBgfE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-KL0OBgfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwEosZV1mw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwEosZV1mw

Brittany Hardy-Warrior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFGibDY8YY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFGibDY8YY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GGcZr-qw8w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GGcZr-qw8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kEHYO3Xhc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kEHYO3Xhc

[Mani]

How about a smooth charismatic talker that likes pot but loves jesus?

I think that's what we need to start, and then build the rest around him.

[alucard13mm]

How about her? Mercedes Carrera. She is/was a porn star. She is attractive. She is a woman. She is puerto rican. She is autistic. She is libertarian. She is anti-politically correct. She is also very well spoken and intelligent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4s4pZNMq3Q

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWMPmKJ8GmmUvI5ZC0V2VsA

[parocks]

Is this a porn thread? Bree Olson is well known. Charlie Sheen. Human Centipede 3. I bet we're not allowed to post porn here. You have to be 35 to run for president, right? So, right off the bat, you're going to have a hard time getting a female porn star because it's just rare for them to be 35. Ex porn star.

I noticed that someone shared a viral video by Silvia Saint. Silvia Saint has 4 million facebook friends and there isn't any porn there at all, it's just viral videos of things like a dog playing soccer.

[parocks]

How about her? Mercedes Carrera. She is/was a porn star. She is attractive. She is a woman. She is puerto rican. She is autistic. She is libertarian. She is anti-politically correct. She is also very well spoken and intelligent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4s4pZNMq3Q

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWMPmKJ8GmmUvI5ZC0V2VsA


Yes to this - great find.

Interestingly - she's old for porn, and is active. According to freeones.com - she's 33, and she just started doing porn 2 years, so she started in her 30s, very rare.

http://www.freeones.com/html/m_links/Mercedes_Carrera/

[jmdrake]

This is what I'm talking about. I think we're already there. Think Sarah Palin but sluttier and better foreign policy.

As I recall there is a Sarah Palin lookalike porn star.

[jmdrake]

Found one...

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?467679-Porn-Star-Belle-Knox-Is-Remaking-Herself-As-A-Libertarian-Activist&highlight=Belle+Knox

I almost forgot about her.

Well Jenna Haze endorsed Ron Paul 2012.

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?290270-Pornstar-Jenna-Haze

[jmdrake]

Okay. Serious reply in what I believe to be a tongue in cheek (no pun intended) thread. Yes those seem to be really fine upstanding ladies. I don't know if they stand a chance in the cesspool that has become U.S. presidential politics.


How about someone with the more "wholesome" background of a wife and mother? We have at least a couple (and I know of others, but video isn't readily available) here in OK. The two examples I'll present here are both articulate and well-spoken, look good on camera and interview well, already have strong liberty-oriented beliefs, and are already political activists. There are plenty of female Ron Paul supporters out there that fit this description. For that matter, how many do we have right here on RPF?

Kaye Beach:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F7r4Q35VhM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F7r4Q35VhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-KL0OBgfE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-KL0OBgfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwEosZV1mw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwEosZV1mw

Brittany Hardy-Warrior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFGibDY8YY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFGibDY8YY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GGcZr-qw8w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GGcZr-qw8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kEHYO3Xhc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kEHYO3Xhc

[jmdrake]

How about her? Mercedes Carrera. She is/was a porn star. She is attractive. She is a woman. She is puerto rican. She is autistic. She is libertarian. She is anti-politically correct. She is also very well spoken and intelligent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4s4pZNMq3Q

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWMPmKJ8GmmUvI5ZC0V2VsA

Didn't know about the Green Beret being discharged for standing up against child rape in Afghanistan. :mad:

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/09/23/army-to-green-beret-punished-for-defending-boy-from-an-afghan-rapist-nope-you-cant-come-back-n2055822

Great video.

[limequat]

How about her? Mercedes Carrera. She is/was a porn star. She is attractive. She is a woman. She is puerto rican. She is autistic. She is libertarian. She is anti-politically correct. She is also very well spoken and intelligent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4s4pZNMq3Q

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWMPmKJ8GmmUvI5ZC0V2VsA

This is what I'm talking about, she's perfect. Put her in a blazer and let her rant at CPAC. Give her a Jesus conversion story and Iowa is ours.

[Danke]

This is what I'm talking about, she's perfect. Put her in a blazer and let her rant at CPAC. Give her a Jesus conversion story and Iowa is ours.

Her porn is not very good, just saying...

[GunnyFreedom]

That was quick.

He's an expert. 5 minutes is all he needed. :D

[alucard13mm]

Her porn is not very good, just saying...

lol cant have everything haha.

[r3volution 3.0]

This is what I'm talking about, she's perfect. Put her in a blazer and let her rant at CPAC. Give her a Jesus conversion story and Iowa is ours.

Yes, but what about the female vote?

Palin did great among people who wanted to bang her, poorly among the rest.

So, how about we match this one up with an attractive fella, as VP.

Vince Vaughn

He's a libertarian, he's also pretty intelligent.

Boom, White House won.

[r3volution 3.0]

http://previews.123rf.com/images/chudtsankov/chudtsankov1308/chudtsankov130800052/21311652-Light-Bulb-Cartoon-Character-With-A-Bright-Idea-Stock-Vector.jpg

The girl declares herself a dude, Vince goes blackface, and we can run as the first interracial gay-married couple candidacy.

Guaranteed win.

[BarryDonegan]

Ted Cruz apparently already grabbed up this option. lol

[Suzanimal]

Ted Cruz apparently already grabbed up this option. lol

He's reading the forum for tips.

[GunnyFreedom]

He's reading the forum for tips.

Well, since Rand Paul is no longer available for him to crib from....

[thoughtomator]

He's reading the forum for tips.

Nobody tell him how good it will be for his chances if he walks around on all fours, naked, with an eggplant shoved up his butt.

[MelissaCato]

Good Lord, we still in 2016 !! FOCUS !!!

[TheTexan]

A porn star, for President?

Don't be silly. This isn't Croatia.

[idiom]

Well Reagan was an actor. That't not much different from a Porn Star.

Pity Arnold wasn't born in Canada.