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TheNewYorker
01-10-2016, 04:44 PM
Ok. Maybe not quite.

Missouri Bill Would Require Lobbyists To Disclose Sex With Lawmakers
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/missouri-bill-sex-lobbyist-lawmaker-disclosure

A bill introduced Wednesday in the Missouri legislature would force a lobbyist to disclose if he or she is having "sexual relations" with a lawmaker or a member of a lawmaker's staff, according to a report from the Kansas City Star.

State Rep. Bart Korman's (R) proposal would define the sexual relationship as a "gift" on monthly ethics disclosures. The gift would not require "a dollar valuation," the bill states.

Here's the bill's language, from the Star:

For purposes of subdivision (2) of this subsection, the term "gift" shall include sexual relations between a registered lobbyist and a member of the general assembly or his or her staff. Relations between married persons or between persons who entered into a relationship prior to the registration of the lobbyist, the election of the member to the general assembly, or the employment of the staff person shall not be reportable under this subdivision. The reporting of sexual relations for purposes of this subdivision shall not require a dollar valuation.

CPUd
01-10-2016, 05:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ytQ6gTX.jpg

Mach
01-13-2016, 02:28 AM
They would have to set up a whole separate Office just to take care of all of the "proceedings."

They could put up wanted posters... have you seen this prick. :D

kpitcher
01-13-2016, 09:48 PM
They'll just use the Clinton definition of sexual relations

Old No. 7
01-13-2016, 10:21 PM
Awww mannnnn! I got excited there for a second. Even went to the Columbia craigslist to check out the talent...

timosman
01-13-2016, 10:25 PM
They'll just use the Clinton definition of sexual relations

I did not have sex with the woman who had sex with me.