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green73
08-14-2013, 07:40 AM
For the past few years, the Federal Reserve has been preparing to introduce a redesigned hundred-dollar bill into circulation. It will have a Liberty Bell that changes color, a new hidden message on Ben Franklin’s collar, and tiny 3-D images that move when you tilt the bill this way or that. But delay has followed delay. And now again: The New Yorker has learned that another production snafu has taken place at one of the country’s two currency factories, according to a document from the Bureau of Engraving and Printing.

The cause of the latest blunder is something known as “mashing,” according to Darlene Anderson, a spokeswoman for the bureau. When too much ink is applied to the paper, the lines of the artwork aren’t as crisp as they should be, like when a kid tries to carefully color inside the lines—using watercolors and a fat paintbrush.

Anderson said this happens “infrequently.” Still, this foul-up is only the latest embarrassment for the bureau. The redesigned hundred-dollar bill was meant to be released in early 2011, but has been delayed for the past two years because of a massive printing error, separate from the recent mashing problem, in which some notes were left with a blank spot.

This time, recent batches of cash from the Washington, D.C., plant contained “clearly unacceptable” bills intermixed with passable ones, according to a July memo to employees from Larry Felix, the bureau’s director. So the Fed is returning more than thirty million hundred-dollar notes and demanding its money back, Felix wrote. Another thirty billion dollars’ worth of paper sits in limbo awaiting examination, and Fed officials have informed the bureau that they will not accept any hundred-dollar notes made at the Washington, D.C., facility until further notice.

Felix’s letter says internal quality-control measures should have prevented the bureau “from delivering defective work,” and that those responsible would be held accountable. The bureau now has to race to meet an October 8th deadline for delivering the year’s cash orders and to finally get the new hundred-dollar bill into circulation as promised. To that end, Felix has ordered the country’s other money factory, in Fort Worth, Texas, to accelerate its efforts. “There are dire consequences involved here because BEP sells Federal Reserve notes to the Board to finance our entire operation,” he wrote in the memo. “If the BEP does not meet the order, the BEP does not get paid.”

The financial toll from the recent bungle is tough to know: the Treasury and the Fed have little interest in calculating it, let alone being transparent about it. Still, the direct cost probably isn’t greater than the sum of what the bureau pumps out in a few days. “Central banks are a bit like other businesses,” said Ben Mazzotta, a researcher at the Fletcher School’s Institute for Business in the Global Context who focusses on the costs of different forms of money. “They can draw down inventories or order additional product.”

There are other costs, though. Taxpayers will have to pay to inspect, correct, produce, transport, and secure all the additional money that will replace the botched notes. Disposing of the bad bills? That’s on taxpayers, too, as are the additional hours spent making up for the mistake by employees of the bureau.

A possible greater cost of these scrip shenanigans is diminished confidence in the greenback. The situation is akin to a magician getting caught unloading a crate of bunnies from the back of his truck. It threatens to injure the aura—the almightiness—of the dollar that enables most people to go about their business without ever stopping to examine the bills in their hand or to contemplate what gives them value. The only thing conferring value on those dollars, of course, is trust in other people’s trust in them, which is both weird and magnificent.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2013/08/blunder-at-the-money-factory.html

Carson
08-14-2013, 08:29 AM
"It threatens to injure the aura—the almightiness"


That reminds me of the part in, O Brother Where Art Though were they say,


Lund: Now, what can I do you for Mr. French?

French: How can I lay a hold of them Soggy Bottom Boys?

Lund: Soggy Bottom? I don't precisely recollect them.

French: They cut a record in here a few days ago, was an old-timey harmony thing with a guitar accom... accomp...

Lund: Oh here, here, here, I remember them! They was colored fellas, I believe.

French: Uh huh.

Lund: Yessuh, they're a fine bunch a boys. They sang in the yonder can and skeedadled.

French: Well that record is goin' through the goddamned roof. They playin' it as far away as Mobile.

Lund: Naw?

French: Whole damn state's goin' apey.

Lund: Well it was a powerful air.

French: Hot damn, we gotta find them boys and sign 'em to a big fat contract. Hells Bells, Mr. Lund, if we don't the goddamned competition will.

Lund: Ohhhh mercy! Yes we got to beat that competition.


Which isn't in this clip.


O Brother Where Art Though - The Soggy Bottom Boys - I Am A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZtgZ5fHOuU

PaulConventionWV
08-14-2013, 08:49 AM
I wonder what one of those things would be worth if one of them were to end up in the hands of the public?

green73
08-14-2013, 09:22 AM
I wonder what one of those things would be worth if one of them were to end up in the hands of the public?

How much yo wanna bet that a lot of this money never gets destroyed?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dPjONDN3ZI

green73
08-14-2013, 09:23 AM
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Occam's Banana
08-14-2013, 09:49 AM
The only thing conferring value on those dollars, of course, is trust in other people’s trust in them, which is both weird and magnificent.

Weird? Definitely!

Magnificent? Not so much ...

asurfaholic
08-14-2013, 09:52 AM
The same fucktard government idiots that can't keep hundreds of anti aircraft missiles from getting "lost" is in charge of making sure there is proper disposal of 30b worth of slightly botched $100 bills.

This cant go wrong.

asurfaholic
08-14-2013, 09:53 AM
Weird? Definitely!

Magnificent? Not so much ...

Magnificent isn't by default a positive word, it can work in this context.

mczerone
08-14-2013, 10:05 AM
There are other costs, though. Taxpayers will have to pay to inspect, correct, produce, transport, and secure all the additional money that will replace the botched notes. Disposing of the bad bills? That’s on taxpayers, too, as are the additional hours spent making up for the mistake by employees of the bureau.


I'm done with this sort of language. The "taxpayers" won't be paying to fix/do these things, they'll be stolen from regardless, and the govt will be paying for those things.

It's like saying that McDonald's customers are paying to buy drugs for a street junkie because the money goes to the manager who sends his kids to private school, paying the teachers who buy school supplies from Staples, who sponsor a stadium where basketball players are paid to play, who give to charitable organizations who support cancer researchers, who buy equipment from a firm that sponsors lunch meetings between developers of their products and the developers get robbed by a street junkie on their way to said lunch.

Stop complaining about how the stolen money was spent. Start complaining that they're stealing your money. Otherwise for every "good" thing that the govt does, your argument loses force. "But they support basic science research, NASA, roads, police, welfare, social order, our foreign allies, etc, etc, blah, blah." You'll be left arguing how to best ensure that the stolen money is going to be only spent on "good" things, how to eliminate corruption, and how to implement a "revenue neutral FairTax."

Occam's Banana
08-14-2013, 10:21 AM
Magnificent isn't by default a positive word, it can work in this context.

It *is* "by default" a positive word. The use of "magnificent" in a netural or non-positive sense is very uncommon. Furthermore, the author used the word as part of a pairing ("both weird and magnificent") that strongly suggests it was intended as contrastive rather than complementary. Since "weird" is clearly non-positive, contrast is achieved by using "magnificent" in its (default) positive sense. If this was not the author's intention, then he should have worded things differently.

asurfaholic
08-14-2013, 10:59 AM
It *is* "by default" a positive word. The use of "magnificent" in a netural or non-positive sense is very uncommon. Furthermore, the author used the word as part of a pairing ("both weird and magnificent") that strongly suggests it was intended as contrastive rather than complementary. Since "weird" is clearly non-positive, contrast is achieved by using "magnificent" in its (default) positive sense. If this was not the author's intention, then he should have worded things differently.

Luckily this isn't life and death- you could be right or wrong, but something can be magnificent and be bad too- the magnificent tower of flaming dog doodoo was falling down on the crowd.

Looking up the definition i think you may be technically right, but there is room for it to go the other way- magnificent - descriptive meaning great, or striking.

I guess we could just ask what he meant lol.

Occam's Banana
08-14-2013, 11:30 AM
Luckily this isn't life and death- you could be right or wrong, but something can be magnificent and be bad too- the magnificent tower of flaming dog doodoo was falling down on the crowd.

Looking up the definition i think you may be technically right, but there is room for it to go the other way- magnificent - descriptive meaning great, or striking.

I guess we could just ask what he meant lol.

Oh, I agree. I wasn't disputing that "magnificent" cannot ever be used in the way you describe. It certainly can be (and has been).
But it almost never is (which is why the "default" meaning is positive). And when it is, the context (should) always make that clear.
For example, the context of a "tower of flaming dog doodoo" is definitely not a positive one. Unless the "crowd" it falls on is Congress.
(Now THAT would be truly magnificent - in the positive sense. :D)

oyarde
08-14-2013, 11:41 AM
Where can I get a couple of these ?

Cleaner44
08-14-2013, 12:26 PM
I have been watching this bullshit story for YEARS! First off it ridiculous that such a massive quantity of bills would be printed without a proper quality assurance that would allow the problem be get so far. Its not like the technology for printing a $100 bill is different than printing a $50 bill. Then they had a bunch of the bills stolen in Phily. Still they can't get these bills printed and issued?


April 21, 2010 the new $100 bill was announced
February 10, 2011 was to enter circulation
October 2012 FBI: 'Large Amount' Of Newly Designed $100 Bills Stolen At Philadelphia International Airport (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/12/fbi-one-hundred-dollar-bills_n_1962702.html)
On April 24, 2013, a release date of October 8, 2013 was announced



The whole thing seems very fishy to me. I wonder if we will ever see them. I would not be surprised if Geitner already has a load of them at his house.

nobody's_hero
08-14-2013, 01:25 PM
I wonder what the secret message on Franklin's collar is. Probably some revisionist nonsense. "I love the Fed" or something.