I'm a 'Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine'. What Are You?

[Suzanimal]

We've all heard of "The World's Smallest Political Quiz", but are you ready for the strangest? Then I suggest you check out the "5 Dimensional Political Compass", which has been making the rounds, to much merriment, on Twitter today.

Because the survey measures attitudes in five different political dimensions—collectivism, authoritarianism, internationalism, tribalism, and liberalism—and applies a corresponding label to each, it ends up generating some pretty silly-sounding results. I, for instance, was deemed a Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine. Reason magazine Editor-in-Chief Matt Welch got Right-Leaning Anarchist Non-Interventionist Progressive.

While some of these terms may sound contradictory—conservative libertine? centrist anarchist?—it helps to remember that each label applies to a different political dimension. The quiz also gives you a score, from 100 percent to negative 100 percent, on your collectivist, authoritarian, internationalist, tribalist, and liberal tendencies.


Before anyone goes getting all huffy about how this quiz is imprecise, meaningless, Buzzfeed-worthy drivel: Of course it is! It's also fun. Enjoy.

http://reason.com/blog/2014/11/06/im-a-conservative-anarchist-isolationist


Link to the quiz
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php


My score.


You are a: Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist Liberal

Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 17%

[luctor-et-emergo]

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Liberal

Well If I had known that earlier in life... :D

[green73]

I started to take the quiz and then I remembered what AF always says about these things. :(

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

i'm a cisgendered anti-semite domestic terrorist

[Suzanimal]

i'm a cisgendered anti-semite domestic terrorist

LOL! Where's that genderbender man? I've forgotten what a "cis" is.

[brushfire]

i'm a cisgendered anti-semite domestic terrorist

Beat me to it... I'm with this fkr.

Long live the constitution - behold the 2nd Amendment, federal government should be much smaller, down with Janet!

[William Tell]

It says:

Right-Leaning Anarchist Total-Isolationist Reactionary
Collectivism score: -33%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -67%


Which is weird, especially since it says I have a Tribalism score of 0%, when I'm someone who thinks that almost all power should be in family. Quiz is stupid on so many levels, so many questions have no options that really represent me.

[jkr]

You are a: Right-Leaning Libertarian Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Reactionary
Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: -50%

[Ronin Truth]

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Nationalist Traditionalist


Don't think I buy all of that.

I'd SWAG An-cap Radical libertarian-anarchist voluntaryist.

[presence]

You are a: Right-Leaning Anarchist Isolationist Humanist LiberalCollectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 17%

[Reece]

You are a: Centrist Anarchist Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Progressive

Collectivism score: 0%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 67%

A lot of the questions I had to put "maybe" on, just because I didn't like the wording.

[Ronin Truth]

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Nationalist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: -17%

Don't think I really buy all of that.

I'd SWAG An-cap Radical libertarian-anarchist voluntaryist.

[Occam's Banana]

Apparently, I am an Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Liberal

Collectivism score: -83%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: 17%

[Tywysog Cymru]

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Reactionary
Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: -50%

[JK/SEA]

You are a: Right-Leaning Anti-Government Isolationist Cosmopolitan Moderate
Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: 0%

[tommyrp12]

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist Moderate
Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 0%

[staerker]

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Traditionalist
Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -83%
Liberalism score: -17%

[otherone]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lss78nOGCm1qczh0io1_500.jpg

[otherone]

perfect, but we all knew that...


You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Libertine
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 100%

[jkob]

You are a: Centrist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Traditionalist
Collectivism score: 0%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: -17%

am i still allowed in the club?

[Suzanimal]

You are a: Centrist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Traditionalist
Collectivism score: 0%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: -17%

am i still allowed in the club?

:cool:
Of course.

[dannno]

:confused:

Right-Leaning Anarchist Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Progressive

Collectivism score: -33%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: 67%

[Henry Rogue]

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Liberal
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 33%

[specsaregood]

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Cosmopolitan Moderate
Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: 0%

damnit, I'm no anarchist. stupid thing is clearly broken.

[GunnyFreedom]

lols


You are a: Right-Leaning Anarchist Total-Isolationist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -33%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -33%

[heavenlyboy34]

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Nationalist ReactionaryCollectivism score: -83%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 17%
Liberalism score: -67%
The stupidest and most inaccurate political label evarr given to me, but lolz. :D

[Demigod]

You are a: Right-Leaning Anti-Government Isolationist Humanist Liberal

Collectivism score: -33%
Authoritarianism score: -17%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 17%

[phill4paul]

i'm a cisgendered anti-semite domestic terrorist

/ thread

[phill4paul]

You are a: Right-Leaning Anarchist Isolationist Cosmopolitan Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: -17%

[William Tell]

perfect, but we all knew that...


You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Libertine
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 100%
We will organize a candlelight vigil or something for you.:(

[DaninPA]

LOL


You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: -17%

[Anti-Neocon]

What does this even mean, can someone decipher? It's like they took a bunch of radical sounding words and threw them together, some of which don't describe me at all.

You are a: Left-Leaning Libertarian Isolationist Nationalist Progressive

[Xenliad]

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist Traditionalist
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: -17%

[newbitech]

See a pattern here?

Am I supposed to wear this label on a sweatband while playing racket ball?
Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist Traditionalist

[GunnyFreedom]

Nobody in this thread has not been called an 'isolationist' yet.

ETA - likewise, it appears that nobody in this thread has not been called an "anarchist" yet either.

This quiz may have some bias lol

ETAA -- except for Anti-Neocon. the quiz doesn't think he's an anarchist.

ETAAA - and Demigod and JK/SEA. Ok, it's calling most of us anarchists, and all of us isolationists.

[Suzanimal]

Nobody in this thread has not been called an 'isolationist' yet.

ETA - likewise, it appears that nobody in this thread has not been called an "anarchist" yet either.

This quiz may have some bias lol

Only WoF :D


i'm a cisgendered anti-semite domestic terrorist

[Anti Federalist]

Data mining web bot is data mining.

[William Tell]

This quiz may have some bias lol

ETAA -- except for Anti-Neocon. the quiz doesn't think he's an anarchist.

ETAAA - and Demigod and JK/SEA. Ok, it's calling most of us anarchists, and all of us isolationists.
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56129839.jpg
Lol jk :)

[Natural Citizen]

Data mining web bot is data mining.


.......http://i.imgur.com/6R20Hbq.png

[GunnyFreedom]

Data mining web bot is data mining.

I might care about that, if I hadn't spent the last 7 years of my life desperately trying to publicise my political opinions. :p

[Christian Liberty]

damnit, I'm no anarchist. stupid thing is clearly broken.

Don't worry, I know a theonomist that got "anarchist" to.

I got:


You are a: Right-Leaning Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist Reactionary

Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -67%
Liberalism score: -50%

[cajuncocoa]

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan TraditionalistCollectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: -17%

[Deborah K]

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Cosmopolitan Traditionalist
Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: -17%

wtf?

[Natural Citizen]

See? Now do you know why Reason folk can't define conservatism properly? I try to stay away from that place. Scwewballs...:rolleyes:

[Anti Federalist]

I might care about that, if I hadn't spent the last 7 years of my life desperately trying to publicise my political opinions. :p

LoL - Yeah I know...it's not so much that it's profiling you, so much as these things are the embryonic stages of AI and mapping human responses, desires and thoughts.

The better to control us with... O_o

[Antischism]

You are a: Centrist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Libertine

Collectivism score: 0%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 100%

[Rothbardian Girl]

You are a: Left-Leaning Libertarian Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Libertine
Collectivism score: 17%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 83%

Did not like the way some questions were worded. Pretty hilarious quiz.

[oyarde]

Apparently, I am an Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Liberal

Collectivism score: -83%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: 17%
Cosmopolitan ? Vodka , triple sec , Cranberry and lime ?

[amy31416]

Suzanimal is a libertine? Watch out ladies, she's after yer menfolk!

[amy31416]

I got some anarchist liberal conservative sorta nonsense when I took it the other day.

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think these quizzes are data mining.

[pessimist]

You are a: Socialist Anti-Government Interventionist Nationalist LibertineCollectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: -17%
Internationalism score: 17%
Tribalism score: 17%
Liberalism score: 83%

[Christian Liberty]

I got some anarchist liberal conservative sorta nonsense when I took it the other day.

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think these quizzes are data mining.

If so, I'm in trouble, I've taken lots of them:p

[Suzanimal]

Suzanimal is a libertine? Watch out ladies, she's after yer menfolk!

Nah, that was just the headline. The menfolk around here are safe.

I'm a...


You are a: Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist Liberal

Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 17%

[Anti-Neocon]

You are a: Socialist Anti-Government Interventionist Nationalist Libertine
:eek:
http://www.algemeiner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Nazi-flag.png
I do jest seeing as I was a "Nationalist Progressive" myself. I think all you have to do is oppose immigration to be a "Nationalist" according to that quiz.

[Dianne]

That was fun.

Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -17%

[Lindsey]

LOL

Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist Progressive
Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -67%
Liberalism score: 67%

[francisco]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Humanist Progressive

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -67%
Liberalism score: 67%

[green73]

That was fun.

Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -17%

Dianne, I had no idea.

Is it just me or are most of the ladies here anarchists?

[amy31416]

Dianne, I had no idea.

Is it just me or are most of the ladies here anarchists?

Seems so. Then again the quiz was pretty bullshitty.

[Deborah K]

Dianne, I had no idea.

Is it just me or are most of the ladies here anarchists?

My score said I was one, and I'm not, so it's just for shits and giggles I guess.

[Thaddaeus]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist ReactionaryCollectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -67%

[green73]

My score said I was one, and I'm not, so it's just for shits and giggles I guess.

http://mysticmedusa.com/wp-content/uploads/Lestat.gif

[pessimist]

I do jest seeing as I was a "Nationalist Progressive" myself. I think all you have to do is oppose immigration to be a "Nationalist" according to that quiz.

I put "maybe" for the immigration question.

I operate on the idea that less = more. Too many freaking people out there. lol

I hardly consider myself a 'nationalist' though.

[Deborah K]

http://mysticmedusa.com/wp-content/uploads/Lestat.gif

You no believe?

[green73]

You no believe?

Nah, I'm just checking you out.

[philipped]

I am a: Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Liberal

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -67%
Liberalism score: 17%