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tod evans
05-09-2014, 05:27 AM
I literally laughed out loud!



Obama Urges “Wrongheaded” Americans to Trust Government More

http://www.infowars.com/obama-urges-wrongheaded-americans-to-trust-government-more/

During a speech at a fundraiser for congressional Democrats in La Jolla, California yesterday, President Barack Obama urged “wrongheaded” Americans to place more trust in the government.
Obama stated that a perception on behalf of middle class families that people in Washington did not care about them has reinforced “apathy or a lack of confidence in our government,” before he went on to blame Republicans for making Americans think, “they’re on their own and government doesn’t have an appropriate role to play.”
Obama said the Democrats’ goal in the midterms was to “break that grip” and reverse the “wrongheaded vision” that big government is not the answer.
“Yes, Americans have been tricked by wily Republicans into thinking their government hates them. Stupid Americans. We’ve got to reprogram them so they will accept more federal spending and help Obama build beautiful piles of debt for our children to pay off,” chides Keith Koffler.
Obama’s rhetoric echoes similar sentiments he expressed during a speech delivered to Ohio State University graduates just over a year ago.
“Unfortunately, you’ve grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that’s at the root of all our problems,” Obama told the audience at the Ohio State commencement ceremony. “They’ll warn that tyranny is always lurking just around the corner. You should reject these voices”.
Obama went on to imply that “individual ambition” was a negative concept before adding, “We don’t think the government is the source of all our problems”.
That strikes a somewhat different tone to one of Obama’s predecessors, Ronald Reagan, who repeatedly gave speeches warning that “government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem”.


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fisharmor
05-09-2014, 06:32 AM
Well......
Reagan preached small government, and then exploded the deficit, enacted gun control, invaded foreign countries without congressional approval, and executed back-room arms deals, all while not cutting a single department.

So, if Obama is preaching big government, and we grew up hearing Reagan put voices in our head that were the exact opposite of what he was actually going to do....
...I'm pretty confused at this point.

Here's a better idea: Fuck 'em all, they're all rotten to the bone.

Lucille
05-09-2014, 10:04 AM
http://www.jsmineset.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/clip_image0011.jpg

http://www.jsmineset.com/

jllundqu
05-09-2014, 10:11 AM
Nothing will top:


"Turns out I'm really good at killing people," Obama said quietly, "Didn't know that
was gonna be a strong suit of mine."

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/nov/4/obama-brag-new-book-im-really-good-killing-drones/

jllundqu
05-09-2014, 10:12 AM
Except that quote is not funny at all :(