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ButchHowdy
06-27-2007, 12:39 PM
'ANTI RP' site?

http://7arp.info/


BEWARE!

Ron Paul's candidacy may be the biggest threat to America's status quo yet!
(Quite the worst way to start off a century after a terrorist attack)
***6/27 OUTRAGEOUS!! DAILY KOS BLOGGER dares to call Ron Paul Authoritarian! We recommend reading the CONSERVATIVE CASE

*** 6/26 CONSPIRACY!! The other border bigot candidate Tom Tancredo (aka Mr. Team America) has called for including Paul in Iowa!

***6/25 As we speak Ron Paul's office is begging for donations to expand their operations, stop it before it's too late!


Don't let Michael Moore's new film Sicko distract you from our true enemy!

Don’t vote Ron Paul! Below are the reasons WHY NOT!

1. He will help end the war on drugs, thus ending one of the most profitable industries in many major cities. The best estimates of the illegal drug industry is that it generates $___ a year for smugglers and pushers, and contributes $___ a year to our trade inbalance. How are your ghetto homies how’s gonna make a living once drugs are legal? Unemployment will soar in inner cities if Ron Paul is elected and pushers put out of business.

2. His election would mean the end of the war in Iraq, which would take billions from the suppliers of the military, and the funeral industry. More unemployment.

3. He’s vowed to abolish the IRS, which will deprive accountants and tax lawyers of much of their income. H&R Block will have to fold. Don’t you know somebody who works with or as an accountant? It’s not bad enough they only get business a month out of a year this guy wants to starve these people even more?

4. He’ll support measures to secure our border. This will at least increase employment and offset some of the bad effects of his other policies, but it will also mean higher wages in the American construction industry and similar fields. Why should we pay Americans more when we can get cheap labor elsewhere?

5. He’s voted “No” on all spending measures, which means he's been trying to deprive Americans of tax funding for great earmarks such as the "Bridge to Nowhere" and the federal Department of Education. No more billions to foul up local schools, but on the other hand an entire cabinet Department with nothing to do. What a waste of oxygen, if we wanted something that says No unconditionally, we’d hire a robot, or a cheap Mexican.

6. The guy just doesn't have the looks, which is what we really want in a president. You sure you’d rather not have a woman, a black person, or a younger candidate for President? How about someone has hair that requires a $400 cut? There's a fellow who'd make a Commander in Chief!

7. He’s a rich bastard that cares too much about gold. And there's no good scandals about how he got it, no suspicious cattle futures or real estate deals. We expect our leaders to make their money the traditional way -- that is, with crooked deals. What's the matter with this guy? This is a field where being honest is, well, rather suspicious.

8. Is he a Jew or something? What’s with all this money talk, oh yeah, he’s just like any other Republican('t)!

9. He opposes foreign allies, this means he will not aid Israel or African children, what a stingy stink!

10. He’s gotten a lot of cult support since the first GOP debate, who wants a candidate supported by internet geeks?

11. He’s a doctor, how more elitist can he get? Howard Dean?

12. He’s helped introduce the “Make College Affordable Act” another kiss in the ass for spoiled children, punch in the face for those less privileged.

13. He’s raised questions about the NAFTA Superhighway, he hates travelers!

14. He’s introduced the Identity Theft Prevention Act of 2007, don’t you remember how easy it was to use your SSN as a free for all password? And how fun it was stealing other people’s ID? This will end the party!

15. He voted NO on the USA PATRIOT Act both times, what is he? A terrorism-enabler? He’s even worse than Democrats who at least trusted the President’s proposal in the time of need.

16. He’s by all means a hypocrite. He votes NO on the Patriot Act, then he votes yes on authorize the use of military force against those responsible for 9/11, then votes No on the war in Iraq, then he votes YES on Sensenbrenner’s HR4437 against illegal aliens and for a border fence. Can you ever get this guy?

17. You wanna know where he stands on those hard working people who just come here for a better life and take the jobs Americans won’t do? He says no amnesty, no birthright citizenship, he calls those hard workers ‘illegal aliens’, he wants to enforce visa law, sound Nazi to you?

18. He’s been on Aaron Russo’s film “America, from Freedom to Fascism”, you don’t see anybody on Michael Moore’s films running for President do you? (Nader already ran, so he doesn't count)

19. Besides, if he was worth it, why didn’t he run all the years before?

20. He’s against capital punishment, enough said?

21. He’s against all forms of killing not done in self defense, shit, there goes the abortion industry, how many more jobs is he trying to destroy!?

22. Did I mention he's never supported expansion of education and universal health care? What good is being in America if we can't call ourselves the land of the FREE health care?

23. He's never voted in favor of gay marriage, he's never voted in support of hate crime bills. What value is our nation if we can't pull up minorities to be our equals?

24. Have you realized what a media whore he's become? It's one thing to be on The Colbert Report and The Daily Show, but Mancow In the Morning and G4 Attack of the Show?

25. If all the above were not good enough for you. Keep in mind his supporters are largely composed of Losertarians, Idiotarians, neo-Nazi racists, anti-Semitic bigots and other 'fringe' type people we spend our lives avoiding, dodging and ignoring.

Ron Paul is bad for drug dealers, pimps, tax collectors, accountants, bankers, immigrants (especially the hard working ones from Mexico), abortion doctors, travelers, police state police, federal government, Social Security Administration, the future of the Executive Branch of government, troops, sick people who need health care, Israelis, Zionists, starving Africans, gays who want to get married (oh wait, that's most of 'em), black people who want affirmative action. In short, our whole establishment (or what's remained of it) will go down the drain if this guy is a president. A vote for him is indeed a vote for ANARCHY AND CHAOS ……oh wait, that IS what we want!



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ThePieSwindler
06-27-2007, 12:41 PM
Obviously a spoof site lol. very funny too

MsDoodahs
06-27-2007, 12:48 PM
:D

kalami
06-27-2007, 12:51 PM
i'm starting the Anti-Americans, Authoritarians, Amish, Anarchists & Assholes Alike Against Ron Paul (AAAAAAAARP) in response

ButchHowdy
06-27-2007, 07:28 PM
bump for humor!~