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macmini706
10-04-2013, 02:19 AM
Can i help you

macmini706
10-04-2013, 02:21 AM
Hi new member

XTreat
10-04-2013, 08:01 AM
Welcome new guy.

Occam's Banana
10-04-2013, 09:41 AM
Can i help you

Yes you can. Send me $10,000. Thanks.

Cleaner44
10-04-2013, 10:46 AM
Yes you can. Send me $10,000. Thanks.

I would prefer a structured payment of $9995.

malkusm
10-04-2013, 10:56 AM
I would prefer a structured payment of $9995.

"So it said, 'You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95.' I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and one complicated payment! We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination; good luck! The last payment must be made in wampum!"

ClydeCoulter
10-04-2013, 11:36 AM
Can i help you

Maybe, what help are you offering?

Hello macmini.

Steely Dan
10-04-2013, 01:02 PM
Can i help you

Maybe, I seem to have this problem with athletes foot during the summer. And I'm not even an athlete. I use the sprays and make sure my feet stay clean but it still keeps coming back. I'm disabled and can't even run. And I'm not even obese, so that's not the problem either. Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks in advance!

helmuth_hubener
10-04-2013, 01:12 PM
No, please, allow me to help you. Just let me help you! Let me, help you.

ClydeCoulter
10-04-2013, 01:16 PM
@macmini

Pay no attention to these sarcastic types. They just want to initiate you into the club (even though they will say they are for the individual and don't group people, you are still required to have a dry sense of humor) :D :toady:

Carlybee
10-04-2013, 01:23 PM
"I'm here to help."

Are you the government?

phill4paul
10-04-2013, 01:28 PM
@macmini

Pay no attention to these sarcastic types. They just want to initiate you into the club (even though they will say they are for the individual and don't group people, you are still required to have a dry sense of humor) :D :toady:

Pay no attention to this poster. No one hear likes him and most are convinced he is paid by the oppostion to post on these forums.

Having said that, I'll take a cheeseburger, Pepsi and a chips.

ClydeCoulter
10-04-2013, 01:38 PM
Pay no attention to this poster. No one hear likes him and most are convinced he is paid by the oppostion to post on these forums.

Having said that, I'll take a cheeseburger, Pepsi and a chips.

:D

Steely Dan
10-04-2013, 01:52 PM
"I'm here to help."

Are you the government?

I kinda doubt it unless he's working on his own dime ;)
Although that sure sounds suspiciously like the government to me.

Occam's Banana
10-04-2013, 01:53 PM
No, please, allow me to help you. Just let me help you! Let me, help you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGt5f70K02Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGt5f70K02Q

MelissaWV
10-05-2013, 01:08 PM
Help me, Rhonda?

oyarde
10-05-2013, 01:40 PM
Hi new member

Greetings , what do you do for a living ?

Danke
10-05-2013, 01:42 PM
Can i help you

We this guy is beyond help: http://www.ronpaulforums.com/member.php?39140- , so maybe try working on this one : www.ronpaulforums.com/member.php?22577-

libertarian101
10-05-2013, 02:14 PM
Can i help youHA HA HA................. the funniest thing I ever read on this site lmfao. You are special member

Carsten2012b
10-05-2013, 03:49 PM
*in a Texan accent* Are you one of them government types Mr. Macmini? We don't like your kind around here.