View Full Version : Homeland Security raids boutique over panties

10-22-2014, 08:03 PM
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A lingerie shop owner in Kansas City says her store was raided by Homeland Security agents Monday morning over a few dozen pair of panties she made in honor of her hometown baseball team.

Peregrine Honig, owner of Honig’s Birdies Panties shop in Crossroads, said she designed the Lucky Royals boyshorts that were set to go on sale Tuesday.

That is until federal agents showed up at her door and demanded she surrender the illegal undergarments.
“They came in and there were two guys” Ms. Honig told the Kansas City Star. “I asked one of them what size he needed and he showed me a badge and took me outside. They told me they were from Homeland Security and we were violating copyright laws.”

The panties, printed in Kansas City by Lindquist Press, read, “Take the Crown,” with “KC” across the bottom, the newspaper reported.

Officers reportedly explained that by connecting the “K” and the “C,” she infringed on major league baseball copyright. The panties were confiscated and Ms. Honig said she signed a statement saying she wouldn’t use the logo, the Star reported.


10-22-2014, 08:10 PM
Nothing to see here, just Homeland Security and the government protecting you from terrorists.

10-22-2014, 08:15 PM
Since when is enforcing extremely minor copyright violations a matter of security?

10-22-2014, 08:32 PM
Since when is enforcing extremely minor copyright violations a matter of security?

since homeland security gangsters developed an affinity for wearing women's panties?

10-22-2014, 09:38 PM
Since when is enforcing extremely minor copyright violations a matter of security?

Since they plotted the points related to the obsolescence of human labor on a graph over time and determined in the near future most of the economy will be based on intellectual property rights.

10-22-2014, 09:45 PM
If you look closely, you will see the coordinates to a secret ISIS meeting facility in the middle east. And that is why homeland security was involved - preventing the growth of ISIS in America, one pantie at a time.

10-22-2014, 10:01 PM
Eric frein told her to make it like that.

10-22-2014, 10:09 PM
Can we see some documentation that those panties were destroyed? With civil forfeiture being in the news lately I can't help but think those panties might have been re-purposed by those agents.

Occam's Banana
10-22-2014, 10:20 PM
Psshht! A national security panty raid over "Intellectual property" ... ? Yeah, right.

It was probably more something like this: