What's Wrong With John Kerry's Face?

[Sola_Fide]

Is it all puffed up with botox?

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ij3Y4.5qEB9Xn9YRlwgA9g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNDc7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/afp.com/photo_1378922365693-3-HD.jpg

[Dr.3D]

Maybe he is wearing a mask.

[AngryCanadian]

And why was John Kerry licking his lips with his tongue?

[Sola_Fide]

And why was John Kerry licking his lips with his tongue?

Reptilian?

[brooks009]

Funny, I thought the same thing when I saw him the other day talking about Syria. Also his nose looks inorganic.

[V3n]

Is it all puffed up with botox?

The poly-juice potion is wearing out.


And why was John Kerry licking his lips with his tongue?

Exhibit 2:

http://vogueent.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_lpjaq4d8qD1qc6x9z.gif

[twomp]

That look is what happens to people when they sell their souls.

[jkr]

the dark side has a price

[robert68]

http://i43.tinypic.com/21etf29.jpg

A close kin.

[krugminator]

John Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

[Dr.3D]

Is it all puffed up with botox?

Maybe he blew a seal.

[Valli6]

Funny, I thought the same thing when I saw him the other day talking about Syria. Also his nose looks inorganic.
Yeah, didn't his nose used to be pointier?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ftbDT-uaIEk/UGyfppRfXfI/AAAAAAAAEH4/RjS-kBOi_10/s1600/wizard-of-oz-apple-tree.jpg

[cajuncocoa]

Did you hear John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker had a kid awhile back?








They named him Seabiscuit. :D

[thehungarian]

John Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

Congrats on the audible groan you got from me. In that same vein, have Sarah Jessica Parker and John Kerry ever been seen in the same place at the same time? I think we've solved it, gentlemen.

[thehungarian]

Did you hear John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker had a kid awhile back?








They named him Seabiscuit. :D

Damnit.

[ZENemy]

Outside reflects whats inside.

[JK/SEA]

strange cat, no doubt. 30 plus years in Congress must be a real bitch. All the power and money you could ever want. Sex, drugs, rock and roll....

yep, Rome is burning.

[thehungarian]

http://themockdock.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sp32-20080909-103356.jpg

"I am a United States Senator!"

[jllundqu]

Facelift and Botox... plus a few satanic demons taking possession:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wQT-DRIlaAY/UQFAgWQsVLI/AAAAAAAAA5E/eOAl9QpJ-HQ/s400/john-kerry-plastic-surgery-before-after.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/34sotjr.png

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2013/03/john-kerry-edition-what-is-it-with.html

[evilfunnystuff]

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpyH2h1kGjU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlcngdW2Ju4

[Carlybee]

Facial filler like Restalyne most likely plus botox

[A Son of Liberty]

I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

But seriously:

http://i48.tinypic.com/34sotjr.png

What the actual fuck is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.

[brushfire]

Evil corruption has an effect on people...


http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Smeagol_corruption_4949.jpg


BTW, the picture of "mask" was classless... why compare him to an ahole like kerry.

[A Son of Liberty]

Evil corruption has an effect on people...


http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Smeagol_corruption_4949.jpg

Winnah winnah, chicken dinnah.

[randomname]

It's just his bone structure. Long face. Still looks more "presidential" than Rand (taller, better hair, great eye area, unaesthetic but strong chin).

[Sola_Fide]

It's just his bone structure. Long face. Still looks more "presidential" than Rand (taller, better hair, great eye area, unaesthetic but strong chin).

Uh huh

[moostraks]

But seriously:

http://i48.tinypic.com/34sotjr.png

What the actual fuck is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.
You had me lol! Thank goodness I am not the only one who thought he looked freakish. Was totally creeped by the lizard tongue during his recent speeches on cspan. His face seems non-responsive like a stroke victim and I just figured I missed something about it. He is not aging gracefully whatever he is doing...

[green73]

Yeah, didn't his nose used to be pointier?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ftbDT-uaIEk/UGyfppRfXfI/AAAAAAAAEH4/RjS-kBOi_10/s1600/wizard-of-oz-apple-tree.jpg

This tree even sounds like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaZmdZACMNo

[A Son of Liberty]

You had me lol! Thank goodness I am not the only one who thought he looked freakish. Was totally creeped by the lizard tongue during his recent speeches on cspan. His face seems non-responsive like a stroke victim and I just figured I missed something about it. He is not aging gracefully whatever he is doing...

;)

Not aging gracefully does not account for the extra 2" of jaw line across the chin, or the protruding orbital bones around the outer parts of his eye sockets.

I still say claymation. At a minimum he's an android doppelganger... Honda needs to hire someone from Madame Tussaud's.

[pacelli]

I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

But seriously:

http://i48.tinypic.com/34sotjr.png


What the actual fuck is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.


Yeah, I'd like to know where the REAL John Kerry is located. This is a fucking farce. Saddam had plastic surgery look-a-likes too..

Kerry kinda looks like Odo from deep space 9.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8400000/Odo-star-trek-deep-space-nine-8476353-577-819.jpg


And he's sounding more like Barbara Wa-wa every day too with that lisp..

[jtstellar]

It's just his bone structure. Long face. Still looks more "presidential" than Rand (taller, better hair, great eye area, unaesthetic but strong chin).

gee you're just biting on this and won't let go.. this' like your 3rd time commenting on his looks and height now.. what's your day job.. struggling male model?

the alpha male conservatives already disagree with you in hordes.. what proof are you looking for? a nod from gay dancers?

[torchbearer]

Kerry now drinks True Blood.
http://www.fictionalfood.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Tru-Blood.jpg

[Occam's Banana]

What's Wrong With John Kerry's Face?

The problem with John Kerry's face is the vile & putrid lump of evil-emitting, death-generating synapses behind his face ...

THAT's what's wrong with John Kerry's face.

[enhanced_deficit]

Facelift and Botox... plus a few satanic demons taking possession:


http://i48.tinypic.com/34sotjr.png

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2013/03/john-kerry-edition-what-is-it-with.html


http://thepalmwinetapper.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/plastic-surgery-gone-wrong.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=tWpNv0YK2YdmWM&tbnid=73NcS5pBmgiycM:&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthepalmwinetapper.wordpress.com%2 F2013%2F03%2F02%2Foliver-twist-syndrome%2F&ei=158yUsCLIoHA8ATa_4HQCg&psig=AFQjCNHTt4SYnoqoN3Q_OZjCNmlBKXKIIQ&ust=1379135831647807)


http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/5021376cecad04cd1100000a-1200/splash-actress-daryl-hannah-51-denies-ever-having-plastic-surgery-and-says-it-makes-people-look-like-muppets-but-her-lips-and-cheeks-look-fuller.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=ROXebf28J6FBlM&tbnid=_TvIYHYrQMoCuM:&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.businessinsider.com%2F17-celebrity-before-and-after-plastic-surgery-disasters-2012-8%3Fop%3D1&ei=b6AyUsnmIIX48wTZ_4CABg&psig=AFQjCNHSfZ2WoKUFXtz-kvtaUj2FPdjwTw&ust=1379135983577982)http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Wf9iXcc_l98/URT8dwfI4jI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/iLVugTGShAg/s400/mickey-rourke-plastic-surgery-pics.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=R881ooa8_kILkM&tbnid=ffZ06kJI6g-gWM:&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fstarplasticsurgery.blogspot.com%2 F&ei=i6AyUt0Zg_T2BLbtgUA&psig=AFQjCNGRuN1jh5Q20ZAIwEWu2_ldKcBgKQ&ust=1379136011032754)
http://celebnosejob.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Joan-Van-Ark-Plastic-Surgery-Before-and-After.jpg



17 Celebrity Before-And-After Plastic Surgery Disasters (http://www.businessinsider.com/17-celebrity-before-and-after-plastic-surgery-disasters-2012-8?op=1)

[Original_Intent]

I'm up too late and now I am gonna have bad dreams tonite.

If I wreck on my way to work tomorrow, it's on you guys.

[Dary]

What's Wrong With John Kerry's Face?

It's on his head?

[CaptUSA]

Maybe he blew a seal.Wait. What?!!


http://www.iwallscreen.com/stock/funny-animals-harp-seal-full-hd-wallpaper.jpg??
http://wemeantwell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/seal13.jpg??

[Contumacious]

Is it all puffed up with botox?

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ij3Y4.5qEB9Xn9YRlwgA9g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNDc7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/afp.com/photo_1378922365693-3-HD.jpg

The stress from lying causes facies.

.

[Dr.3D]

Wait. What?!!


http://www.iwallscreen.com/stock/funny-animals-harp-seal-full-hd-wallpaper.jpg??
http://wemeantwell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/seal13.jpg??
Well, which one would most likely cause him to look like that?

[Red Green]

That's what you look like after bathing in the blood of young virgins. It's an ancient Kerry family (and Kennedy, Bush, Gore, etc) beauty secret.

[mosquitobite]

I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

But seriously:

http://i48.tinypic.com/34sotjr.png

What the actual fuck is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.

He doesn't look the same at all. Unless they cut off some of that long ass jawline, who the heck is the imposter?

[unconsious767]

It looks like his head was in a vice, from chin to crown. This would account for the expanded jaw line, shortened head length, and popped out eye orbits.

[mosquitobite]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/09/04/john-kerrys-face-looks-different-exhaustion-illness-botox/


Simple explanation, said his personal spokesman Glen Johnson. Kerry has been working non-stop with no vacation — and barely has had time to squeeze in a simple haircut.
But that didn’t stop the speculation.
“It’s looks to me that he has limited movement on the left side of his face,” said cosmetic dermatologist Tina Alster.
“He doesn’t have any movement in his face at all,” said plastic surgeon Barry Cohen.
It could also be one of many other possibilities. Lack of sleep — no surprise, given the last couple of months with his wife’s illness and the Syrian crisis. Or something as simple as allergies, which could cause his eyes and face to puff up. It could be a minor cosmetic procedure like Botox or another injectable, or Bell’s palsy, a common virus which affects facial nerves and can mimic a minor stroke or bad Botox. Or simply stress.

[Dianne]

Facelift and Botox... plus a few satanic demons taking possession:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wQT-DRIlaAY/UQFAgWQsVLI/AAAAAAAAA5E/eOAl9QpJ-HQ/s400/john-kerry-plastic-surgery-before-after.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/34sotjr.png

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2013/03/john-kerry-edition-what-is-it-with.html


I have always speculated that is not John Kerry. That is not the same jaw and not the same nose. In pic 3, look how crooked his nose is to pic 4. And whoever this guy is, is wearing a wig. There is no way a man could go all those years without his hairline changing.

[Dianne]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/09/04/john-kerrys-face-looks-different-exhaustion-illness-botox/

Can you post the picture they are showing on this site? I don't know how to do it. It is definitely a far cry from pictures shown above.

[Dianne]

"It could also be one of many other possibilities. Lack of sleep — no surprise, given the last couple of months with his wife’s illness and the Syrian crisis." Or simply stress.

“Stress can always make you look not like yourself,” said Alster.

I've been getting up at 3:00 a.m. every morning, and I don't look like that.

[torchbearer]

that is a side effect of true evil.
The emperor's spokesman today claimed that the unusual look is caused by stress.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/8/8f/20130207121427!Emperor_RotJ.png

[mosquitobite]

Can you post the picture they are showing on this site? I don't know how to do it. It is definitely a far cry from pictures shown above.

I could on my laptop, but don't know how on this iPad!

[Feeding the Abscess]

I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

But seriously:

http://i48.tinypic.com/34sotjr.png

What the actual fuck is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.

Went from looking kinda like Jeff Flake to looking like Rob Pearlman.

[ClydeCoulter]

Stress and lack of sleep, hmmmm, seems like that would make your face thin out, or at least those I have known to be under stress have gotten thinner faced, myself included.

And isn't just those "conspiracy theorists" on the forum, eh?

[VIDEODROME]

I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

But seriously:

http://i48.tinypic.com/34sotjr.png


This isn't even.... my final form.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Jm_lTXPoEHQ/SekgcveZroI/AAAAAAAABVg/0-ka7ZBVCuQ/s400/Crank+2.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb682WbGgOA

[KEEF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHhbiFKHwak

[osan]

Is it all puffed up with botox?



For pity's sake man, what would you expect Satan's whelp to look like, Judy Garland?

[VIDEODROME]

http://eddiesentertainment.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/weird.png

[Marenco]

Twin brother?

http://www.windows7themesfree.net/images/Animals/dogs-4/bloodhound-1600x1200.jpg

[Dr.3D]

Twin brother?

http://www.windows7themesfree.net/images/Animals/dogs-4/bloodhound-1600x1200.jpg
I'll bet he smells better than Kerry.

[Suzanimal]

Botox is a gateway drug for plastic surgery. I think ole Kerry has moved on to the hard stuff.

[Scrapmo]

"What's wrong with John Kerry's Face?"

Shit comes out of it?

[dillo]

its from shapeshifting out of lizard form

[pacelli]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/files/2013/09/k-4a1378319239_image_982w.jpg

WTF? 3rd kerry ?