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Origanalist
08-04-2013, 07:21 AM
Glorious Leader turns 52 today!

Now that the oceans have stopped rising and the planet has begun to heal and the world is finally at peace I think we should collectively :D decide how to show our appreciation. Democracy FTW! C'mon all you brainiacs!

WM_in_MO
08-04-2013, 07:27 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Hangmans_Noose_Howto.jpg
Fix'd

Origanalist
08-04-2013, 07:31 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Hangmans_Noose_Howto.jpg

Simple, yet heartfelt. I say it's a contender.

tod evans
08-04-2013, 07:50 AM
Happy birthday motherfucker;

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/CowPie-JeffVanuga.JPG

Origanalist
08-04-2013, 07:59 AM
Happy birthday motherfucker;

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/CowPie-JeffVanuga.JPG

I think something that doesn't say "country" might be more to dear leaders liking......

tod evans
08-04-2013, 08:03 AM
I think something that doesn't say "country" might be more to dear leaders liking......

A bit more "worldly"...

Happy birthday motherfucker, we'll never see another....:(

http://www.hangthebankers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Children-of-the-drone-4.jpg

otherone
08-04-2013, 08:08 AM
Glorious Leader turns 52 today!

Now that the oceans have stopped rising and the planet has begun to heal and the world is finally at peace I think we should collectively :D decide how to show our appreciation. Democracy FTW! C'mon all you brainiacs!

https://edgecastcdn.net/800034/www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg2/GNOM-2575-2.jpg

Origanalist
08-04-2013, 08:13 AM
https://edgecastcdn.net/800034/www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg2/GNOM-2575-2.jpg

I might have to pass on that one, unintended consequences............

otherone
08-04-2013, 08:18 AM
I might have to pass on that one, unintended consequences............

They moved the sodomy thread to hot topics....

green73
08-04-2013, 08:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY2OHpYB30k

Occam's Banana
08-04-2013, 08:42 AM
Dedicated to Statists everywhere on their birthdays ...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdsXQVQRWXM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdsXQVQRWXM
Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water, There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War Three
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the Sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you

Happy Birthday! And a pinch to grow an inch!

torchbearer
08-04-2013, 08:44 AM
Happy birthday motherfucker;

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/CowPie-JeffVanuga.JPG

Hope Obama likes chocolate cake!
added bonus: its all icing!

Origanalist
08-04-2013, 08:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY2OHpYB30k

Now were talking, wouldn't that be glorious citizen?

qh4dotcom
08-04-2013, 08:55 AM
Is everyone here absolutely sure today is his birthday? I recall No one knows where he was born or when because no one has seen an authentic birth certificate.

torchbearer
08-04-2013, 08:59 AM
Is everyone here absolutely sure today is his birthday? I recall No one knows where he was born or when because no one has seen an authentic birth certificate.

well, Obama=Messiah
Messiah= Jesus (just go with it)
we don't celebrate Jesus birthday on his actual birthday
therefore, we don't need to worry about when Obombya's birthday really is.

donnay
08-04-2013, 09:19 AM
Glorious Leader turns 52 today!

Now that the oceans have stopped rising and the planet has begun to heal and the world is finally at peace I think we should collectively :D decide how to show our appreciation. Democracy FTW! C'mon all you brainiacs!



Thank goodness he isn't a dog--he would be 364 years old today. :D

Antischism
08-04-2013, 11:09 AM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/101000/Droppin-some-peace-bombs-on-my-birthday---101280.jpg

heavenlyboy34
08-04-2013, 11:23 AM
You all forgot the burnt offering! WTF is wrong with you? :eek: Do you want to incur his wrath? :(
I'll take care of this...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RWLFBpz5uPE/Tkn_mFV1DrI/AAAAAAAAAKg/cHgS0dh7BtI/s1600/burnt+offering.jpg

Teenager For Ron Paul
08-04-2013, 12:33 PM
They be already celabratin'
http://americablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/OBAMA.gif

With your tax dollars of course.

juleswin
08-04-2013, 12:49 PM
Oh no, I got to call my mom today. She shares the same birthday with Obombo, my sister has the same day with Bill Clinton and mine is with GWB. And the funny thing is that my dad has the same birthday as Joe Biden (Nov 20). I wonder if it is a sign, weird.

Henry Rogue
08-04-2013, 01:23 PM
Oh no, I got to call my mom today. She shares the same birthday with Obombo, my sister has the same day with Bill Clinton and mine is with GWB. And the funny thing is that my dad has the same birthday as Joe Biden (Nov 20). I wonder if it is a sign, weird. That is weird. Got any relation that shares their birthday with Rand?

juleswin
08-04-2013, 02:09 PM
That is weird. Got any relation that shares their birthday with Rand?

I don't know about my extended family, but closest thing to Rand's birth day is Feb 7. So if Biden doesn't run, it will break a streak running since the days 94 :)

Flugel89
08-04-2013, 02:15 PM
Fuck him. This is my birthday.

Happy birthday to your mother, Juleswin!

bolil
08-04-2013, 02:19 PM
Happy birthday President! Thanks to you many children will never know another. Sleep well, scum bag murderer. Oh and fuck you and your plants.

Peace Piper
08-04-2013, 02:24 PM
Barack Obama: The Child - The Messiah - The Obamessiah
A Tribute, by Gerard Baker

"He ventured forth to bring light to the world"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKlVtHJzvwQ

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2192/iywi.jpg

Happy Birthday Amateur!
http://www.amazon.com/The-Amateur-Edward-Klein/dp/1596987855/
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412e5Unq3fL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

‘Come on, man, you should know better when politicians make promises.’ ----Barack Hussein Obama, The Amateur, chapter 4

"Who IS this guy?"

Christian Liberty
08-04-2013, 02:32 PM
Revelation 13:1:p

heavenlyboy34
08-04-2013, 07:55 PM
Fuck him. This is my birthday.

Happy birthday to your mother, Juleswin!
You should start a birthday thread a get a bunch of free +rep. :D ;)