С юбилеем, товарищи!!!

[osan]

Today, Comrades, is the blessed 97th anniversary of our sacred People's Revolution in Mother Russia where we, the great and noble Soviet People dashed upon the rocks of history the imperialist dogs!

Behold our accomplishments in so short a time:





[*=1]invention of the telephone
[*=1]invention of manned flight
[*=1]first to go to the moon
[*=1]invention of vaccines
[*=1]invention of antibiotics
[*=1]invention of computers
[*=1]invention of machine tools
[*=1]invention of philosophy
[*=1]invention of the internet
[*=1]invention of the automobile
[*=1]invention of the firearm
[*=1]invention of gunpowder
[*=1]invention of love
[*=1]invention of sex


Yes, comrades, the miracle of the soviet state, of the republic of the people, has been the salvation of mankind. Therefore, remember us on this day, the 97th anniversary of the invention of all that has ever been good in the world and that shall ever be so.

государству!

[JK/SEA]

you left out 'perfection' of genocide, but meh...small detail...

[heavenlyboy34]

С 24 Октября! :D The list also left out perfection of the rifle by our great comrade Kalashnikov and invention of the satellite, though. There are other things that will probably occur to me later, so great was The Fatherland... like the invention of the world's most beautiful women... ;)

[brushfire]

Behold our accomplishments in so short a time:

[*=1]invention of the internet







http://www.davidicke.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/algore.jpg







[*=1]invention of sex






http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oDxaspT_gsg/TSMeSCo-dVI/AAAAAAAAAPE/mXsjOfgVEIY/s1600/al+gore+kiss.jpg

[osan]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oDxaspT_gsg/TSMeSCo-dVI/AAAAAAAAAPE/mXsjOfgVEIY/s1600/al+gore+kiss.jpg

More like "the end of sex".

For me, anyway.

[Anti Federalist]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/K8Cj-P2ypcU/hqdefault.jpg

And bad-ass military parades.

Here, under the nanny state tyranny, all we get is bland moralizing, simpering whining, effeminate posturing and Mrs. Obama dunning us all to eat nothing but bean sprouts.

[Inkblots]

And let's not forget the State Anthem of the USSR. The glory of Soviet patriotism expressed in song puts to shame the sniveling war hymns of the decadent West:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0

[heavenlyboy34]

Never heard that rendition before^^ This is the text I learned: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Anthem_of_the_Soviet_Union The melody is the same, though.

[Inkblots]

Never heard that rendition before^^ This is the text I learned: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Anthem_of_the_Soviet_Union The melody is the same, though.

Scroll down to the section with "Lyrics for the 1977 version". та-дa!

[heavenlyboy34]

Scroll down to the section with "Lyrics for the 1977 version". та-дa!

I agree! I was just sayin' I hadn't heard that one before. ~hugs~

[HVACTech]

well, the Homeland does have a new Ebola czar...

that should count for something....

[heavenlyboy34]

well, the Homeland does have a new Ebola czar...

that should count for something....

Indeed, comrade! Let us toast to it! ~pours glasses of Водка and Квасс~

[Anti Federalist]

As long as we're at this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb5MjWZ7kxk

[orenbus]

Most manly song ever:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88gLWwq5G5M

[heavenlyboy34]

Most manly song ever:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88gLWwq5G5M

IDK, man. This one's darn manly too-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMMVHAINFM&list=RDWEMMVHAINFM

[fr33]

http://i.imgur.com/ESAB2.jpg