PDA

View Full Version : EPA buys new office chairs for 16,000 employees; $730 each; some get $813 pencil holder bonus




presence
09-25-2015, 07:38 AM
https://cmatskas.com/content/images/2014/Sep/aeron_miller.jpg


http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/sep/24/golden-hammer-epas-fondness-for-high-end-furniture/





By Kellan Howell (http://www.washingtontimes.com/staff/kellan-howell/) - The Washington Times - Thursday, September 24, 2015



The federal agency that has the job of protecting the environment doesn’t seem to have too much concern for trees, at least the ones cut down to make furniture.


The Environmental Protection Agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) over the past decade has spent a whopping $92.4 million to purchase, rent, install and store office furniture ranging from fancy hickory chairs and a hexagonal wooden table, worth thousands of dollars each, to a simple drawer to store pencils that cost $813.57.




http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31iyLsyxf-L.jpg
[priciest I could find was available at amazon for $100]

The furniture shopping sprees equaled about $6,000 for every one of the agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/)’s 15,492 employees, according to federal spending data made public by the government watchdog OpenTheBooks.com.

And the EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) doesn’t buy just any old office furniture. Most of the agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/)’s contracts are with Michigan-based retailer Herman Miller Inc. According to the contracts, the EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) spent $48.4 million on furnishings from the retailer known for its high-end, modern furniture designs.


Just one of Herman Miller’s “Aeron” office chairs retails for nearly $730 on the store’s website. The EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) has spent tens of thousands of dollars to purchase and install those types of chairs in its offices.


The agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) also paid another high-end retailer, Knoll Inc., nearly $5 million for furnishings. Knoll is known for its specialized modern furnishings, and 40 of its designs are on permanent display in the Museum of Modern Art in New York.


“While private companies and citizens face more and more hardship from government regulation, the EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) literally sits in the easy chair,” said Adam Andrzejewski, founder of OpenTheBooks.com. “The EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) can’t relate to the financial hardships regular Americans face.



It’s Herman Miller furniture for the bureaucrats,
but Ikea for the taxpayers.”


For spending tens of millions of dollars to furnish federal buildings like Wall Street hedge fund offices at taxpayers’ expense, the EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) wins this week’s Golden Hammer, a weekly distinction awarded by The Washington Times highlighting the most egregious examples of wasteful federal spending.


“Apparently the long arm of the regulatory state needs a lot of comfortable chairs and desks to rest its collective elbow on, and EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/)’s ‘elbow-print’ is a big one,” said Pete Sepp, president of the National Taxpayers Union.


The EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) defended its spending, saying the agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) needed the furniture after it moved buildings.


“EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) takes its fiscal responsibility seriously. As a result of GSA leases expiring, numerous EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) offices were required to move or consolidate space between 2000 and 2014. New furniture purchases provided the agency the opportunity to obtain space efficiencies,” the agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) said.


The EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/)’s problem is not new. In 2003, an internal report by Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility warned the agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) to cut back on spending for fancy furniture.


“The amount of money that [EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/)’s office of criminal enforcement, forensics and training] wastes is mind-boggling,” one employee was quoted as saying in the report, adding that the ability of agents to investigate violations is negatively affected by a number of wasteful practices, including “moving and remodeling offices/buying fancy new furniture for the benefit of a favored few.”


Among the thousands of contracts for “household” and office furniture were a hexagonal table ($5,539), hickory chairs ($6,391), a “Galerie lounge chair” with “Galerie settee” ($2,641 for the set), and a pencil drawer ($813.57).


One of the contracts called for a “Herman Miller chair with adjustable arms, swivel, lumbar, caster and tilt,” costing $4,047.


[must be custom... priciest Herman Miller I could find was $1800 http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_st_price-desc-rank?keywords=herman+miller+chair&rh=n%3A1055398%2Cn%3A!13900811%2Cn%3A!1063496%2Cn% 3A!251263011%2Cn%3A1057794%2Ck%3Aherman+miller+cha ir&qid=1443188255&sort=price-desc-rank ]


But the contracts didn’t cover only new furniture. The EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) spent big money to move and store its fancy chairs and desks as well.

In one example, the agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) paid $73,265 to move the furniture out of an Ann Arbor, Michigan, office just to replace the carpeting.

“It’s difficult to conceive how merely moving furniture out of an office to recarpet it could cost over $73,000. That looks like enough to furnish an entire office, not just shuffle around the furnishings already there,” Mr. Sepp said.


He added that private businesses often splurge on nice office furniture, but unlike federal agencies, those businesses are held accountable for their spending.


“Sure, big businesses can spend equally big money on office furniture, but if the costs get excessive, shareholders can demand accountability and vote directly with their dollars. Taxpayers don’t really have the same kind of choice,” Mr. Sepp said.


The revelations of the EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/)’s furniture purchases are the latest in a string of reports on the agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/)’s recklessness.


Last year, internal emails surfaced from a regional EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) office asking employees to please stop defecating in the hallways.


Those emails followed reports that workers in an Alaska EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) office were caught watching porn at work and another employee at the Washington headquarters posed as a CIA agent.


Those reports prompted the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to scold EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) Administrator Gina McCarthy and threatened to hold her in contempt for blocking their investigations into questionable activity.


In 2013, it was revealed that EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) contractors were using a massive warehouse for “secret man caves.”


That same year, a high-level EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) official admitted he stole nearly $900,000 from the government by pretending to work for the CIA in order to skip work for long stretches of time.


“It is not a shock that the same agency (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/) which failed to realize that their top paid employee was a no-show for years, even giving him performance bonuses while he didn’t work, is indulging in high-end office furniture. Apparently at the EPA (http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/environmental-protection-agency/), you need a $750 chair to hide the fact that no one is sitting in it,” said Richard Manning, president of Americans for Limited Government.



Meanwhile, the Wal-Mart website was selling a container to store pencils for just $10.

tod evans
09-25-2015, 07:40 AM
Not one piece of wood in that chair....:(

presence
09-25-2015, 07:47 AM
Not one piece of wood in that chair....:(
No but that see through back might just outlast the average pair of panty hoes

phill4paul
09-25-2015, 08:07 AM
If you keep giving it to them they will keep spending it. ;)

TheTexan
09-25-2015, 08:14 AM
This is America, our government employees deserve only the best

Occam's Banana
09-25-2015, 09:02 AM
And the EPA doesn’t buy just any old office furniture. Most of the agency's contracts are with Michigan-based retailer Herman Miller Inc. According to the contracts, the EPA spent $48.4 million on furnishings from the retailer known for its high-end, modern furniture designs.

Just one of Herman Miller’s “Aeron” office chairs retails for nearly $730 on the store’s website. The EPA has spent tens of thousands of dollars to purchase and install those types of chairs in its offices.

The agency also paid another high-end retailer, Knoll Inc., nearly $5 million for furnishings. Knoll is known for its specialized modern furnishings, and 40 of its designs are on permanent display in the Museum of Modern Art in New York.

Cue Milton Friedman's "four ways to spend money" ...

Anti Federalist
09-25-2015, 10:42 AM
Now you know why VW has to get fined 18 billion.

ZENemy
09-25-2015, 10:48 AM
Why the fuck would they care? We just keep paying for anything and everything they do.

its like giving you kid a credit card, allowing them to buy whatever they want, get mad at them, ground them, scold them but don't take the CC away, just keep paying it. Makes perfect sense right?

Not realizing all along, just cancel the CC, bam, done.

Anti Federalist
09-25-2015, 10:51 AM
Why the fuck would they care? We just keep willing pay for anything and everything they do.

its like giving you kid a credit card, allowing them to buy whatever they want, get mad at them but don't take the CC away, just keep paying it.

Not realizing all along, just cancel the CC, bam, done.

Why do you hate hate clean air, cuddly bears and trees, comrade?

phill4paul
09-25-2015, 10:53 AM
... just cancel the CC, bam, done.

Time the "pre-paid" card is put to better use.

https://img1.etsystatic.com/044/0/8448134/il_570xN.654132399_d7kr.jpg

Brian4Liberty
09-25-2015, 11:12 AM
EPA’s fondness for high-end furniture costs taxpayers $92 million (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/sep/24/golden-hammer-epas-fondness-for-high-end-furniture/)
By Kellan Howell - Thursday, September 24, 2015

The federal agency that has the job of protecting the environment doesn’t seem to have too much concern for trees, at least the ones cut down to make furniture.

The Environmental Protection Agency over the past decade has spent a whopping $92.4 million to purchase, rent, install and store office furniture ranging from fancy hickory chairs and a hexagonal wooden table, worth thousands of dollars each, to a simple drawer to store pencils that cost $813.57.

The furniture shopping sprees equaled about $6,000 for every one of the agency’s 15,492 employees, according to federal spending data made public by the government watchdog OpenTheBooks.com.

And the EPA doesn’t buy just any old office furniture. Most of the agency’s contracts are with Michigan-based retailer Herman Miller Inc. According to the contracts, the EPA spent $48.4 million on furnishings from the retailer known for its high-end, modern furniture designs.
...
The agency also paid another high-end retailer, Knoll Inc., nearly $5 million for furnishings. Knoll is known for its specialized modern furnishings, and 40 of its designs are on permanent display in the Museum of Modern Art in New York.

“While private companies and citizens face more and more hardship from government regulation, the EPA literally sits in the easy chair,” said Adam Andrzejewski, founder of OpenTheBooks.com. “The EPA can’t relate to the financial hardships regular Americans face. It’s Herman Miller furniture for the bureaucrats, but Ikea for the taxpayers.”
...
But the contracts didn’t cover only new furniture. The EPA spent big money to move and store its fancy chairs and desks as well.

In one example, the agency paid $73,265 to move the furniture out of an Ann Arbor, Michigan, office just to replace the carpeting.

“It’s difficult to conceive how merely moving furniture out of an office to recarpet it could cost over $73,000. That looks like enough to furnish an entire office, not just shuffle around the furnishings already there,” Mr. Sepp said.
...
More: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/sep/24/golden-hammer-epas-fondness-for-high-end-furniture/

ZENemy
09-25-2015, 11:15 AM
Why do you hate hate clean air, cuddly bears and trees, comrade?

lol!

ZENemy
09-25-2015, 11:15 AM
:D
Time the "pre-paid" card is put to better use.

https://img1.etsystatic.com/044/0/8448134/il_570xN.654132399_d7kr.jpg

XTreat
09-25-2015, 11:35 AM
I work at a alphabet agency (No Such Agency), this is the chair I am sitting in right now.

http://store.steelcase.com/seating/office-desk-chairs/think

luctor-et-emergo
09-25-2015, 11:36 AM
Don't they fill black budgets by siphoning off money from ridiculously overpriced items ? So it looks all tidy in the books until you find out they spent 500$ on a freakin toilet seat.

georgiaboy
09-25-2015, 11:40 AM
hey Rand -- another opportunity placed in your lap

TheTexan
09-25-2015, 12:40 PM
I work at a alphabet agency (No Such Agency), this is the chair I am sitting in right now.

http://store.steelcase.com/seating/office-desk-chairs/think

It's hard work keeping America safe, glad you're sitting comfortably.

We should discuss. I have some people to report.

alucard13mm
09-25-2015, 03:37 PM
A reason why the usps is going broke because all the other departments that mail things through the usps has their own mailing budget. Apparently all those federal departments like epa, education, fbi mail things and only give out IOU that never gets paid... so usps eats the cost.

Anyways... why the fuck do they get fancy shit when they fail horribly like accidentally releasing mine water...

phill4paul
09-25-2015, 03:47 PM
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRt85UooPLCzESmF91KP-UKh1Lws4C_AFcw5JTgHzs0gbggjoba

Krugminator2
09-25-2015, 03:51 PM
I will say this in defense of the EPA. I used to break chairs every year or so. I bought an Aeron chair in 2010. They really are good chairs. It is what I am sitting on right now. They are comfortable and they last much longer than a generic office chair.

Anti Federalist
09-25-2015, 04:13 PM
I work at a alphabet agency (No Such Agency), this is the chair I am sitting in right now.

http://store.steelcase.com/seating/office-desk-chairs/think

$798???!!!

Sorry, but if I had my way, you guys would be sitting in a soup line.

Slave Mentality
09-25-2015, 04:14 PM
I will say this in defense of the EPA. I used to break chairs every year or so. I bought an Aeron chair in 2010. They really are good chairs. It is what I am sitting on right now. They are comfortable and they last much longer than a generic office chair.

Yeah well fuck those guys with their sweet chairs. My chair sucks because I am paying for the chairs of too many others.

Anti Federalist
09-25-2015, 04:16 PM
Yeah well fuck those guys with their sweet chairs. My chair sucks because I am paying for the chairs of too many others.

STFU Mundane.

How dare you deny our hard working masters the comfort they need to keep us all safe and out of trouble.

Reported.

Occam's Banana
09-25-2015, 04:37 PM
I recall a story (this was in the '90s, I think) about a state university that bought a metric shit-ton of desks and chairs - and then warehoused them all. They didn't buy them because they actually needed them. They bought them because they hadn't spent all the money the state had allocated to them for that fiscal year - and if they came in "under budget" they'd get correspondingly less money the following year. (And IIRC, shortly afterwards they had to auction off most of the desks and chairs at a steep discount because they were taking up too much space in their warehouse facilities ...)

timosman
09-25-2015, 07:49 PM
They bought 16,000 chairs and paid retail @$729.00 - http://store.hermanmiller.com/Products/Aeron-Chair
The price at this volume should be at most $300. Looks like somebody got $2mil or more in kickbacks. What a deal!

JK/SEA
09-26-2015, 10:05 AM
saving money so they can buy new chairs...

http://www.wired.com/2013/04/drone-budget/

''Drones may be the Obama administration’s signature weapon. But the new, $615 billion Pentagon budget shows that the boom in spending on drones is a thing of the past.''

RonPaulIsGreat
09-26-2015, 04:48 PM
I do have a very expense computer chair, though I got it at an auction. However, after using it for years, it developed rips, so the solution when paying for things yourself is DUCT TAPE, and it's good as new! It should last a few years. When I see government doing that, I'll believe they are using tax payer money efficiently.

Looking at the picture, the structure of my computer chair is far superior. It's chunky, it was like the executives chair at a casino that shutdown.

jbauer
09-27-2015, 08:52 PM
They bought 16,000 chairs and paid retail @$729.00 - http://store.hermanmiller.com/Products/Aeron-Chair
The price at this volume should be at most $300. Looks like somebody got $2mil or more in kickbacks. What a deal!

Exactly what I was a thinking...no quantity discount? I smell a rat. Kick backs or nephew who sold it. Something.

kpitcher
09-27-2015, 10:52 PM
I recall a story (this was in the '90s, I think) about a state university that bought a metric shit-ton of desks and chairs - and then warehoused them all. They didn't buy them because they actually needed them. They bought them because they hadn't spent all the money the state had allocated to them for that fiscal year - and if they came in "under budget" they'd get correspondingly less money the following year. (And IIRC, shortly afterwards they had to auction off most of the desks and chairs at a steep discount because they were taking up too much space in their warehouse facilities ...)

This is typical. A friend just quit working for a state university who had the same budget rules, if it's not used your budget is reduced the next fiscal year.

PRB
09-28-2015, 02:10 PM
Exactly what I was a thinking...no quantity discount? I smell a rat. Kick backs or nephew who sold it. Something.

I agree. They probably figured the government won't argue with them, so just charge what they like. it might even be a no bid purchase.

PRB
09-28-2015, 02:11 PM
This is typical. A friend just quit working for a state university who had the same budget rules, if it's not used your budget is reduced the next fiscal year.

then why not waste it on employee bonuses? at least they can take it home or get taxed for it

timosman
09-28-2015, 02:15 PM
then why not waste it on employee bonuses? at least they can take it home or get taxed for it

A different appropriation :)

FindLiberty
09-29-2015, 07:33 AM
...They really are good chairs. It is what I am sitting on right now. They are comfortable and they last much longer than a generic office chair.

Yea, I love both of mine too. I snagged a full size chair (and an identical, but smaller version) for free, right from the curb on the night before a neighborhood "amnesty" trash day pickup.

It was obvious why ONE of them had been thrown away. There was some sort of defect with the full sized chair that had caused the pneumatic support piston rod to "deploy", poking WAY THE HECK out of the BOTTOM of the chair (by approximately the length of an adult descending colon).

It was an easy repair that's lasted for over a decade now! I fixed it (my chair) by simply adding a large washer to hold those guts back in place.

My only design improvement suggestion (no, I'm not talking about inverting that entire piston assembly!) would be to redesign the arm height adjustment clamps with interlocking detent teeth instead of ONLY relying on the smooth friction grip applied with the thumb wheel. That would keep the two arms from slipping when excess downward pressure is applied as an infirm person might do as they stand up from a seated position.

kpitcher
09-30-2015, 10:52 PM
then why not waste it on employee bonuses? at least they can take it home or get taxed for it

I believe a bonus has to go through the HR department and has rules for that sort of thing. Buying equipment or services falls within the normal budget process of the department so they can suck up the excess funds./

PRB
10-05-2015, 06:04 AM
I believe a bonus has to go through the HR department and has rules for that sort of thing. Buying equipment or services falls within the normal budget process of the department so they can suck up the excess funds./

If it were a private business, how do they incentivize honest purchasing other than forcing all purchases to be open bidding? do they pay employees for saving money?