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DamianTV
04-01-2015, 04:02 AM
April Fools!

(I just couldnt help it!)

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So, there are gonna be a LOT of stories like this all over the place! Lets share some of the better ones!

Mr.NoSmile
04-01-2015, 08:00 AM
Lets share some of the better ones!

Given how obvious this one was, this clearly wouldn't qualify as 'better,' but about as subtle as a train wreck.

DamianTV
04-01-2015, 03:49 PM
Given how obvious this one was, this clearly wouldn't qualify as 'better,' but about as subtle as a train wreck.

It was supposed to be for those who are not able to pick up on subtlety.

Cottonelle unveiled a new version of its toilet paper for left-handed people. Finally!
https://twitter.com/cottonelle/status/583249876852609025

... or another one ...

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article10146744.ece/alternates/w460/april.JPG

(Personally, I was always fond of telling fat people that they look like they are in their SEVENTH Trimester of Pregnancy, of course I have a bit of chub too so I can get away with it mostly...)

What April Fools News Stories have you come across today?

Suzanimal
04-01-2015, 04:14 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article10146744.ece/alternates/w460/april.JPG

(Personally, I was always fond of telling fat people that they look like they are in their SEVENTH Trimester of Pregnancy, of course I have a bit of chub too so I can get away with it mostly...)

What April Fools News Stories have you come across today?

:eek::D I bet the ladies love that one.

I just read an article about Black Sapote fruit. It's suppose to taste like and have the texture of chocolate pudding. I'm not sure if it's real but I'm going to investigate further. If it's a hoax, people are just plain mean.:(

Suzanimal
04-01-2015, 04:19 PM
:eek::D I bet the ladies love that one.

I just read an article about Black Sapote fruit. It's suppose to taste like and have the texture of chocolate pudding. I'm not sure if it's real but I'm going to investigate further. If it's a hoax, people are just plain mean.:(

N/m it's the real deal. YAY!
*adds Black Sapote to shopping list*

DamianTV
04-01-2015, 04:40 PM
:eek::D I bet the ladies love that one.

I just read an article about Black Sapote fruit. It's suppose to taste like and have the texture of chocolate pudding. I'm not sure if it's real but I'm going to investigate further. If it's a hoax, people are just plain mean.:(

Naa, I just bag on fat guys, girls got a get out of jail free card on that one. However, I am still looking to sell my waterfront property in the "Gulf of New Mexico"...

Suzanimal
04-01-2015, 04:46 PM
Good one on LRC from Karen Kwiatkowski.:)


Spirit Airlines April Fool’s message is hilarious — Secessionists board 7th! Sadly, we board after the Illuminati, and squirrels, and of all the listed categories, we are definitely the most likely to miss our plane due to TSA goonery. What fun!

https://www.lewrockwell.com/lrc-blog/we-made-the-list/


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2. Members of the Illuminati
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4. Lauries
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7. Secessionists
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If you haven't figured it out by now, we hope you're enjoying your April Fools Day.

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