TSA confiscates sock puppet's miniature toy six shooter

[XNavyNuke]

http://www.king5.com/news/local/TSA-agent-confiscates-sock-monkeys-toy-pistol-234986321.html


. “And the (TSA agent) held it up and said ‘whose is this?’” she said. “I realized oh, my God this is my bag.”

May said the TSA agent went through the bag, through the sewing supplies and found the two-inch long pistol.

“She said ‘this is a gun,’” said May. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”

As Rod Serling steps out from behind the kiosk.
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[Dr.3D]

Seems they have some pretty stupid bastards working for the TSA.

[eduardo89]

Seems they have some pretty stupid bastards working for the TSA.

Would anyone with an IQ over 35 apply for a job where you're touching fat, smelly, ugly travellers' genitals for 8 hours a day?

[Dr.3D]

Would anyone with an IQ over 35 apply for a job where you're touching fat, smelly, ugly travellers' genitals for 8 hours a day?

Only if they were somehow perverted.

[eduardo89]

Only if they were somehow perverted.

Even then, if you have a regular IQ I'm sure you can get a better job like being FBI agent looking for child pornography on the internet.

[Origanalist]

So, they confiscated Jumbo Shrimp's miniature toy six shooter?

[aGameOfThrones]

“She took my monkey’s gun,” said May, who has retained her sense of humor.

“Rooster Monkburn has been disarmed so I’m sure everyone on the plane was safe,” she said. “I understand she was doing her job but at some point doesn’t common sense prevail?”

Comments from site:

Jennifer McCreary · Volunteer at Evergreen Medical
While yes, this is ridiculous, wouldn't true common sense tell you that taking anything at all resembling a gun through airport security is a terrible idea?

Adella Cortes · Stanwood High School
What about the NEEDLE!?!? That TSA agent didn't do her job! The sewing needles could have stabbed ppl! Geesh! Do your job!

[oyarde]

So, they confiscated Jumbo Shrimp's miniature toy six shooter?

I will get him another , effing Grinches .

[green73]

Would anyone with an IQ over 35 apply for a job where you're touching fat, smelly, ugly travellers' genitals for 8 hours a day?

What makes you think that's not their type, other than hot chicks and children?

These people don't come off as being picky.

[Anti Federalist]

Seems they have some pretty stupid bastards working for the TSA.


Would anyone with an IQ over 35 apply for a job where you're touching fat, smelly, ugly travellers' genitals for 8 hours a day?


Only if they were somehow perverted.


Even then, if you have a regular IQ I'm sure you can get a better job like being FBI agent looking for child pornography on the internet.

Not to be shitty, but why is this so hard to understand?

They do it because they like pushing and bossing people around.

It has nothing to do with stupidity or perversion.

And that is a desire most people have.

Which is why they have no problem filling their ranks.

[Mani]

A bunch of bums who couldn't hold a job as a garbage collector, who are the absolute sewage waste of society, THEY ARE THE ones who go running for the GLORY of working for the TSA. They get the ability to use their power and boss over people, which without the TSA, would continue to be the worthless dogshit of the world.

They get to flex their power and live under the illusion that they are a bunch of heroes protecting america, instead of the reality that they are worthless losers without that fucking TSA badge.

It's no surprise they go running after those TSA positions and take their jobs so proudly. And they are exactly the people Washington needs, because they will do WHATEVER is asked of them, they have no morale fiber to begin with, drunk on their PETTY POWER TRIPS, and too stupid to know anything besides what their supervisor tells them.

[Danke]

Would anyone with an IQ over 35 apply for a job where you're touching fat, smelly, ugly travellers' genitals for 8 hours a day?

My IQ is well over 35, and I work over 8 hours a day.

[XNavyNuke]

Jennifer McCreary · Volunteer at Evergreen Medical
While yes, this is ridiculous, wouldn't true common sense tell you that taking anything at all resembling a gun through airport security is a terrible idea?

Is thumb-and-forefinger removal an elective procedure under Obamacare? Miss Jenn will certainly have a lot more voluntelling to do if that's the case.
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