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Lucille
09-27-2013, 11:49 AM
Count me among them. "No drama Obama" my foot. It's one crisis, scandal, drama, and appalling criminal act after another with this chick.

http://www.theburningplatform.com/2013/09/27/looming-stuff/


WASHINGTON—Noting the ceaseless onslaught of issues constantly nearing the eleventh hour, Americans across the country told reporters Tuesday they are sick and tired of all this looming stuff. “Frankly, I would like a week to go by where I don’t hear about some sort of showdown or crisis that is looming, or brewing, or rearing its head, or anything like that,” said 34-year-old Matawan, NJ resident Jonathan Lear, echoing the thoughts of all 315 million U.S. citizens who have expressed a strong desire for the nation to take a break from either approaching or being on the cusp of anything at all, including conflicts, deadlines, decisions, battles, something ending, something beginning, something getting worse, or something getting even worse. “I don’t want to hear about how another bad or difficult thing we need to avoid is ‘on the horizon’ or ‘right around the corner.’ Just let all the horrible impending shit that’s going to happen happen so we can at least get it over with and move on with our lives.” The American populace did confirm, however, that they are more than happy to hear about anything that is in the nation’s rearview mirror.http://www.theonion.com/static/onion/img/terminator_1x.png

Acala
09-27-2013, 12:00 PM
sounded like the title of an Onion article

Lucille
09-27-2013, 12:01 PM
I forgot to add the http://www.theonion.com/static/onion/img/terminator_1x.png at the end.

Occam's Banana
09-27-2013, 12:29 PM
sounded like the title of an Onion article

The article itself reads like one, too.

Yet another example of revealing the truth by telling lies ...