Sir Yogi de Berra

[Ronin Truth]

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Danke]

It gets late early out there. -Yogi Berra

[CaptUSA]

I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

[Todd]

The Future ain't what it used to be.

[Ronin Truth]

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[acptulsa]

"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."

[Ronin Truth]

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[acptulsa]

Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise, they won't come to yours.

[cajuncocoa]

I knew the record would stand until it was broken. - Yogi Berra

[acptulsa]

'There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell them.'

[Ronin Truth]

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)



Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[brushfire]

Deja vu, all over again.

[Ronin Truth]

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)



You can observe a lot by just watching.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[CaptUSA]

It ain't the heat; it's the humility - Yogi

[Ronin Truth]

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

[Ronin Truth]

Pair up in threes.
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If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.
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[dulci]

Yogi Berra is one of those old men who once he has acquired your ear will not relinquish it until you, the prisoner, conjure up some phony excuse for taking leave. Rumor has it that Yogi is constantly on the premises of Yankee stadium in the on-season (often refusing to go home) and can be found beckoning over passer-bys of whom he desires to dispense some of his proverbial wisdom unto. The wise man will not hesitate to ignore him and marches onward.

[acptulsa]

Yogi Berra is one of those old men who once he has acquired your ear will not relinquish it until you, the prisoner, conjure up some phony excuse for taking leave. Rumor has it that Yogi is constantly on the premises of Yankee stadium in the on-season (often refusing to go home) and can be found beckoning over passer-bys of whom he desires to dispense some of his proverbial wisdom unto. The wise man will not hesitate to ignore him and marches onward.

You speaking from personal experience, or are you quoting someone in particular?

[dulci]

You speaking from personal experience, or are you quoting someone in particular?
Actually I was just being silly there. I made that up and it can rightly be accounted as slander