Opportunity to Self Identify

[sparebulb]

Since copsucking is such the rage now, I think that this is a great time for those that identify themselves as copsuckers to gain the recognition that they deserve.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ_ERuFQxIk

If you are a copsucker, or you know of one, and would like to be acknowledged for your contribution to our society, please step forward and claim the glory that is owed you.

Stand tall and step up and be part of the thin blue line that helps to keep us all safe.

[Zippyjuan]

mmm, Okay. Whatever floats your boat......

[pessimist]

We all know from the workplace that, periodically, we are informed by our employers that we have an opportunity to self identify certain personal factors that might make us special. Those factors include race, national origin, disability, sexual preference, etc.

Since copsucking is such the rage now, I think that this is a great time for those that identify themselves as copsuckers to gain the recognition that they deserve. After all, copsucking is a bit of a fusion between a disability and a same-sex attraction/S&M fetish.

If you are a copsucker, or you know of one, and would like to be acknowledged for your contribution to our society, please step forward and claim the glory that is owed you.

Stand tall and step up and be part of the thin blue line that helps to keep us all safe.


What was the point of this? There is something wrong with my brain tonite.

[sparebulb]

What was the point of this? There is something wrong with my brain tonite.

Think of it as an invitation for people that really, really like cops to celebrate their status. We should encourage them to come on out.

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000vdoKZ_F6gIE/t/200/I0000vdoKZ_F6gIE.jpg

[VIDEODROME]

https://i.imgur.com/boukn.gif