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NorfolkPCSolutions
10-04-2013, 05:50 PM
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Looking to cause as much pain as possible to the American people during this shut down, President Obama... (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/10/03/Obama-Forcing-Shut-Down-of-Parks-the-Feds-Don-t-Even-Fund)

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Don't worry, everyone. President Barack Obama is "exasperated" by the Government Shutdown (TM). Really, he is. I'm sure he's just shitting himself over this.

Barack, I'm speaking straight to the guy, but you're all allowed to listen - you are doing all of this on purpose. You know it and we know it. Drop the bullshit, man. This is all part of a plan made very clear to you in a secure room with your globalist corporate puppetmasters a couple of years back. I'm sure you remember that moment, when you stood in silence, stupefied by the proposition that if only you were willing to completely fuck up the United States economy, social fabric, and international reputation, you could be in the history books - you'd be the first black president! Sure, you would bequeath to your children a nation so fucked up, they couldn't help but rise to the top! It'd be great...

Well guess what, dum-dum: you are going to make the history books. Not as the first black president, but as the wrecking ball that caved in the greatest experiment in republican government yet devised by man. You proved the founders right, Barack. The people were led to believe that they could vote themselves money from the treasury, therefore as they begin to slowly realize that you were full of shit, they will slowly awaken, and come seeking liberty minded leadership. Guys like Ron Paul. Guys like Rand.

Like us.

Barack Obama, you are a catastrophic clumsy stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure as a president.

The Right to Petition denied due to government shutdown? I'd bet my next meal that the NSA is still up and running. Consider this my Petition. Your computers are scanning this post anyway. You fail it, dickweed! Freedom of Speech - CHECK

Elias Graves
10-04-2013, 06:05 PM
His family is taken care of. He wants the rest of us to be peasants.

aGameOfThrones
10-04-2013, 06:12 PM
Before online sign ins...???


Somewhere Obama is debating when to issue Order 66.


Real version:

Due to the goverment's failure to follow the constitution, We The People have been temporarily disabled.

As a result, you will be unable to do shit about it. Once government obedience is at 100%, We The People will be reenabled to vote in a control manner. Loyalty oaths that were open as of October 1, 2013 will have their value tested with a new war.

TruckinMike
10-04-2013, 07:17 PM
Is Obama in eight grade or something?