Please help send some pizza to the White House

[shane77m]

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?429514-FEEL-THE-PAIN-Soup-du-jour-out-at-WH-turkey-chili-for-rest-of-shutdown
This discussion came up in the thread above.

Since the president has fallen on hard times during the government shut down and is having to eat turkey chili every day, would anyone be interested in sending the man some pizza?

We would need to find out if there is a pizza joint that would deliver to the White House.

We would need to determine if it would be a set time when orders are placed or if the times would be staggered.

If people are interested, how should we promote it? Twitter? Facebook?

[Christian Liberty]

What's the point of this? Or just a joke?:p

[shane77m]

What's the point of this? Or just a joke?:p

To let the president know that We the People feel his pain.

[ClydeCoulter]

If we want to send a message of something like "From Ron Paul Forums for the President and his family during hard times", maybe you should PM Bryan and make sure it's okay with him to use RPF in the message?

[shane77m]

If we want to send a message of something like "From Ron Paul Forums for the President and his family during hard times", maybe you should PM Bryan and make sure it's okay with him to use RPF in the message?

That would be a good idea. If people start to commit we can iron out the details.

[ClydeCoulter]

What's the point of this? Or just a joke?:p

The point is up to you, we can all have a different one, but I would like to make the point that Charity Works even where government fails.

[brandon]

Good way to get the delivery man shot.

[ClydeCoulter]

Good way to get the delivery man shot.

I'm sure there are procedures for this sort of thing.

[shane77m]

I guess the worst thing that could happen is the pizza place would say they won't deliver to that address.

Twitter hash tags?

#pizza4prez
#pizza4ThePrez

#turkeyChili

[specsaregood]

meh, in 5 short years we've gone from collecting food for foodbanks and people actually in need to sending food to a pompous overpaid bunch of assholes.

[ClydeCoulter]

I guess the worst thing that could happen is the pizza place would say they won't deliver to that address.

Twitter hash tags?

#pizza4prez
#pizza4ThePrez

#turkeyChili

ROFL :D

Is there something like "Chip in" site anymore, we used to use one during the 2012 campaign?

edit: Unfortunately, someone purchased http://www.chipin.com/ and shut it down, making mundane common financial goals a bit more difficult.

[phill4paul]

I'm sure there are procedures for this sort of thing.

It'll go through a food taster first....http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/taster.asp

[shane77m]

meh, in 5 short years we've gone from collecting food for foodbanks and people actually in need to sending food to a pompous overpaid bunch of assholes.

You can still do that if you want.

[Kords21]

An enterprising local pizza shop/owner would get a ton of publicity if they agreed to this and made a mass delivery to the WH. I can see the CNN breaking news with Wolf Blitzer "In a developing story, pizzas have been delivered to the White House for President Obama from supporters of Ron Paul. Let's cut to the White House."

[ClydeCoulter]

Maybe put this in the message?

"But if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him to drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head."

Nah :D

[Todd]

One of the greatest pranks in my day before caller id was to order some pizza for the unsuspecting.

[ClydeCoulter]

One of the greatest pranks in my day before caller id was to order some pizza for the unsuspecting.

So, you were the guys that made it harder to order over the phone without giving a credit card :mad: :D

[shane77m]

Actually the worst thing that could happen would be that those that placed the orders might get audited.

[Carlybee]

If we want to send a message of something like "From Ron Paul Forums for the President and his family during hard times", maybe you should PM Bryan and make sure it's okay with him to use RPF in the message?

I can see the headlines now:

"Members of Libertarian internet forum indicted as terrorists for sending pizzas to the White House with a suspicious white powder. The owner of the pizza establishment insists it was the usual parmesan cheese but a WH spokesman said this group is well known for anarchist activities including supporting the second amendment and raising funds for former presidential candidate Ron Paul, therefore the incident would be treated with the utmost caution for security purposes."

[erowe1]

The pizza guy would just be turned away at the guard shack, and nobody would even notice that it happened.

[shane77m]

The pizza guy would just be turned away at the guard shack, and nobody would even notice that it happened.

Yeah. You are probably right. Could probably get something sent to Reid's or Boehner's office. Maybe send Reid a bunch of pink ribbons or something.

[specsaregood]

You can still do that if you want.

I guess I just don't see why you would send paid for pizza to somebody you didn't like. Explain the logic to me.

[shane77m]

I guess I just don't see why you would send paid for pizza to somebody you didn't like. Explain the logic to me.

Different reasons for different folks. For me it would be kind of a "you poor thing having to eat turkey chili, while you are ruining people with your policies, have some pizza to help you out". I am not sure of the word I am looking for though. Maybe sarcastic to describe why I would do it.

[ClydeCoulter]

Not much interest?

[shane77m]

Not much interest?

Guess not. Oh well. The shutdown will probably be over soon anyways. Might have to send some lube to Washington with a note for them to at least use it first though.

[PaulConventionWV]

The president will not be mocked or joked with. Do you really think a regime with this much power would show their vulnerability to practical jokes and pranks? Nobody will ever know.

[PaulConventionWV]

Different reasons for different folks. For me it would be kind of a "you poor thing having to eat turkey chili, while you are ruining people with your policies, have some pizza to help you out". I am not sure of the word I am looking for though. Maybe sarcastic to describe why I would do it.

A sarcastic pizza, awesome.

[MelissaWV]

If you wanted to do this without spending money and wasting food, you could change it to clipped coupons.

[Danke]

Shane, why don't you send him some turkey necks, chitlins, pigs’ feet and oxtails?

[cajuncocoa]

Let me see if I can find some pennies under the sofa cushion....

*looks*

Nope...sorry. Oh, well.

[ClydeCoulter]

Shane, why don't you send him some turkey necks, chitlins, pigs’ feet and oxtails?

*racist*

Oh, wait, if I assume you mean.....that would make me....N/M

[oyarde]

Shane, why don't you send him some turkey necks, chitlins, pigs’ feet and oxtails?

I doubt they know much about pork neck cuts and oxtail.Probably just send a fat dog.

[Henry Rogue]

I think they should be made to subsist on Mrs. Obama's school lunch mandates.

[mrsat_98]

Shane, why don't you send him some turkey necks, chitlins, pigs’ feet and oxtails?

Fried chicken and watermelon.

http://www.rippdemup.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/obama-fried-chicken-whole-foods11.jpg

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4152/5094807158_197e50032d.jpg

[DamianTV]

Let them eat Shit. Er, Cake!

[mrsat_98]

Let them eat Shit. Er, Cake!

Not enough plus rep for you son.

[oyarde]

I think they should be made to subsist on Mrs. Obama's school lunch mandates.

I like it, and they should prepare it themselves .

[amy31416]

I think they should be made to subsist on Mrs. Obama's school lunch mandates.

Blarghhh. School lunch pizza is the worst! Grainy "cheese," 2 spots of incredibly greasy pepperoni, and when the cheese slides off, the dough underneath looks like bloody brains.

[ClydeCoulter]

Blarghhh. School lunch pizza is the worst! Grainy "cheese," 2 spots of incredibly greasy pepperoni, and when the cheese slides off, the dough underneath looks like bloody brains.

Got a picture, I want to see if it looks anything like the one you created in my head :D :toady:

[amy31416]

Got a picture, I want to see if it looks anything like the one you created in my head :D :toady:

'Fraid not, high school was a while ago for me. The only other things I can tell you about it is that the dough was gummy, the sauce was like thinned out tomato paste, the pizza was square cut and that the "browning" on the crust was light tan.

[Danke]

Got a picture, I want to see if it looks anything like the one you created in my head :D :toady:

I'd imagine she has many in her closet.

[ClydeCoulter]

'Fraid not, high school was a while ago for me. The only other things I can tell you about it is that the dough was gummy, the sauce was like thinned out tomato paste, the pizza was square cut and that the "browning" on the crust was light tan.

It was late 60's and early 70's for me (my first born was 1973, oldest son).

My fondest school lunch memory was chili with a peanut butter and corn syrup sandwich.

[amy31416]

It was late 60's and early 70's for me (my first born was 1973, oldest son).

My fondest school lunch memory was chili with a peanut butter and corn syrup sandwich.

Well that sounds completely repulsive. I do recall some other kids in the neighborhood having peanut butter and butter sandwiches, and there was some other abomination that involved mayonnaise. Oh yeah, and some of them dipped their sandwiches into Kool-Aid.

Heathens.

[amy31416]

I'd imagine she has many in her closet.

What? You want pics of my great granny that I haven't had framed yet?

Weirdo.

[ClydeCoulter]

Well that sounds completely repulsive. I do recall some other kids in the neighborhood having peanut butter and butter sandwiches, and there was some other abomination that involved mayonnaise. Oh yeah, and some of them dipped their sandwiches into Kool-Aid.

Heathens.

No, no, no, no, no. Not mayonnaise, but Miracle Whip. There's a difference. I almost spit a sandwich bite out when I asked my aunt for a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich and it was not made with Miracle Whip. I didn't know that mayonnaise wasn't Miracle Whip. :)

[Danke]

What? You want pics of my great granny that I haven't had framed yet?

Weirdo.

Shouldn't you be breast feeding or changing diapers or something?

[amy31416]

No, no, no, no, no. Not mayonnaise, but Miracle Whip. There's a difference. I almost spit a sandwich bite out when I asked my aunt for a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich and it was not made with Miracle Whip. I didn't know that mayonnaise wasn't Miracle Whip. :)

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Miracle Whip tastes like rotten mayonnaise! Blagh!


Shouldn't you be breast feeding or changing diapers or something?

My kid's almost ready to leave for college, try to keep up. Jesus.

[Danke]

My kid's almost ready to leave for college, try to keep up. Jesus.

I know that, but I thought he still had his issues.

[amy31416]

I know that, but I thought he still had his issues.

You still need to straighten him out.

[Danke]

You still need to straighten him out.

My brother is a psychologist, but I wouldn't want to break up such a perfect match.

[amy31416]

My brother is a psychologist, but I wouldn't want to break up such a perfect match.

Good point.

Wait...your brother is a shrink? Have you been avoiding him?

[Danke]

Good point.

Wait...your brother is a shrink? Have you been avoiding him?

No, he has been avoiding me.

[MelissaWV]

'Fraid not, high school was a while ago for me. The only other things I can tell you about it is that the dough was gummy, the sauce was like thinned out tomato paste, the pizza was square cut and that the "browning" on the crust was light tan.

I remember this! And the cheese... it was never a full sheet of melted cheese. It was not browned yet still crisp and made a kind of latticework through which you could see the aforementioned "sauce."

I read the rest of the thread and now find myself wondering which I would eat if forced to pick one : cafeteria pizza, or pb & mayo. :(

[Henry Rogue]

I never liked the school's fish sticks, which somehow got translated in my young brain as fish dicks and that's what i called them. Fish dicks.

[RonPaulGeorge&Ringo]

Remember what happenned during the last shutdown?

http://image.artfact.com/housePhotos/Alexander/18/113618/H0171-L04404434.jpg

[Danke]

I never liked the school's fish sticks, which somehow got translated in my young brain as fish dicks and that's what i called them. Fish dicks.

You should have opted for the fish tacos, delicious.

[amy31416]

I remember this! And the cheese... it was never a full sheet of melted cheese. It was not browned yet still crisp and made a kind of latticework through which you could see the aforementioned "sauce."

I read the rest of the thread and now find myself wondering which I would eat if forced to pick one : cafeteria pizza, or pb & mayo. :(

Blech. I guess I'd go with cafeteria pizza over pb w/mayo. This is becoming a "Survivor" thread.......

[Seraphim]

Better idea. Shit in a bag, light it on fire and leave a note next to it that reads;

"Fuck you and your 16 weeks of vacation while you bankrupt the country. I hope your daughters grow up ashamed of their father."

[NorfolkPCSolutions]

The president will not be mocked or joked with. Do you really think a regime with this much power would show their vulnerability to practical jokes and pranks? Nobody will ever know.

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Screen-Shot-2013-02-04-at-11.06.14-AM.png

Fuck him.

China thinks so too. (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/get-your-fiscal-house-in-order-china-warns-us-as-superpower-expresses-concern-for-13tn-of-investments-8864935.html)

[NorfolkPCSolutions]

Better idea. Shit in a bag, light it on fire and leave a note next to it that reads;

"Fuck you and your 16 weeks of vacation while you bankrupt the country. I hope your daughters grow up ashamed of their father."

WHOA what in the fuck did I just stumble into

[MRK]

How about sending pizza to the furloughed government agents who are apparently going to be dying on the streets soon?

I'm not sure how you'd get their address information, however.

FOIA Request?

[KingRobbStark]

Send me the pizza. I've been living on noodles for the last 2 years.

[green73]

Did pizza end the government shutdown?

http://nypost.com/2013/10/17/did-pizza-end-the-government-shutdown/

[ClydeCoulter]

Did pizza end the government shutdown?

http://nypost.com/2013/10/17/did-pizza-end-the-government-shutdown/

Haha!