Sir Groucho de Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.” -- Groucho Marx

[Suzanimal]

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" ~Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"POLITICS is the OTHER opiate of the people." -- Groucho Marx

(OK, I just made that one up, with apologies to both Karl and Groucho)

[Occam's Banana]

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.” -- Groucho Marx

Misattributed: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Groucho_Marx#Misattributed


Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Apparently attributed to Marx in Bennett Cerf (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennett_Cerf)'s Try and Stop Me (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Try_and_Stop_Me_%28book%29), first published in 1944. A citation of this can been seen in the Kentucky New Era on November 9, 1964 (http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=X-orAAAAIBAJ&sjid=ZWcFAAAAIBAJ&pg=4581,3323702&dq=art-of-looking-for-trouble&hl=en). Also attributed to Marx by Rand Paul (https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Rand_Paul) in "The Long Stand," ch. 1 of Taking a Stand: Moving Beyond Partisan Politics to Unite America (New York, N. Y.: Center Street, 26 May 2015), p. 5.
The original quotation ("Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedy.") belongs to Sir Ernest Benn (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Benn); a first known citation reportedly appears in the Springfield (MA) Republican on July 27, 1930.

[Ronin Truth]

Misattributed: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Groucho_Marx#Misattributed

I've seen it both ways. It still works. <shrug>

[acptulsa]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1fZvH7FkdY

[Ronin Truth]

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[Ronin Truth]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[The Rebel Poet]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1fZvH7FkdY
Must...spread...reputation

This is one of my favorite movies, and the single greatest movie ever made about Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

[Ronin Truth]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[osan]

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.” -- Groucho Marx

But not through foppishness, for were that so the odds would pretty well guarantee that once in a blue moon we would see a result with which we were pleased and that was actually beneficial to the rights and liberties of people.

[Ronin Truth]

But not through foppishness, for were that so the odds would pretty well guarantee that once in a blue moon we would see a result with which we were pleased and that was actually beneficial to the rights and liberties of people.

Even a blind pig can manage to turn up a truffle, once in a while.

[Ronin Truth]

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[Ronin Truth]

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[Ronin Truth]

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[Ronin Truth]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[Ronin Truth]

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[Ronin Truth]

Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[Ronin Truth]

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[Ronin Truth]

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[The Rebel Poet]

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/MbD6jAhYkwdPlLmihPvTbElpGe0IuoYX1Jq61eJc_90=w512-h384-no

[Ronin Truth]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/MbD6jAhYkwdPlLmihPvTbElpGe0IuoYX1Jq61eJc_90=w512-h384-no

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) :(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_Marx

[Ronin Truth]

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[acptulsa]

The great thing about the Marx Brothers to me is that extra level Chico and Groucho rise to. Groucho starts out acting as straight man, and sets up Chico. Chico delivers the punch line. Now, if Stan Laurel or Lou Costello delivers a punch line, that's it. But after Chico delivers his punch line, Groucho makes a sarcastic comment on it which is funnier than the punch line.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ddhrz0XKySQ

Not that Harpo wasn't a great thing about the Marx Brothers too.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dCQCBmcPl2U

[The Rebel Poet]

"Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."

[Ronin Truth]

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html)

[Ronin Truth]

"Women should be obscene and not heard." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Go, and never darken my towels again." -- Groucho Marx

[Suzanimal]

Are you a Marxist, RT? :D

[Suzanimal]

And why is this under New York?:confused:

[acptulsa]

Are you a Marxist, RT? :D

He is! As am I. He cheerfully admitted it to me long before you decided to grace us with your presence.


And why is this under New York?:confused:

I presume it's because he's mimicking my Sir Rogers de Claremore thread. I called it that because that is a line from the Will Rogers movie based on the Twain book: A Connecticut Yankee. I put that thread in the Oklahoma section because Rogers is famously associated with our state, so I figured that would make it easier for people to find. Not much forum slide in that subforum. And if he was going to pay me the compliment of imitation (or just satarize the hell out of me) in his choice of thread title, why wouldn't he go all the way?

Besides, the were from Brooklyn and it does make this thread easy to find. New Yorkers may believe everything happens there and nothing happens elsewhere. But the New York subforum has even less slide than the Oklahoma forum. Which makes sense, since we are making far greater strides back toward liberty than New York ever will.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=j5lU52aWTJo

[Ronin Truth]

And why is this under New York?:confused:

Because that's where he and his brothers were born and raised. ;) :)

[Ronin Truth]

Are you a Marxist, RT? :D

In this instance, actually yes. I'm also a Laurel and Hardyist too, among a few others.

[Suzanimal]

He is! As am I. He cheerfully admitted it to me long before you decided to grace us with your presence.


Can I join the Marxists? :) I contributed to the thread, if that counts for anything.


Because that's where he and his brothers were born and raised. ;) :)

A good a reason as any.

[Ronin Truth]

He is! As am I. He cheerfully admitted it to me long before you decided to grace us with your presence.



I presume it's because he's mimicking my Sir Rogers de Claremore thread. I called it that because that is a line from the Will Rogers movie based on the Twain book: A Connecticut Yankee. I put that thread in the Oklahoma section because Rogers is famously associated with our state, so I figured that would make it easier for people to find. Not much forum slide in that subforum. And if he was going to pay me the compliment of imitation (or just satarize the hell out of me) in his choice of thread title, why wouldn't he go all the way?

Besides, the were from Brooklyn and it does make this thread easy to find. New Yorkers may believe everything happens there and nothing happens elsewhere. But the New York subforum has even less slide than the Oklahoma forum. Which makes sense, since we are making far greater strides back toward liberty than New York ever will.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=j5lU52aWTJo

Don't forget "Sir Yogi de Berra".

[acptulsa]

Can I join the Marxists? :)

You already have.

But perhaps we should call ourselves Marxesists instead--to avoid confusion.

Not that avoiding confusion is always a good thing. For example, it's certainly a good thing when Groucho says to cross the viaduct and Chico asks, 'Why a duck?'


https://youtube.com/watch?v=ECODePT6VHM

Hey, Universal Studios. I'm trying to advertise some of your property so you can sell it. How obnoxious a bunch of dumbasses do you have to be to prevent me from doing so? Not even an excerpt? Stupid.

Or is it that NBC/General Electric buys rights to this stuff not to distribute it, but just to censor it?

[Suzanimal]

You already have.

But perhaps we should call ourselves Marxesists instead--to avoid confusion.

Good idea. You're obviously the brains of the operation.:cool:

[Ronin Truth]

Can I join the Marxists? :) I contributed to the thread, if that counts for anything.



A good a reason as any.

You're in. ;) We'll just bill you for the initiation fees and quarterly dues. (Mastercard?) :D

(Are you really sure that you want to be admitted to a club that would have you as a member?)

[Ronin Truth]

Good idea. You're obviously the brains of the operation.:cool:

HEY! :p

[Suzanimal]

You're in. ;) We'll just bill you for the initiation fees and quarterly dues. (Mastercard?) :D

My avatar should suffice. If not, check out my profile pic. :)
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?477739-MasterCard-s-Gonna-Let-You-Pay-With-Your-Face


(Are you really sure that you want to be admitted to a club that would have you as a member?)

I'm not a purist.:)

[Suzanimal]

HEY! :p

You're the founding father of the Marxesists (and google searches). You can't do it all, RT. It's your birthday week, you're going to be too busy drinking and eating to be the brains of the operation.

Why yes I do...:)
http://i.imgur.com/l8EP1dU.gif

[Ronin Truth]

My avatar should suffice. If not, check out my profile pic. :)
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?477739-MasterCard-s-Gonna-Let-You-Pay-With-Your-Face



I'm not a purist.:)

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=&bih=&q=groucho+marx+quotes&gbv=2&oq=groucho+marx+&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.0.0l10.3547.7797.0.11328.13.12.0.1.1.0.250.20 47.0j4j6.10.0....0...1ac.1.34.heirloom-hp..2.11.2094.OASwTBEGv2A

Groucho was a Libra too. That gets you some added points. ;)

[Suzanimal]

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=&bih=&q=groucho+marx+quotes&gbv=2&oq=groucho+marx+&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.0.0l10.3547.7797.0.11328.13.12.0.1.1.0.250.20 47.0j4j6.10.0....0...1ac.1.34.heirloom-hp..2.11.2094.OASwTBEGv2A

That search should be in every Marxesist toolbox.

And in honor of our founding fathers birthday tomorrow...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. ~ Sir Groucho de Marx

[Ronin Truth]

That search should be in every Marxesist toolbox.

And in honor of our founding fathers birthday tomorrow...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. ~ Sir Groucho de Marx


http://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?wgid=wgeJwtjsEKgzAQRL-m0MIKm5hQ27BnT7WHUorHqKERiSkxkvr3jdDbMMzMmzROI3H1d qSZmge66fCFOvi1tx4ccGAIrLogYHUtJViZ4K0XQGhMOnBsfZi gabM6Ph8nOIuEIHAWJawgJBRcSMxdpYdu1s7Qfznnd9BuDzoa4 tm499F3JmS181QXt08-5qIlHZOyy0YFU2Eh9qp_6ow2Hw

There will be a pop quiz later.

[Ronin Truth]

You're the founding father of the Marxesists (and google searches). You can't do it all, RT. It's your birthday week, you're going to be too busy drinking and eating to be the brains of the operation.

Why yes I do...:)
http://i.imgur.com/l8EP1dU.gif

Nice save there. ;) :D

[Suzanimal]

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=&bih=&q=groucho+marx+quotes&gbv=2&oq=groucho+marx+&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.0.0l10.3547.7797.0.11328.13.12.0.1.1.0.250.20 47.0j4j6.10.0....0...1ac.1.34.heirloom-hp..2.11.2094.OASwTBEGv2A

Groucho was a Libra too. That gets you some added points. ;)

:)

I've obviously found my tribe.



There will be a pop quiz later.

:(
I don't test well. I've failed two pregnancy tests and a drug test.


Nice save there. ;) :D

Thanks:cool:

[Ronin Truth]

Groucho's Sun/Moon Combo (Sun in Libra, Moon in Pisces)

Nothing is of its nature evil, and nothing is of its nature good. Evil is only excess, good is simply balance. All things are subject to abuse, all things are susceptible to beneficial use. And balance does not consist in denial, or excess of indulgence. (John Whiteside Parsons, born with Sun in Libra and Moon in Pisces)

The Sun is in Libra, and the Moon is in Pisces from 21:05 GMT 14 October 2013, to 1:17 GMT 17 October 2013. This combination mixes cardinal Air and mutable Water, blending Libra’s balance, gentleness, harmony and diplomacy with Pisces’ imagination, empathy and devotion.

Libra/Pisces bestow a naturally helpful attitude with the sincere desire to dispense blessings, supporting everyone in experiencing joy and love. Inspired by a spontaneous sense of wholeness, this binary easily embraces spiritual and healing ventures, knowing how to fit into the web of life, trusting, and surrendering to its motion, while also taking the necessary initiatives.

Libra/Pisces have no spontaneous awareness of boundaries in relationships. Everything is experienced as fluid and collective, part of the same whole. In love matters, it is the presence of love that counts, unrelated to permanent individuals, which makes it difficult to be conventionally faithful, unless there is conscious effort. Libra/Pisces have definitely a multidimensional perception in their relationships, with the capacity to engage with a variety of features, challenging the ordinary framework of time and space.

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning. (Aleister Crowley, born with Sun in Libra and Moon in Pisces)

The awareness of their identity, as well as the identity of others is subject to constant changes, and may even disappear or be affected by radical shapeshifting.

I've often thought that there isn't any "I" at all; that we are simply the means of expression of something else; that when we think we are ourselves, we are simply the victims of a delusion. (Aleister Crowley, born with Sun in Libra and Moon in Pisces)

Libra and Pisces are in quincunx aspect, an angle of 150°, which is five-twelfths of the 360°. This aspect tends to cause slides into parallel universes affecting what happens in everyday reality. The influence can be moderate, yet in some circumstances rather abrupt. Depending on the level of consciousness of the individuals involved, it can be experienced in harmonious or disharmonious ways.


http://www.astroshamans.com/2013/10/sun-in-libra-moon-in-pisces.html

[Ronin Truth]

"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." -- Groucho Marx

[Suzanimal]

"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’." -- Groucho Marx


I think we know which friend I would be. :D

[Ronin Truth]

I think we know which friend I would be. :D


WWGD?

[Ronin Truth]

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!

Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." -- Groucho Marx

[Suzanimal]

http://i.imgur.com/7G9JEF9.gif

[Ronin Truth]

" 'Duck Soup' was on TCM last night, and I overdosed." -- Me

[The Rebel Poet]

" 'Duck Soup' was on TCM last night, and I overdosed." -- Me
God I love that movie.

And why the hell didn't more people heed the warnings back then? I want to make a time machine and slap some people.

[Ronin Truth]

God I love that movie.

And why the hell didn't more people heed the warnings back then? I want to make a time machine and slap some people.

+Rep! :)

[Ronin Truth]

"I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker." -- Groucho Marx

[acptulsa]

God I love that movie.

And why the hell didn't more people heed the warnings back then? I want to make a time machine and slap some people.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=yyeKYQdYISg

[Ronin Truth]

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women." -- Groucho Marx

[The Rebel Poet]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yyeKYQdYISg
Can someone explain to me how the Marx Brothers knew back in 1933 that there would be another World War and that Roosevelt would be dying to get in it? Amazing foresight.

[Ronin Truth]

Can someone explain to me how the Marx Brothers knew back in 1933 that there would be another World War and that Roosevelt would be dying to get in it? Amazing foresight.

A flashback about WWI? Wilson wanted in.

duck soup WWII prescience

https://www.google.com/search?q=duck+soup+WWII+prescience&hl=en&biw=&bih=&gbv=2&oq=duck+soup+WWII+prescience&gs_l=heirloom-serp.12...118047.140765.0.145219.28.27.1.0.0.0.266 .3155.7j17j1.25.0....0...1ac.1.34.heirloom-serp..15.13.1796.DVZypZhsj-k

[acptulsa]

Can someone explain to me how the Marx Brothers knew back in 1933 that there would be another World War and that Roosevelt would be dying to get in it? Amazing foresight.

Let's examine the equation.

Hitler is already in power, breaking the Treaty of Versailles by building weapons, and rabble rousing against the Jews and certain neighboring countries...

PLUS


"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.” -- Groucho Marx

Looks like what that adds up to to me.

[Ronin Truth]

"A man’s only as old as the woman he feels." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt." -- Groucho Marx

[Suzanimal]

http://i.imgur.com/AF85js7m.png

[Ronin Truth]

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped." -- Groucho Marx

[Suzanimal]

http://i.imgur.com/kumWAgQ.gif
The story of my life.

[Ronin Truth]

"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"When I heard about [the Broadway play] “Hair”, I was kind of curious about the six naked primates on stage. So I called up the box office and they said tickets were $11 apiece. That’s an awful price to pay. I went into the bathroom at home and took off all my clothes and looked in the mirror for five minutes. And I said, ‘This isn’t worth $11'." -- Groucho Marx

[Suzanimal]

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. ~ Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Man: Are you a man or a mouse?
Groucho: Put a piece of cheese on the floor and you’ll find out." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths." -- Groucho Marx


(Sounds kinda like the Wizard.) :rolleyes:

[Ronin Truth]

"My favorite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can’t make head nor tail out of it." -- Groucho Marx

[The Rebel Poet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBCCS3guxOY

[Ronin Truth]

"If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“Whatever it is, I'm against it.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

“Do you mind if I don't smoke?” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Time wounds all heels.” -- Groucho Marx

[The Rebel Poet]

"Time wounds all heels.” -- Groucho Marx
Damn, I literally just came on to post that one.

[Ronin Truth]

Damn, I literally just came on to post that one.

Obviously a quote whose time HAD come. ;) :D

[Ronin Truth]

“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.” -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home." -- Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/Groucho_Marx/)

[Ronin Truth]

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.” ― Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/author/show/43244.Groucho_Marx)

[Ronin Truth]

“The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?” ― Groucho Marx (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/author/show/43244.Groucho_Marx)

[Ronin Truth]

"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open." -- Groucho Marx

[Ronin Truth]

"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference." -- Groucho Marx

[acptulsa]

This would be a better world for children if the parents had to eat the spinach.

[r3volution 3.0]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

[Ronin Truth]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Got it. Thread page # 1?

Thanks! :)

[acptulsa]

Chico, while playing the same thing over and over on the piano: 'I can't think of the ending.'

Groucho: 'Funny, I can't think of anything else.'

[acptulsa]

Margaret Dumonde, ad libbing as Chico and Harpo make asses of themselves at her character's fancy banquet: 'This is terrible. Can't you do something?'

Groucho: 'I don't have to. They're being funny.'

[acptulsa]

Marilyn Monroe: 'Some men are following me.'

Groucho: 'Really? I can't understand why...'


https://youtube.com/watch?v=9P9S-N3IV10

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'When she walked in, the room revolved.'

'I want to be buried on top of Marilyn Monroe.'