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phill4paul
12-31-2013, 10:22 PM
TAMPA, Florida - Late Sunday evening, police arrested 24-year-old Jonathan Charles Stevens after they say he hit the red and blue flashing lights in Chevrolet Tahoe to stop a Tampa officer to report a reckless driver in Ybor City.

Stevens told the female officer that he was a Homeland Security Officer and wanted to report a reckless driver. He wore a badge around his neck and let her know he was carrying a Glock .45-caliber handgun. He also reportedly called dispatch to report the same reckless driver prior to pulling over the officer.

The officer found the suspect’s actions suspicious so she continued to talk to the suspect and also discovered the vehicle was not registered to a government agency. Upon further questioning, the suspect admitted he was not employed by a government agency. He doesn’t have a concealed weapon permit.

Stevens was charged with impersonating a police officer, unlawful use of blue lights and carrying a concealed firearm. He was released Monday morning after posting $17,500 bail, according to jail records.

The incident marks the second time in three months that Stevens has been charged with impersonating a police officer. On September 7, Manatee sheriff's deputies, sitting in an undercover vehicle, heard wailing sirens followed by flashing red and blue lights. The officers then witnessed Stevens pull over a woman in the parking lot of an Outlet Mall. After a brief exchange the woman drove off and the driver of the Tahoe headed into a coffee shop allowing the officers time to run the plates. After discovering the Tahoe was not registered to a law enforcement agency, they contacted the woman, who said the man who pulled her over said he was an off-duty police officer.

When deputies caught up with Stevens three days later, they say he admitted to pulling over the woman and that he knew it was wrong. He also told them he had been warned by friends in law enforcement that he could get into trouble doing this.

The question is...were they really his friends?

DamianTV
01-01-2014, 07:00 AM
Wanna be cop. Not sure.

FindLiberty
01-01-2014, 11:34 AM
Wanna be cop. Not sure.

Has he killed many dogs (yet)?

Anti Federalist
01-01-2014, 02:02 PM
Jesus Christ, as if it's not hard enough to keep all the "legitimate" "officers" straight, now we got assholes like this hut hutting around.

FFS...

Origanalist
01-01-2014, 02:13 PM
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/2/29361/2677733-captain_america_2_black_widow_hawkeye.jpg

HOLLYWOOD
01-01-2014, 02:20 PM
...unlawful use of blue lights
http://cdx.dexigner.com/article/16507/Kmart_02.jpg
lol

tod evans
01-01-2014, 02:22 PM
...unlawful use of blue lights

Amber lamps? ;)

Dr.3D
01-01-2014, 02:40 PM
A classic whacker.

4. whacker
Anyone who amasses a collection of amber or white flashing strobe lights for their vehicle so they can pretend they are important. This may also be accompanied by an antenna or black rims. Whackers are a problem because they dilute the already fragile emergency signal, which is used to serve communities by police, and fire/rescue services.

Stupid Whore "Danny is that the police, shouldn't we pull over."
Me "Nah, is just a whacker, I'll throw on my red strobes from the VFD and scare him off. Then give me a BJ."
Stupid Whore "Alright!!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whacker

Occam's Banana
01-01-2014, 02:46 PM
Where's the Joker when you really need him ... ?

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