PDA

View Full Version : Possible explanation of why Dick Cheney is such an evil bastard




randomname
07-28-2013, 03:47 AM
he has a fake heart (and back when he had a heart it was totally disfunctional)

enhanced_deficit
07-28-2013, 11:23 AM
He has a pace maker in his heart?
Maybe some day sientists will invent peace makers for heart too.

On a different note, it is another divine mysterty how some people die of natural causes at 35 and some live with artificial parts for long time:
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?422555-36-Year-Old-Hacker-Who-Made-ATMs-Spit-Out-Cash-Dies-in-San-Francisco-%28Michael-Hastings-Dea&

KrokHead
07-28-2013, 12:43 PM
His parents gave him the name "Dick" hoping he would learn how to fight. Instead, he suffered decades of insults, violence, and sexual abuse from 'super cool' male peers. He had to take it out on the world one day, it was inevitable.

Brian4Liberty
07-28-2013, 12:46 PM
IIRC, Cheney now has someone else's heart. It hasn't effected his level of evil though.

Legend1104
07-28-2013, 02:03 PM
I was thinking demon possession, but whatever.

paulbot24
07-28-2013, 02:05 PM
What's this about being able to remotely hack into somebody's heart and kill them that I read about in another thread? Oh, for some reason, this one made me think of that other one and......oops.:D

Legend1104
07-28-2013, 02:10 PM
What's this about being able to remotely hack into somebody's heart and kill them that I read about in another thread? Oh, for some reason, this one made me think of that other one and......oops.:D

Well in Homeland they did use that method to kill the Vice President.

paulbot24
07-28-2013, 02:25 PM
Well in Homeland they did use that method to kill the Vice President.

That must be it! Yep. Great show that Homeland is......;)

Working Poor
07-28-2013, 02:53 PM
maybe he read Hitler as a child.