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enhanced_deficit
11-09-2015, 06:32 PM
This statement from former Congressional Tea Party (NW) caucus leader doesn't seem to belongs in Religion forum.


“The Holy Spirit is speaking to each one of us to be faithful in the Kingdom and help bring in as many as we can,” Bachmann told Family Research Council President Tony Perkins in an interview obtained by Right Wing Watch.

“Because again, he’s coming soon,” Bachmann added.
The 2012 Republican candidate drop-out is a parishioner of Eagle Brook Church, an Evangelical congregation close to her home in the state’s sixth congressional district.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/michele-bachmann-jews-convert-christianity-article-1.2427858

Christian Liberty
11-09-2015, 06:36 PM
So little good covenant theology, so little postmil :(

Sola_Fide
11-09-2015, 06:41 PM
Nutbar

enhanced_deficit
11-09-2015, 06:50 PM
Seems like quite a few US Congress leaders have been in on this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjMRgT5o-Ig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjMRgT5o-Ig

fr33
11-09-2015, 07:36 PM
http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/nakedpastor/files/2012/01/reverse-rapture.jpg

anaconda
11-09-2015, 08:36 PM
Trump/Bachmann 2016!

anaconda
11-09-2015, 08:40 PM
https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/michele-bachmann-mustard-and-corn-dog.jpg

limequat
11-09-2015, 10:21 PM
Every time I hear about Jesus coming again it makes me think of a dirty Mexican porno.

Jesus is coming again? Good for him.
Hope he pulls out before Juanita gets pregnant again.

fr33
11-09-2015, 10:26 PM
https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/michele-bachmann-mustard-and-corn-dog.jpg

Did... did she take a bite then touch her corndog to the mustard spigot? Gross!

anaconda
11-09-2015, 10:30 PM
Every time I hear about Jesus coming again it makes me think of a dirty Mexican porno.

Jesus is coming again? Good for him.
Hope he pulls out before Juanita gets pregnant again.

Yeah..She should have changed her wording to "Jesus will be returning soon, resuming his earthly presence soon," or words to that affect. Unless she intended to be taken literally, which would not surprise me.

anaconda
11-09-2015, 10:31 PM
Did... did she take a bite then touch her corndog to the mustard spigot? Gross!

I'm not seeing any actual contact between the bitten dog and the spigot. And there's just way too many metaphors in this photo.

fr33
11-09-2015, 10:47 PM
I'm not seeing any actual contact between the bitten dog and the spigot. There appears to be about a half inch separation.

http://i64.tinypic.com/qnsaog.jpg

anaconda
11-09-2015, 10:57 PM
http://1wdojq181if3tdg01yomaof86.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Bachmann.jpeg

pcosmar
11-09-2015, 10:59 PM
Trump/Bachmann 2016!

Lipstick on a Pig, part two

pcosmar
11-09-2015, 11:01 PM
Every time I hear about Jesus coming again it makes me think of a dirty Mexican porno.

Jesus is coming again? Good for him.
Hope he pulls out before Juanita gets pregnant again.

Or she is expecting her gardener.

TheCount
11-09-2015, 11:14 PM
You'd better do as I say, or your father will be very cross when he comes home.

Ronin Truth
11-10-2015, 09:44 AM
How soon is 'soon'?

When does the Dome of the Rock, go away?

Soon? :rolleyes:

jmdrake
11-10-2015, 10:01 AM
So little good covenant theology, so little postmil :(

You can be premil or postmil and believe Jesus is coming again soon. All of the apostles believed it could possibly happen in their lifetime. When Paul talked about the second coming he said "We who are alive and remain shall be caught up in the air to meet Him and so shall we ever be with the Lord."

jbauer
11-10-2015, 10:01 AM
How soon is 'soon'? When does the Dome of the Rock, go away?

Right. If you believe in Christianity saying "soon" doesn't really mean much. Soon is a relative term.

jmdrake
11-10-2015, 10:04 AM
This statement from former Congressional Tea Party (NW) caucus leader doesn't seem to belongs in Religion forum.

Why wouldn't it belong in the Religion forum instead of here? She's no longer even running for office let alone an office holder. The only relevance this has to anything is the religious view of a semi-famous person.

Ronin Truth
11-10-2015, 10:18 AM
Before or after Santa Claus?

Before or after the Easter Bunny?

Have I missed any other 'soon' pagan 'Christian'(so called) holiday celebrations?

unknown
11-11-2015, 02:59 PM
I'm not worried about a politician's personal beliefs if I know that it wont affect the way that they govern.

People would come at me with "Ron Paul's a creationist". And I would always respond with the fact that regardless of his own beliefs he would NEVER infringe on YOUR right to your personal beliefs. Above all, Ron Paul believes in freedom.

With Michelle Bachmann, I'm not so sure...

Uriel999
11-11-2015, 10:46 PM
Jesus is already here...and he brought all his friends and family along too.

Dr. Dog
11-11-2015, 10:52 PM
Yes, Jesus is coming soon. My lawn needs mowing so he's coming on Friday.

Dr. Dog
11-11-2015, 10:53 PM
Jesus is already here...and he brought all his friends and family along too.
http://thefederalistpapers.integratedmarket.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/illegal-aliens1.jpg

Dr.3D
11-11-2015, 10:55 PM
Judging from this thread, she may be right.

Jingles
11-11-2015, 11:21 PM
People still listen to this crazy lady?

lilymc
11-11-2015, 11:31 PM
Judging from this thread, she may be right.

Best post so far.

S.Shorland
11-12-2015, 05:25 AM
www.endofhistory.info

enhanced_deficit
11-14-2015, 01:24 PM
She has a track record:

Michelle Bachmann likens Obama to 'deranged' co-pilot who killed 150 people in France (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?471815-Michelle-Bachmann-likens-Obama-to-deranged-co-pilot-who-killed-150-people-in-France&)

http://thefederalistpapers.integratedmarket.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/illegal-aliens1.jpg

Interesting connection.

enhanced_deficit
01-02-2019, 05:15 PM
An inspiring news update, former Tea Party (Neocon Wing) leader Michele Bachmann is now a respected member of President Donald Trump’s Evangelical Advisory Board (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/08/30/trumps-evangelical-advisory-board-violates-the-law-advocacy-group-argues-in-new-filing/?utm_term=.2a4bace69853).

Anti Globalist
01-02-2019, 05:41 PM
Bachman is straight garbage. I remember watching videos of Ron Paul just destroying her in the debates. If she loves Jesus so much, maybe she should support ending all the illegal wars.

enhanced_deficit
01-02-2019, 06:29 PM
Well that was before MNGA (Make Neocons Great Again) breakthrough, almost all of them have been cleansed/reformed/reborn now by golden touch.

TheCount
01-02-2019, 07:04 PM
My post-rapture pet care services are still available. Pre-purchase now before it's too late!

oyarde
01-02-2019, 07:07 PM
What if Jesus is coming soon , are you ready ??

Aratus
01-04-2019, 03:42 PM
Mike Pence hovers around as a VEEP but can he win the highest office in the land?

enhanced_deficit
01-04-2019, 05:11 PM
My post-rapture pet care services are still available. Pre-purchase now before it's too late!

Actually US foreign policy is no longer based on Rapture, it's supposed to be about material things like money and oil going by latest MAGA tweets.


Mike Pence hovers around as a VEEP but can he win the highest office in the land?

With his quiet & low key excellence, is Mike Pence starting to look dangerously Presidential (http://with his quiet & low key excellence, is Mike Pence starting to look dangerously Presidential for 2024 (and even 2020 if Mueller made any big successful play)) for 2024 (and even 2020 if Mueller made any big successful play) ?

Aratus
02-05-2019, 07:09 PM
Actually US foreign policy is no longer based on Rapture, it's supposed to be about material things like money and oil going by latest MAGA tweets.

















With his quiet & low key excellence, is Mike Pence starting to look dangerously Presidential (http://with his quiet & low key excellence, is Mike Pence starting to look dangerously Presidential for 2024 (and even 2020 if Mueller made any big successful play)) for 2024 (and even 2020 if Mueller made any big successful play) ?

:)

Aratus
02-05-2019, 07:10 PM
my point is... 2020 looms.