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tod evans
05-03-2014, 05:37 AM
Kops, chopper and lockdowns!

These folks are absolutely insane...



Monkey shot and killed by authorities

http://www.kctv5.com/story/25415598/authorities-warn-of-missing-possibly-dangerous-monkey?hpt=ju_bn2


Friday night there was peace and calm in Chillicothe after an escaped monkey eluded police for hours and had neighbors scrambling for cover.

The monkey was shot and killed by authorities in the city located in Livingston County, about 97 miles northeast of Kansas City.

Police said they ran out of tranquilizer darts and had no choice but to use deadly force because they believed it would have been a threat to others.

Chopper 5 was rolling when the creature was spotted running on the property of M&L Trucking and Repair about 4 p.m. The monkey was running full speed and then stopped and collapsed. Later someone placed a blanket over it.

The white-headed capuchin monkey escaped from Johnston Rental Center about 8:30 a.m. The creature got out of its cage and escaped through a vent. Police say the owner, Bill Johnston, is a licensed breeder by the United States Department of Agriculture and has about 30 of them, but the one that escaped Friday couldn't be contained.

It had been sighted all around the city of 10,000 people, but mostly in the southern or southeast part of the city.

"We seen a bunch of cops, happened to look over and seen this monkey running through the yard and it took off running and the cops took off after it," William Johnson said.

"I think it was more scared than anything with everybody chasing it, but it was a fast little monkey," Nicole Irving said.

Fast, free and elusive. These neighbors said the primate spent part of the day hiding in a garage on Herriford and Violet streets, directly across from the Garrison Elementary School which had to go on lockdown.

"We had preschoolers here at the building. We kept them safe. We did stay inside on this nice day, but everybody was kept safe," said teacher Kari Keller.

Just before 4 p.m. there was another sighting at a metal shop, just a few blocks away, near International Road and McCormick Street. Attempts to sedate the money failed after the owner ran out of darts. That's when police said they were forced to shoot it.

"There was a fear that if we did not get the monkey caught, it could be a danger to someone," said Police Chief Richard Knouse.

It was a fate neighbors were hoping would be avoided.

"It was kind of cute," Johnson said.

Police say the owner of the monkey is Bill Johnston. Police say Johnston is not under arrest and they'll meet with the prosecutor before they decide to pursue any charges.

mrsat_98
05-03-2014, 06:21 AM
what did they do, run out of dogs ?

Natural Citizen
05-03-2014, 07:47 AM
Live free or die said the monkey...

JK/SEA
05-03-2014, 08:17 AM
monkey... pit bull....mundane.....whats the difference. Kill it.

RJB
05-03-2014, 08:31 AM
I read 1000s of these criminal monkeys are a menace just south of us.

Here's a mugshot of the criminal and one of it's co-gangster-conspirators.

http://www.classicmonkeybusiness.com/images/610_monkeys_caption1_ougy.jpg

We need to immediately invade South and Central America to liberate those countries from this threat!

RJB
05-03-2014, 08:34 AM
Police said they ran out of tranquilizer darts and had no choice but to use deadly force because they believed it would have been a threat to others.

They had another choice: Not to act like a bunch of insecure fools over a little monkey.

oyarde
05-03-2014, 10:08 AM
I need a beer monkey , I could get more work done out back. Train the monkey to fetch beers.Get him a bullet proof vest.

Anti Federalist
05-03-2014, 05:24 PM
Only in Pussy AmeriKa, could half a city freak out over a monkey.

Home of the brave.

mrsat_98
05-03-2014, 05:43 PM
what did they do, run out of dogs ?

Your reputation on this post is Positive.

RJB
05-03-2014, 05:45 PM
I need a beer monkey , I could get more work done out back. Train the monkey to fetch beers.Get him a bullet proof vest.

That's why I had kids.


Kidding. Don't sic CPS on me.

limequat
05-03-2014, 06:05 PM
No choice?

I can think of several alternatives...

How about getting more darts? Maybe find a non-cop that can actually aim a dart gun?

Bait it with food?

My god it's a monkey not king kong.

donnay
05-03-2014, 06:11 PM
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2010/07/Rise-of-the-Planet-of-the-Apes-2011-Movie-Image.jpg

Smart3
05-04-2014, 02:16 PM
Must have been a black monkey.

Anti Federalist
05-04-2014, 02:32 PM
Must have been a black monkey.

Hah hah hah...oh...wait.

otherone
05-04-2014, 02:43 PM
Only in Pussy AmeriKa, could half a city freak out over a monkey.

Home of the brave.


http://static.infowars.com/2013/04/i/general/bostonmil5.jpg

Chillicothe Strong

otherone
05-04-2014, 02:46 PM
"There it is! Blow it's brains out!"

http://www.strategic-operations.com/files/images/News/Police1.jpg

RJB
05-04-2014, 02:51 PM
"There it is! Blow it's brains out!"


http://www.strategic-operations.com/files/images/News/Police1.jpg

I know those pics are from Boston, but they are so true in this situation. I am curious who or what those cops were aiming at in that photo. Probably a kids doll placed at a window that isn't following their commands.

Anti Federalist
05-04-2014, 02:53 PM
I know those pics are from Boston, but they are so true in this situation. I am curious who or what those cops were aiming at in that photo. Probably a kids doll placed at a window that isn't following their commands.

Boston Wrong.

otherone
05-04-2014, 02:56 PM
Police said they ran out of tranquilizer darts and had no choice but to use deadly force because they believed it would have been a threat to others.

WTF?
this comment DEMANDS follow up questions...

RJB
05-04-2014, 03:00 PM
Boston Wrong.

Oops. First one was. The other one is from some strategic website. I guess it's the Simian Hunt and Infiltrate Tactical Team (SHITT).

otherone
05-04-2014, 03:02 PM
directly across from the Garrison Elementary School which had to go on lockdown.

"We had preschoolers here at the building. We kept them safe. We did stay inside on this nice day, but everybody was kept safe," said teacher Kari Keller.

"911 dispatch"
"yeah, uh...hi. There's a raccoon in my front yard actin' kinda weird..."
"you think we're fucking Animal Control?"
"wait...um...I think it's actually a monkey..."
"WE'RE ON OUR WAY."

alucard13mm
05-04-2014, 04:49 PM
An african safari for cops. They must've made bets on who can shoot it first. Not everyday you can shoot an exotic monkey.

Unless it is a raging chimpanzee, like the one that tear off that woman's face and fingers..., no reason to shoot it.

Anti Federalist
05-04-2014, 05:06 PM
Capuchin monkeys weigh 3 - 9 pounds.

otherone
05-04-2014, 05:07 PM
http://thedingleberry.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/monkey-11.jpg

oyarde
05-04-2014, 07:23 PM
Capuchin monkeys weigh 3 - 9 pounds.

Three pounds makes them to fast for the donut boys , how many rounds did they need ?

Suzanimal
05-05-2014, 02:32 AM
No choice?

I can think of several alternatives...

How about getting more darts? Maybe find a non-cop that can actually aim a dart gun?

Bait it with food?

My god it's a monkey not king kong.

I was thinking the same thing. I would've been running too if a bunch of cops were chasing and shooting shit at me.

As far as locking down the preschool....dumbasses, it's a little bitty pet monkey. For Pete's sake, there are probably stray cats around that school that are more dangerous.

otherone
05-05-2014, 06:40 AM
it's a little bitty pet monkey. For Pete's sake, there are probably stray cats around that school that are more dangerous.


ON IT...


http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shoot_the_cat1.jpg

Suzanimal
05-05-2014, 12:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/eAantfn.jpg

Acala
05-05-2014, 02:06 PM
Capuchin monkeys weigh 3 - 9 pounds.

Three pounds of BLOOD-CURDLING FEROCITY! You don't know what it's like being out there on the thin blue line day after day facing one unknown tropical terror after another. I knew a cop who was savagely scratched by a guinea pig! He could have been eviscerated. Eventually. Think about that!

Snew
05-05-2014, 08:32 PM
http://thedingleberry.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/monkey-11.jpg

Kill it! It hates us for our freedumbs!

tod evans
05-07-2014, 05:26 AM
Drudge found the answer!

The brave heroes were protecting us from Chinese terrorist monkeys..

China has a small contingent of trained monkeys protecting its air force base

http://theweek.com/article/index/261082/speedreads-china-has-a-small-contingent-of-trained-monkeys-protecting-its-air-force-base

Dolphins are so last month. The Chinese military revealed its "secret weapon" yesterday: monkeys. The People's Liberation Army said it has trained a small contingent of the furry creatures to protect its air forces base from birds that endanger its fleet of planes. State-run media showed videos of the impressive feats the primates are capable of, such as quickly scurrying up trees to destroy nests, leaping far distances, and scaring off birds.

The monkeys are trained to respond to "precise whistle commands" from their handlers and can destroy six to eight birds nests an hour, reports the Washington Post. Migrating birds have long threatened the base's jets, since they frequently get sucked into their engines. Chinese media didn't reveal the base the monkeys are being used at, but described it as being in the Beijing military zone.

Anyway, be afraid. --Jordan Valinsky