Free Vibrators for Furloughed Government "Employees"

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Quick Facts
Vibrators.com is giving away free vibrators to Federal Employees during the government shutdown. Be careful following the rules outlined below. 200 Vibrators per day maximum.

Features
Free Vibrator For Non-Essential Government Employees
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Item Description
Free Vibrators for Furloughed Federal Employees? Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?

Here at Vibrators.com we are committed to allowing our customers to find satisfaction. As vibrator enthusiasts, we want everyone to experience the pleasure that a nice vibrator can bring to partners and individuals. Besides, we know you have some free time, why not try something new?

[FrankRep]

Just a publicity stunt.

[phill4paul]

Is it their way of telling non-essential workers to "Go F*ck Themselves?"

[sluggo]

Breaking: Lindsey Graham just furloughed himself.

[MelissaWV]

Is it their way of telling non-essential workers to "Go F*ck Themselves?"

Absolutely my first thought.

[tangent4ronpaul]

They should send them free condoms instead:

government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.

-t

[Neil Desmond]

If they're custom made in the "decorative" shapes of a certain monument, do they have to shut them down too?

[angelatc]

Just a publicity stunt.

Yep. Creating some buzz.