What do you think best describes Chris Christie?

[Neil Desmond]

Please use this poll to indicate what you think best describes Christopher James "Chris" Christie, the current governor of New Jersey.

[Michael Landon]

Liberal.

- ML

[Christian Liberty]

Evil?

[Neil Desmond]

Liberal.

- ML
Oops, sorry; didn't include that one in the poll. But yeah, I agree. He's also a neocon, though. Can someone be both liberal and a neocon? Well, I suppose they can be a liberal neocon.

[Neil Desmond]

Evil?
Oh! Another good answer that I didn't include in the poll. Shoot! Oh, well; too late.

[Root]

Statist.

[Christian Liberty]

Well, I feel bad for the baffoon, but I guess I have to vote option 2.

With the acknowledgement that that was really, really mean to the baffoon, and generous to Christie.

[phill4paul]

Kluge is a douche!

[kcchiefs6465]

You are far too polite.

[Neil Desmond]

Statist.
Dang, I'm going to have to fire that guy who came up with the answers for the poll (i.e., myself) - anyways, that's another great response.

[Ranger29860]

Please use this poll to indicate what you think best describes Christopher James "Chris" Christie, the current governor of New Jersey.
Somewhat well meaning person who really has no clue what he is doing nor any idea what the consequences of his actions really are.

[Tinnuhana]

"Corpulent" comes to mind.

[leverguy]

He's the governor of NJ for chrissakes. How could he be other than some sort of circus act given the electorate that chose him?

[BamaAla]

"Corpulent" comes to mind.

I was going to go with gargantuan.

[Anti Federalist]

Rudy Giuliani - heavy.

[Christian Liberty]

I know a bunch of people felt bad for the poor baffoon and so didn't vote, but how could ANYBODY vote for the first or third options?

[Kotin]

A fat douchey liberal gun-grabbing interventionist

[gwax23]

chubby around the waists

[CaseyJones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-sALU_hveA

someone edit Christie into this

[mad cow]

Big-Boned

[jkob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm-_Cnyk3u0

[MikeStanart]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-E_S0cp-1es/TQo35ncQnKI/AAAAAAAAD9I/HG1sTZEOqEc/s400/ChristmasWalrus.jpg

[ctiger2]

Narcissistic Fascist Psychopath or NFP for short.

[jim49er]

That guy thought he was going to push the American Dream or xanadu and get it done. lol

http://videos.nj.com/star-ledger/2013/07/video_gov_chris_christie_predi.html

http://www.google.com/search?q=xanadu+meadowlands&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=xqn0UZeFJLL84AOdkYGACw&sqi=2&ved=0CDcQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=781

[JK/SEA]

traitorous fucking scum.

sorry, thats the best i can do.

[No1butPaul]

muhaha ... my puppet

http://www.constantinereport.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kissinger.jpg?resize=200%2C133

[James Madison]

Mitt Romney with a bigger waistline.

[jim49er]

Who will host the SB?

[specsaregood]

He's the governor of NJ for chrissakes. How could he be other than some sort of circus act given the electorate that chose him?

Hey now, you should look at the guy he was up against last go around. I'm no big fan of the big man; but he's still way better than the last crook.

[No1butPaul]

who are those 2 people that said he has class!!!

[jim49er]

who are those 2 people that said he has class!!!

NSA and Zippy.

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

paranoid, I've never seen so much security on one guy

[Weston White]

He is comparable to either an evil garden snail or a cockroach infestation.

[Weston White]

paranoid, I've never seen so much security on one guy

Oh most of those guys are actually his standing-helpers—he has weak knees you know. ;)

[Weston White]

Rudy Giuliani - heavy.

Nice one. He is what Giuliani would look like if he had been shoveling “rippers” and “cremators” down his gullet over the last 40-years.

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

Oh most of those guys are actually his standing-helpers—he has weak knees you know. ;)

or there's just more of him to protect LOL

[Weston White]

Heh, an Obama’ entourage worth. Even Moochelle gets jealous when he sauntres around the Whitehouse on BBQ-rib day.

Oh I got it, can’t believe nobody here thought of this one as of yet… He is a literal den of vipers, to Andrew Jackson’s simile.

And a bonus one: He is the physical manifestation of what would happen if one were actually capable of swallowing the whole of all ultra left-wing and extreme right-wing sites throughout the Internet.

[chudrockz]

Dammit, one of these days I'm going to learn (or re-learn, possibly) how to put pictures on here. Sigh-

http://www.justjenniferblog.com/2012/02/im-not-fat-im-poofy.html

[Antischism]

Rebloodlican.

[Neil Desmond]

Dammit, one of these days I'm going to learn (or re-learn, possibly) how to put pictures on here. Sigh-

http://www.justjenniferblog.com/2012/02/im-not-fat-im-poofy.html

Here you go:

http://www.justjenniferblog.com/2012/02/im-not-fat-im-poofy.html


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R1LG45n7aJM/Tzsx3kC5CTI/AAAAAAAABF8/rFol6WBA7DM/s640/jess+took+4-1.jpg

[Anti Federalist]

Dammit, one of these days I'm going to learn (or re-learn, possibly) how to put pictures on here. Sigh-

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R1LG45n7aJM/Tzsx3kC5CTI/AAAAAAAABF8/rFol6WBA7DM/s640/jess+took+4-1.jpg

FTFY

[chudrockz]

Hey thanks, now if only I could figure that out. I mean, I've only been here six years! :)

[Neil Desmond]

http://blog.archpaper.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chris-christie.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwFD6yZ-bDg

[luctor-et-emergo]

Democrat.

[torchbearer]

Harkonnen
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjA5NDI2MDYzN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTIxNTk2._V1._ SX485_SY326_.jpg

http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/73543/892516/baron_fina5.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay3bCW3F3QU


By the time the traitor is fully revealed, the fate of Atreides will already be sealed.

[presence]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/352069/fat_bastard.jpg

[Working Poor]

I think : "owned by the Bush/Cheney cartel" somes it up.

[Snew]

fat statist pig.

[juleswin]

Establishment, statist, Charlie Crisp wannabe, Bush/Romney republican, fraud etc etc

[enhanced_deficit]

Like is case with McCain, Lindsey Graham, Cantor etc... Christie and Obama are also money-brothers and have common money sources fundig them.

Term political prostitutes is not used often enough in our free media.

[KrokHead]

A 340 pounder with Cheese.

[cajuncocoa]

who are those 2 people that said he has class!!!

I was going to ask this myself! It's up to 5 people now!! :eek:

[Neil Desmond]

who are those 2 people that said he has class!!!

I was going to ask this myself! It's up to 5 people now!! :eek:
Boggles the mind.

[bolil]

In a word: Glutton
In a phrase: Hypocrite of gathering girth
In a vulgarity infused paragraph: A fat piece of shit that feels justified, nay, entitled to nurture his own forms of escape while using the heavy handed power of government to deny others theirs. A bottom feeding fucker fish, with plenty to feed on thanks to the current state of affairs. A demagoging chunk ass with more fat than sense, and that supplies his surfeit of chub with other peoples cents and doesn't seem to get it. A disgusting example of humanity, a depressing reminder of how low it can go. In other words, He is Barack Obama with an R, more fat, and more pale skin. Nance Pelosi with a small probiscus. All in all, and there is alot of all, he proffers and apt archtype for Murica, fuck yeah. And...

Fuck him.

[compromise]

This image says it all:

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/713000/713076_6ce1_1024x2000.jpg

[Theocrat]

http://newsbusters.org/static/2009/11/NYT%20Lindsey%20Graham%20%27Slammed%20Back%20Home% 27%20for%20Being%20a%20RINO.jpg

[Neil Desmond]

This image says it all:

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/713000/713076_6ce1_1024x2000.jpg


http://newsbusters.org/static/2009/11/NYT%20Lindsey%20Graham%20%27Slammed%20Back%20Home% 27%20for%20Being%20a%20RINO.jpg

Nice!

[The Free Hornet]

who are those 2 people that said he has class!!!


NSA and Zippy.

Yuck it up. You're the one who'll lose his shuffleboard privileges at FEMA camp.

[Xenliad]

He's well fed. He'll be fine in northern states but probably die campaigning in the southern heat.

[BetterCallSaul]

Oops, sorry; didn't include that one in the poll. But yeah, I agree. He's also a neocon, though. Can someone be both liberal and a neocon? Well, I suppose they can be a liberal neocon.

I was at a town-hall meeting with a "Liberty" candidate (neo-con christian hater fool) and spoke with a friend of his supporters, a teacher in the local school system who identified herself as "liberal."

Half of the discussion between her and the supporters (neo-con GOP ignoramuses) consisted of a back and forth that went something like, "Oh yeah well Reagan...blah blah blah" "NO! Clinton blah blah blah."

When she told me that she loved Obama, I asked, "Which of his policies appeal more to you- murdering children overseas with robots, or putting americans in dungeons with no charge?"

She then went off on a rant about how no muslim child ("Anyone 'over there') can possibly grow up to do anythign except plot to murder any american that they can, and that they should be "flicked off the map."

That sentiment united her to the GOP people.

[BetterCallSaul]

I mean, "Grrr chris christie is fat..." LOL

anyone hating on him for being fat is probably related to at least 3 people out of whom an additional 2 can be formed from excess flesh.

[KEEF]

Bought and paid for, and when I say paid for, I mean that they pay him in bulk foods.

[Dianne]

Full of hot air ... Christie is one of Obama's right hand men ... He is nothing but a United Nations schill dressed up in PIG'S clothing.

[Root]

I when speaking to friends and family, I often refer to Christie as Governor Sandwich.

[BetterCallSaul]

Wow so dumb.


What if there was an awesome and amazing NJ figure of great and immense corpulence, who perfectly embodied and communicated the non-aggression principle? Won't you people feel stupid using someone's fatness as their defining characteristic and as some kind of moral stain then?

[Root]

^ Rand's hair?:toady:

[fr33]

A perfect example of what America is becoming. A pompous spoiled rotten whore who couldn't actually feed himself if he had to. Give him only his most basic needs and not only will he stop being fat, he'll starve to death. He has no concept of liberty or more importantly... responsibility.

[Feeding the Abscess]

Neocon scum

[RickyJ]

I don't what it is, I assume it is a male, but can't be certain.

[BetterCallSaul]

Are you people serious? Aren't there fat people that post here...?

[surf]

Are you people serious? Aren't there fat people that post here...?he's the enemy. it's like Washington State alums posting their diplomas on their windshields so they can park in "handicapped" spots - possibly taking Christie's spot....

anyone that believes that the government can spy on everyone is, almost by definition, a pompous buffoon. if that buffoon tyrant's also a fat and loudmouthed national figure, you can bet we'll express our disapproval in ways that you may see as inappropriate. if you find that uncomfortable, you probably shouldn't be here.

[BetterCallSaul]

But what about fat liberty people...?

Does the Liberty movement intentionally* cultivate an image of cruel and childish savage ignorance, or does it just come natural to the sort drawn to it?

*as in, are the people speaking so shamefully being paid by Koch-allied disinformation agencies?

Can anyone else maybe weigh in here and repair the ass reputation that is now being presented by "men and women of Liberty?"

[torchbearer]

no one else thinks of Harkonnen with christie?
am i'm the only dune fan on the forum or do others think the connection too loose?
listen to the lines in the youtube from the scifi channel version of dune.
sounds like a neocon trying to get rid up an upstart libertarian who has come to favor.

[Origanalist]

no one else thinks of Harkonnen with christie?
am i'm the only dune fan on the forum or do others think the connection too loose?
listen to the lines in the youtube from the scifi channel version of dune.
sounds like a neocon trying to get rid up an upstart libertarian who has come to favor.

Oh no, I made that connection a long time ago. It's a perfect fit...:)

[Origanalist]

But what about fat liberty people...?

Does the Liberty movement intentionally* cultivate an image of cruel and childish savage ignorance, or does it just come natural to the sort drawn to it?

*as in, are the people speaking so shamefully being paid by Koch-allied disinformation agencies?

Can anyone else maybe weigh in here and repair the ass reputation that is now being presented by "men and women of Liberty?"

Do you spend all your time being offended?

And why should I call Saul?

[Sola_Fide]

Wow so dumb.


What if there was an awesome and amazing NJ figure of great and immense corpulence, who perfectly embodied and communicated the non-aggression principle? Won't you people feel stupid using someone's fatness as their defining characteristic and as some kind of moral stain then?


So you are the new forum troll?

Why don't you talk about something of substance so that we can either agree with it or make you look silly.

[Sola_Fide]

But what about fat liberty people...?

Does the Liberty movement intentionally* cultivate an image of cruel and childish savage ignorance, or does it just come natural to the sort drawn to it?

*as in, are the people speaking so shamefully being paid by Koch-allied disinformation agencies?

Can anyone else maybe weigh in here and repair the ass reputation that is now being presented by "men and women of Liberty?"

Your first error is to think that one person's view represents "the liberty movement". We are all just individuals who have sometimes very different opinions on certain subjects.

Your second error is to think that Koch has anything to do with what any of us think here. Your mind seems stuck in the liberal paranoia that thinks everyone is just hopelessly ruled and brainwashed by corporations lol.

[Cutlerzzz]

Are you people serious? Aren't there fat people that post here...?

In real life? Yes.

On the Internet? No.

Online, I'm 6'5" 250 pounds of solid muscle with a 500 pound bench press and 10 inch penis.

[torchbearer]

In real life? Yes.

On the Internet? No.

Online, I'm 6'5" 250 pounds of solid muscle with a 500 pound bench press and 10 inch penis.


u too? how weird!

[AuH20]

In real life? Yes.

On the Internet? No.

Online, I'm 6'5" 250 pounds of solid muscle with a 500 pound bench press and 10 inch penis.

10 inches flaccid? Jesus!!!

[mad cow]

The Internet,where men are men,women are men and 14 year old girls are FBI Agents.

[JK/SEA]

In real life? Yes.

On the Internet? No.

Online, I'm 6'5" 250 pounds of solid muscle with a 500 pound bench press and 10 inch penis.

you must be Weiners bodyguard.

[LibForestPaul]

He is better than Cuomo. But then Cuomo is vomit.

[Origanalist]

In real life? Yes.

On the Internet? No.

Online, I'm 6'5" 250 pounds of solid muscle with a 500 pound bench press and 10 inch penis.

That is sig worthy. :D

[Neil Desmond]

But what about fat liberty people...?

Does the Liberty movement intentionally* cultivate an image of cruel and childish savage ignorance, or does it just come natural to the sort drawn to it?

*as in, are the people speaking so shamefully being paid by Koch-allied disinformation agencies?

Can anyone else maybe weigh in here and repair the ass reputation that is now being presented by "men and women of Liberty?"
Liberty means being free to say whatever you want, which means saying whatever you want about whoever you want as well as criticizing someone for saying whatever they want to say. Let's get to the actual issue, which is that the health of a US Presidential candidate is considered an important factor for determining whether or not a person is fit (pun intended) for that office. Chris Christie has an overweight problem, and to some people that's a concern when it comes to the likelihood of him potentially being the leader of the US government.

I'd like to know one thing from you: let's suppose that it's election time for 2016 US President; Chris Christie's running as the Democrat candidate, and Rand Paul's running as the Republican candidate. Who would you rather vote for?

[Occam's Banana]

And why should I call Saul?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnHtGgVAUE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnHtGgVAUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9wBNUhk-uw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9wBNUhk-uw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPd67CEL54E


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPd67CEL54E

[osan]

Please use this poll to indicate what you think best describes Christopher James "Chris" Christie, the current governor of New Jersey.

Eric Cartman.

[BetterCallSaul]

Liberty means being free to say whatever you want, which means saying whatever you want about whoever you want as well as criticizing someone for saying whatever they want to say.

Is there a chat-room or email list that preps you people with these cliches? My father responds exactly the same when I criticise his homophobic and racist facebook posts (he is with a Tea Party group).

As I say to him also- I don't care at all about how you feel about anything. That you are a bigoted loser filled with hostility is your problem. But, when your perspective is implicitly, or overtly, representative of a movement (in which my own future is invested), then please stop turning people off with your childish insecurity and stupidity.

In his case, he makes it so that anyone not a white evangelical christian would never have a reason to consider involvement with anything associated with conservative causes. In your cases, you are ruining any legitimacy the liberty movement might have by making it so that an overweight person interested in freedom is going to come away thinking, "well fuck those assholes anyway."


Let's get to the actual issue, which is that the health of a US Presidential candidate is considered an important factor for determining whether or not a person is fit (pun intended) for that office. Chris Christie has an overweight problem, and to some people that's a concern when it comes to the likelihood of him potentially being the leader of the US government.

I bet that women cringe from the tought of being touched by you.

[Contumacious]

Hummmmmmm, I want to be tactful and delicate


He is a stupid demagogue fat fuck.

.

[Christian Liberty]

Hummmmmmm, I want to be tactful and delicate


He is a stupid demagogue fat fuck.

.

Why are you so nice?:p


Now, as for a good, light hearted, joke answer:

Lesser of two evils.

Now THAT was funny:p

[Contumacious]

Why are you so nice?:p


It comes easy. I used to be a diplomat.

[Sola_Fide]

Is there a chat-room or email list that preps you people with these cliches? My father responds exactly the same when I criticise his homophobic and racist facebook posts (he is with a Tea Party group).

Your father is right. If people arent free to say controversial things, then everyone's freedom is in danger.


As I say to him also- I don't care at all about how you feel about anything. That you are a bigoted loser filled with hostility is your problem. But, when your perspective is implicitly, or overtly, representative of a movement (in which my own future is invested), then please stop turning people off with your childish insecurity and stupidity.

You should be more tolerant. You are an internet tough guy, and Im tolerant of you.



In his case, he makes it so that anyone not a white evangelical christian would never have a reason to consider involvement with anything associated with conservative causes. In your cases, you are ruining any legitimacy the liberty movement might have by making it so that an overweight person interested in freedom is going to come away thinking, "well fuck those assholes anyway."

You seem really focused on what random people say on message boards.




I bet that women cringe from the tought of being touched by you.

This sounds like you are projecting here.

[Origanalist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnHtGgVAUE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnHtGgVAUE





Can you tell I don't watch much tv? Those remind me of these...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&list=PL69583CCB99BEED0B&v=o8YIkixdQYs


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RDY6tdW31p4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QwkHcu0adNI