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donnay
12-16-2013, 05:29 PM
Christmas Song Dedicated To Bad Cops Everywhere

The Daily Sheeple
www.TheDailySheeple.com
December 16th, 2013 http://www.thedailysheeple.com/christmas-song-dedicated-to-california-police-officers_122013#sthash.hZnN62mm.dpuf

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Fullerton, Calif., police officers Jay Cicinelli, left, and Manuel Ramos are charged in the death of 37-year-old Kelly Thomas.

Jingle Cops, Jingle Cops

Dashing through the town,

Blue lights flashing bright,

Hoping that we’ll find,

Some kids who want a fight,

We’ll taze them where they stand,

And Kick them when they fall,

Oh what fun it is to be a cop having a ball.

OH

Jingle cops, jingle cops,

Patrol cars rushing round,

Put your hands above your head,

And don’t you make a sound,

OH

Jingle cops, jingle cops,

Spread your legs real wide,

We are cops and we don’t care ,

We have no national pride.

***

A month or two ago,

We thought we’d have some fun,

We went to kill a man,

Not stopping ’til we’d done,

We beat him to the ground,

And kicked him ’til he bled,

Then we tazed him ’cause we could,

To make sure he was dead,

OH

Jingle cops, jingle cops,

Running through the park,

Beating up the homeless,

We wait until it’s dark,

We don’t protect and serve,

Don’t care if hearts aren’t won,

We’d rather kill the poor and weak,

It’s how we get our fun,

OH

Jingle cops, jingle cops,

Jingle all the way,

Oh what fun it is to grope young women on the way,

Jingle cops, jingle cops,

Strip off your clothes and bend,

It’s no good trying to resist,

We’ll get you in the end.

***

But something has gone wrong,

Arrested we have been,

We’re going to get prison time,

It really is obscene,

We pray the perps won’t know,

Who we used to be,

Coz prisoners hate policemen,

Oh dear God help me.

OH

Jingle cops, jingle cops,

Kelly will be avenged,

The vile cops that killed him ,

Will meet a gruesome end,

Jingle cops, jingle cops,

No one will give a shit,

That the dirty scum who killed this man,

Will die in a prison hit.

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acptulsa
12-16-2013, 05:47 PM
I saw Santa getting arrested

Busted for tress-pass-ing....

donnay
12-16-2013, 05:49 PM
I saw Santa getting arrested

Busted for tress-pass-ing....


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Anti Federalist
12-16-2013, 06:21 PM
That watch is so hot, it's smoking.

green73
12-16-2013, 06:32 PM
I didn't know one of those cops has a glass eye. What the hell is he doing out killing people? He should be on full disability beating his mail order wife.

Occam's Banana
12-16-2013, 07:47 PM
I didn't know one of those cops has a glass eye. What the hell is he doing out killing people? He should be on full disability beating his mail order wife.

There's only one cop with a glass eye that I have any respect for.

Unfortunately, he's fictional.

http://diosafama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Muri%C3%B3-Colombo.jpg

But then, so are all the other cops I have any respect for ...