View Full Version : Cop shoots self trying to kill dog.
phill4paul
07-15-2014, 12:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsIwQkAJxw
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070316132800/wikiality/images/4/46/Simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg
pcosmar
07-15-2014, 12:30 PM
Good.
Did he piss himself before he shot himself?
good shot, what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPE7Qr5O6Fg
Dr.3D
07-15-2014, 12:49 PM
I wish all of those dog murdering cops would shoot themselves.
ZENemy
07-15-2014, 12:50 PM
" If he only shot himself in the ass he might have suffered brain damage!"
hahahahha, great comment.
heavenlyboy34
07-15-2014, 01:00 PM
I wish all of those dog murdering cops would shoot themselves.
They on average seem to have the marksmanship skills to do that. ;)
NorthCarolinaLiberty
07-15-2014, 02:05 PM
Too bad that dumbass is not dead. Hopefully next time.
Pericles
07-15-2014, 03:48 PM
I so enjoy stories with a happy ending.
EBounding
07-15-2014, 03:51 PM
I assume the dog proceeded to maul his face off?
phill4paul
07-15-2014, 03:59 PM
I assume the dog proceeded to maul his face off?
From the video it preceded to play with the kids. Vicious.
green73
07-15-2014, 04:12 PM
I so enjoy stories with a happy ending.
Can't get the tube to play. Did he die?
Inkblots
07-15-2014, 04:18 PM
God, what a pussy. I guess we can only be grateful this numbnuts can't even shoot straight. Precious seems like a good and well-loved dog -- I'm glad it was only the pig that was injured.
phill4paul
07-15-2014, 04:22 PM
Can't get the tube to play. Did he die?
Unfortunately, he wasn't that good of a shot. With only one round fired we can't expect optimal results. Usually they have to empty a magazine to get the intended results.
bunklocoempire
07-15-2014, 04:52 PM
It's all good, he's trained.
1. All guns are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you aren't willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target
4. Be sure of your target and what is behind it
5. Law only: do whatever you want, whenever you want, to whatever or who ever you want.
DamianTV
07-15-2014, 05:19 PM
http://www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pit-bull-funny-cop-and-robber.jpg
ZENemy
07-15-2014, 06:23 PM
http://www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pit-bull-funny-cop-and-robber.jpg
hahaha, Dem brown dogs always try'n'uh hold the white dog down!
phill4paul
07-15-2014, 07:01 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10547490_10202273625064006_1000197046985337811_n.j pg
DamianTV
07-16-2014, 05:06 AM
God, what a pussy. I guess we can only be grateful this numbnuts can't even shoot straight. Precious seems like a good and well-loved dog -- I'm glad it was only the pig that was injured.
Until they miss the dog and hit a kid, but that just happened too...
Owner: "I feel sorry for the officer."
Is that because he's an idiot? He shouldn't feel sorry for him since he tried to kill your dog.
Hilarious. This makes my day. I love how the media headlined it "Deputy Injured" and that they try to use the dog version of the "assault rifle" term, the dreaded "pit bull". As they point to the dog who is playing nicely with kids. LOL.
This could have ended up being one of the usual stories but I'm so glad it didn't. Best cop [tries to] shoot dog story so far.
JK/SEA
07-16-2014, 07:11 AM
let's check back in a few weeks to see if the dog still lives....
bunklocoempire
07-16-2014, 04:49 PM
Owner: "I feel sorry for the officer."
Is that because he's an idiot? He shouldn't feel sorry for him since he tried to kill your dog.
Hilarious. This makes my day. I love how the media headlined it "Deputy Injured" and that they try to use the dog version of the "assault rifle" term, the dreaded "pit bull". As they point to the dog who is playing nicely with kids. LOL.
This could have ended up being one of the usual stories but I'm so glad it didn't. Best cop [tries to] shoot dog story so far.
Dog nuzzles up to dog-owner, dog-owner nuzzles up to cop (dog-owner's-owner).
Awww, the dog-owner just wants to please his owner. SMH:rolleyes::mad:
phill4paul
07-16-2014, 04:51 PM
I needed to read the story again because I needed another good laugh. This may entertain me for quite a few weeks. :)
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