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tangent4ronpaul
08-24-2013, 07:57 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinesharrock/this-nsa-twitter-parody-account-is-both-hilarious-and-upsett

You know how you will sometimes say, "I never got the email"? We have it.

Does anyone know the country code for Yemen? One of our analysts typed the wrong digits in and ended up listening to a call in Maine.

Sometimes, when we're really bored we like to pretend we're you and respond to emails you haven't replied to.

We're really stunned to learn that tens of thousands of people fail to reply to their mothers' emails. What's wrong with you people?

American people, think you can do us a favor & spell check your emails before hitting send? Would save our analysts a lot of time.

Off the record: that conf call we had for reporters the other day was a ploy to get all of their phone #s. Can't believe they fell for it.

Fun fact: whenever you visit our websites, http://t.co/JnzlclJT8L and http://t.co/QBU2l6tV4z, we capture your IP addresses and monitor you.

You all realize that when we say we're only collecting "metadata" we're lying right?

Fyi, we plan to lie again to Congress later this month.

-t