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denvervoipguru
06-27-2007, 05:27 AM
The guys at The American Concerviative were nice enough to send me this pdf of the June 18 cover art...

It's a beautiful thing. Notice how Rudy seems to be equivocating while RP appears unwavering? :cool:

http://www.toxicboyblog.com/ronpaul/magcover.JPG

Let's have some fun...post your captions here... :D
denvervoipguru
06-27-2007, 05:32 AM
I was going to read it, but you know that 911 Commision Report was so big...and there were no pictures in it...
nayjevin
06-27-2007, 05:37 AM
"listen to my right hand, while the left is near my heart"
micahnelson
06-27-2007, 08:31 AM
You see Mr. Paul, if you have great hand gestures it doesn't really matter what you are saying. I used to read reports, study economics trends, and frankly I wore myself out. But then one day I learned this little maneuver. Changed my life.
Dary
06-27-2007, 09:19 AM
It looks to me like Rudy is about to backhand Ron.
UtahApocalypse
06-27-2007, 09:57 AM
Ron Paul says "You can't win, Ghouliani. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

(Obi-Wan, Star Wars "A New Hope")
denvervoipguru
06-27-2007, 02:55 PM
But then one day I learned this little maneuver. Changed my life.

Funny!
angrydragon
06-27-2007, 03:04 PM
Rudy: "9........11"
jcbraithwaite7
06-27-2007, 03:42 PM
"My new highway is going to be 12 lanes wide... and stretch from Canada to Mexico... isn't that great??
foofighter20x
06-27-2007, 03:49 PM
Rudy: "Ahhh! You are a Glorious Embodient of Liberty! Must... Sheild... Eyes!"
foofighter20x
06-27-2007, 03:50 PM
Rudy: I once had a tax increase THIS big...
foofighter20x
06-27-2007, 03:53 PM
Rudy: This is a defensive technique I learned from my male constituents in Greenwich Village.

Ron (thinking): So that's where he learned to cross dress...
beerista
06-29-2007, 10:05 AM
"Big fish... little fish... cardboard box."
beerista
06-29-2007, 10:07 AM
"You down with OPM? Yeah, you know me. Who's down with OPM? Giu-li-an-i."
beerista
06-29-2007, 10:09 AM
"Upper West Side, Bee-aah-tch!"
beerista
06-29-2007, 10:12 AM
"Hey, Doctor, every time I talk about 9-11 I get a woody this big. Is that normal?"
jcbraithwaite7
07-11-2007, 09:08 AM
"I plan to space out the cameras about every 12" to protect the public of course"
Slugg
07-11-2007, 09:21 AM
"Dr. No listens to Rudy's bullcrap!"
AZ Libertarian
07-11-2007, 09:31 AM
"Ron Paul battles wits with unarmed man"
AZ Libertarian
07-11-2007, 09:51 AM
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/rudy2_dees.jpg
empirenine
07-11-2007, 11:53 AM
"It was the weirdest thing. I was up there talking and bada-bing, my nose starting growing! Literally, out to HERE!"
beermotor
07-11-2007, 12:08 PM
Turn the other cheek, Paul, so that I might smite thee again!