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luctor-et-emergo
08-31-2015, 09:50 AM
NBC and Electus announced this morning President Obama will become the “first U.S. president to receive a crash course in survival techniques from Bear Grylls,” when he appears with Grylls in a Special Edition of Running Wild With Bear Grylls, during his visit to Alaska.

http://deadline.com/2015/08/obama-bear-grylls-nbc-alaska-mount-mckinley-1201510738/

Discuss. :o

tod evans
08-31-2015, 10:28 AM
Fuck Alaska!

Drop the SOB anywhere in the Ozarks.....:cool:

Seraphim
08-31-2015, 10:37 AM
"Is this here one of them firearms I'm trying to ban? I may need that to shoot that bear"

luctor-et-emergo
08-31-2015, 10:51 AM
Survival is a bit different than golf....

I don't know what they will do but it's probably not going to be too exciting.

dannno
08-31-2015, 10:54 AM
lol.. Obama going on a fake survival show.. lol...

This is the guy who stays in hotels with his crew and pretends to camp.. This is the guy showing himself crossing a big crevice in the earth, a crevice that ended 30 yards away and was a couple hundred yards from a major highway..

He does drink water squeezed out of elephant dung, though.

luctor-et-emergo
08-31-2015, 11:03 AM
lol.. Obama going on a fake survival show.. lol...

This is the guy who stays in hotels with his crew and pretends to camp.. This is the guy showing himself crossing a big crevice in the earth, a crevice that ended 30 yards away and was a couple hundred yards from a major highway..

He does drink water squeezed out of elephant dung, though.

He also sells really overpriced low quality 'survival gear'.

http://gearmoose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Bear-Grylls-Ultimate-Pack_fulljpg.jpg

Most of it looks like toys to me, besides, I'd never take anything orange with me when I go out. Except for the inside of the rain-cover for my ruck-sack. That's big enough to signal with. No need for anything else that's orange.

http://images.knifecenter.com/thumb/1500x1500/knifecenter/frostswed/images/FT10791a.jpg
This is the knife I've been using over the past 10 years. Rockhard steel but it keeps a good edge. It's about time to get a new one since I've sharpened and polished it way too many times. Just a simple cheap (for the kind of quality it is) swedish knife. Some 35$ or so I think. Good stuff.

Suzanimal
08-31-2015, 12:18 PM
Might be worth watching if he has to drink his own piss.

Sola_Fide
08-31-2015, 12:22 PM
Can the episode end where the guy doesn't survive and gets lost in the woods?

Please?

tod evans
08-31-2015, 12:25 PM
This is the knife I've been using over the past 10 years. Rockhard steel but it keeps a good edge. It's about time to get a new one since I've sharpened and polished it way too many times. Just a simple cheap (for the kind of quality it is) swedish knife. Some 35$ or so I think. Good stuff.

As a guy who makes his living with sharp steel I'd like to put in a plug for Solingen German steel...

Lucille
08-31-2015, 01:48 PM
Obama is the most unmanly man the WH has ever seen.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L5VPnqb9Jek/UYMwGKdVHWI/AAAAAAAAV0Q/b-ObyBjSrMo/s1600/389004_10151659939130087_589940525_n-890.jpg

I hope he gets eaten by a bear.

It's to push the globalist bullshit known as global warming, of course.

https://reason.com/blog/2015/08/31/obama-off-to-alaska-to-confront-man-made


President Barack Obama is going to spend three days this week personally inspecting the ravages of man-made climate change in the Land of the Midnight Sun. The President is seeking to burnish his climate change policy legacy. As Whitehouse.gov explains:


President Obama is traveling through Alaska to shine a spotlight on the impacts of climate change, one of the biggest threats we face ... it is being driven by human activity, and it is disrupting Americans’ lives right now.

satchelmcqueen
08-31-2015, 02:58 PM
t5his will be the most faked footage ever.

Suzanimal
08-31-2015, 04:47 PM
first U.S. president to receive a crash course in survival techniques

How about a crash course in economics?

Warrior_of_Freedom
08-31-2015, 05:20 PM
that show sucks lol I watched one with some celebrity from... fast and furious? Not sure. They eat a rat boiled in piss, climb a rock, get to the other side, and that's the end of the episode.

Origanalist
08-31-2015, 05:28 PM
Oh goody! Will Trump be on it too?

PaulConventionWV
09-01-2015, 06:45 AM
lol.. Obama going on a fake survival show.. lol...

This is the guy who stays in hotels with his crew and pretends to camp.. This is the guy showing himself crossing a big crevice in the earth, a crevice that ended 30 yards away and was a couple hundred yards from a major highway..

He does drink water squeezed out of elephant dung, though.

Everyone says that's fake, but the whole reason he's on TV is not to actually survive, but to show others how to survive, so it doesn't matter if he's actually really close to a highway or stays in a hotel because the situation he's conveying is quite real and it's still just as educational.

Suzanimal
09-01-2015, 06:50 AM
Fuck Alaska!

Drop the SOB anywhere in the Ozarks.....:cool:

Or the Appalachia.

Maybe they could do a Survivor/Naked and Afraid combo show.

http://i.imgur.com/LToWymam.png

JusticeBob
09-01-2015, 12:49 PM
So I guess this is sort like the whole Putin image make it masculine kind of thing. There's video circulating in Russia of Putin shooting, riding horses, etc., so maybe the administration is doing something like that? Who knows what they're thinking.

Lucille
09-07-2015, 01:03 PM
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LOL

The Narcissist brought his selfie stick with him, of course.

http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/v1/unsecured/media/4221396001/201509/1938/4221396001_4465190240001_barack.jpg?pubId=42213960 01

klamath
09-07-2015, 02:49 PM
lol.. Obama going on a fake survival show.. lol...

This is the guy who stays in hotels with his crew and pretends to camp.. This is the guy showing himself crossing a big crevice in the earth, a crevice that ended 30 yards away and was a couple hundred yards from a major highway..

He does drink water squeezed out of elephant dung, though. Well maybe Obama can drink so water squeezed out a R type elephants dung.... Yeaw he is a joke and gets his show only for the ewww value of the disgusting stuff he can eat.

Tankman
09-07-2015, 05:04 PM
Bear Grylls must call off the survival show.

Tankman
09-07-2015, 05:23 PM
There is no need for celebrities on Man v/s Wild and survival shows.

Tankman
09-09-2015, 01:19 PM
Washington: US President Barack Obama chowed on half-eaten salmon stashed away by an Alaskan bear, during a recent television shoot with British adventurer Bear Grylls. ;)

http://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/watch-obama-gets-bears-leftover-fish-for-snack-on-an-outing-with-bear-grylls/ar-AAe6eEh?li=AA9AP2o&ocid=mailsignout

Beggars are not choosers :D :D

dannno
09-09-2015, 01:29 PM
Obama's appearance is just the latest in a series of White House efforts to reach new audiences with an environmental message.

During the trip to Alaska, Obama also highlighted the impact of climate change, which has caused rising sea levels, shrinking glaciers, and melting permafrost.

The full episode is expected to air later this year.
..

Tankman
09-09-2015, 01:31 PM
During the trip to Alaska, Obama also highlighted the impact of climate change, which has caused rising sea levels, shrinking glaciers, and melting permafrost.
Why did Barack Obama create $4 Trillion out of thin air ?

dannno
09-09-2015, 01:34 PM
Why did Barack Obama create $4 Trillion out of thin air ?

To get to the "other side" ?

http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE1LzA5LzA5L2JjL0NvbGJlcnRBbXVsLjlmNmIxLmpwZw pwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/87eb2069/6ae/Colbert-Amulet.jpg

Lucille
09-09-2015, 02:05 PM
He stole salmon from a bear? Is that bear's life not hard enough without a filthy rich elitist stealing its food? Typical entitled prog, helping himself to something that doesn't belong to him. Too bad the bear didn't catch him in the act.

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?481334-Obama-to-go-on-TV-survival-show

Tankman
09-09-2015, 02:22 PM
He stole salmon from a bear? Is that bear's life not hard enough without a filthy rich elitist stealing its food? Typical entitled prog, helping himself to something that doesn't belong to him. Too bad the bear didn't catch him in the act.

Survival programs such as Man v/s Wild can make life difficult for wild animals if more and more people try to survive in the wild.

Now in a TV program they are taking 4 SUV cars in wilds of Alaska. There are more than 6 survival programs on TV.

Slave Mentality
09-09-2015, 03:45 PM
Or the Appalachia.

Maybe they could do a Survivor/Naked and Afraid combo show.

http://i.imgur.com/LToWymam.png

Leave my brother out of this shit.

anaconda
09-10-2015, 02:07 AM
He'll learn how to light a cigarette by rubbing two sticks together.