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devil21
11-16-2014, 03:11 AM
So much win, regardless of whether it's bs or real.

http://www.patriotledger.com/article/20141114/NEWS/141117502/10272/NEWS


CARVER – Police say someone shot an ear of corn through a police cruiser’s windshield using a makeshift device.

Police say the corn, which had previously been described only as a “projectile,” damaged the cruiser but did not cause any injuries.
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The driver of the other car said she saw someone getting up off the ground just before the corn was fired.
more at link

NorthCarolinaLiberty
11-16-2014, 03:24 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luctor-et-emergo
11-16-2014, 03:52 AM
How does one 'shoot' an ear of corn. Spud gun ? In any case, if you do, shoot at something you own yourself. Certainly not vehicles with people inside.

Suzanimal
11-16-2014, 07:02 AM
How does one 'shoot' an ear of corn. Spud gun ? In any case, if you do, shoot at something you own yourself. Certainly not vehicles with people inside.

:D

I love corn shooters! All the pumpkin patches and corn mazes around here have them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G9mkYi-ynY

jbauer
11-16-2014, 07:11 AM
Ethanol terrorist.
How does one 'shoot' an ear of corn. Spud gun ? In any case, if you do, shoot at something you own yourself. Certainly not vehicles with people inside.

Dr.3D
11-16-2014, 10:11 AM
So does the windshield have a corn hole in it?

Suzanimal
11-16-2014, 10:13 AM
So does the windshield have a corn hole in it?

Sounds like someone cornholed the cops.:eek::D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cornholed

JK/SEA
11-16-2014, 10:33 AM
pigs love corn.

whats the beef?

oyarde
11-16-2014, 10:41 AM
I remember reading in the local paper a few yrs ago about a wild turkey stuck in a windshield and I thought that was odd .

navy-vet
11-16-2014, 03:44 PM
So does the windshield have a corn hole in it?
ROFL

devil21
11-16-2014, 05:25 PM
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56264403.jpg

RonPaulFanInGA
11-16-2014, 05:39 PM
Finally, a use for GMO corn.

Occam's Banana
11-16-2014, 06:01 PM
A police sketch of the perpetrator has been released ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Cornholio.jpg