WTF? “Paul Ryan is the Jesus of our conference"

[CaseyJones]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/johnstanton/how-paul-ryan-saved-the-day


“Paul Ryan is the Jesus of our conference. If Paul gives something his blessing, it brings the votes,” a senior Republican leadership aide said of the Wisconsin lawmaker.

“There’s nobody better than Paul Ryan. There’s nobody more knowledgeable and nobody more principled that Paul Ryan. So that gives me a lot of confidence just knowing that it’s him. The trust is high. I think everybody knows him and he’s one of the most respected individuals in Congress period. By both sides,” Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart said Tuesday, just hours before Ryan and Murray announced their deal.

:rolleyes:

[Lucille]

I think I'm gonna be sick...

[AngryCanadian]

If they cared about Jesus they wouldn't use his name for political backscratchs.

[Philhelm]

Does this mean that Paul Ryan will be nailed to a cross (literally) and stabbed by a spear?

[ZENemy]

Well then Mr Paul Ryan when will you be chasing away the money changers?


























NEVER? ok, sounds about right.

[DamianTV]

If they cared about Jesus they wouldn't use his name for political backscratchs.

So many use the exact same pattern: using the Name of Jesus to hide their own Immoral Actions from themselves. If they really believed in Jesus and what he stood for, they would not be committing their crimes against the People in the first place. They abuse their bible the same way as they abuse the Constitution. They try to loophole it to no end and find every conceivable way to validate both their Illegal and Unlawful Actions, and their sins. Its a wonder why so many do not seem to understand the principles of Freedom, Liberty, Responsibility, and Respect, regardless of source.

For the record, Im an atheist, and even I can see this crap.

[ZENemy]

Does this mean that Paul Ryan will be nailed to a cross (literally) and stabbed by a spear?

We can only hope that he doesn't somehow rise again 3 days later due to some crooked surgeon.

[Seraphim]

RELEASE THE OBAMABOTS!!!!


Does this mean that Paul Ryan will be nailed to a cross (literally) and stabbed by a spear?

[Red Green]

Does this mean that Paul Ryan will be nailed to a cross (literally) and stabbed by a spear?

Beat me to it.

[enhanced_deficit]

He talks like Jesus, walks like Jesus.. so he must be.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2HlXapgYp4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2HlXapgYp4

[Origanalist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Qev-i9-VKlY

[WM_in_MO]

http://thebooksmugglers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Hypnotoad.gif

[Ender]

Well then Mr Paul Ryan when will you be chasing away the money changers?


























NEVER? ok, sounds about right.

Dang! I had some hope for a few seconds. ;)

[Kords21]

If he's Jesus, then I guess I'll have to start campaigning for the Antichrist

[Christian Liberty]

Does this mean that Paul Ryan will be nailed to a cross (literally) and stabbed by a spear?

lol! I have mixed feelings about this comment, but lol!


So many use the exact same pattern: using the Name of Jesus to hide their own Immoral Actions from themselves. If they really believed in Jesus and what he stood for, they would not be committing their crimes against the People in the first place. They abuse their bible the same way as they abuse the Constitution. They try to loophole it to no end and find every conceivable way to validate both their Illegal and Unlawful Actions, and their sins. Its a wonder why so many do not seem to understand the principles of Freedom, Liberty, Responsibility, and Respect, regardless of source.

For the record, Im an atheist, and even I can see this crap.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

"Love your neighbor as yourself."

"Blessed are the peacemakers."

Tyrants always try to twist Romans 13 to suit their agenda (Conveniently forgetting Romans 12) yet they ignore everything Jesus said... ever...

If he's Jesus, then I guess I'll have to start campaigning for the Antichrist

Rand Paul?;)

[Kotin]

*vomit*

[jmdrake]

Does this mean that Paul Ryan will be nailed to a cross (literally) and stabbed by a spear?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Philhelm again

[Kotin]

And this is not a great analogy since Jesus was hated(at the time) for telling the truth to people who didn't want it.. Sounds more like Ron Paul to me.

[ObiRandKenobi]

hey i'm pretty sure paul ryan actually exists.

[Christian Liberty]

He talks like Jesus, walks like Jesus.. so he must be.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2HlXapgYp4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2HlXapgYp4

I didn't watch the video, but I'm assuming he supported the surge. By contrast, the only wars Jesus supports are wars that God commands, including the war in Revelation 19 when Jesus returns for a second time. This does NOT include the Iraq War.

And this is not a great analogy since Jesus was hated(at the time) for telling the truth to people who didn't want it.. Sounds more like Ron Paul to me.

Well, there's the little detail that Ron Paul is not the Messiah, not God, etc;) I get your point though, Jesus and his Apostles were NOT popular, the message they preached was OFFENSIVE to the world.


hey i'm pretty sure paul ryan actually exists.

Jesus does too. That said, whoever said this thing about Paul Ryan being "Jesus" makes me want to vomit. I bet Paul Ryan will pretend to reject it even though he will secretly enjoy it.